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USC is actually going to send the band on the field to play the first quarter. Can't hurt.

Pumpkin poptarts secured for breakfast. We shall see.

You do a split system like Picasso said. You can install one in your attic and run the duct work there without opening walls, and one under the house and run the duct work there. Still expensive, but very efficient, and great for changing from heat to cool without having to rework the trunk line.

Sheesh. That's a rough night, man. Be glad your kids are still alive. Yeah the difference in self control is what we noticed with our youngest. That difference will teach her ways to manage her behaviour. You'll see improvements, it takes time for her to relearn her reactions to things with...

Perhaps this should be the anthem for the winner.

Half cup butter stick in the vag, half cup butter stick in the butt. Leaves the possibilities for the evening wide open. Seriously, though, it's a conversation that has to happen. I'm sure she will appreciate that you're trying to be sensitive about her insecurities, but I think she'd rather...

Another day until the predicted A Moon Bat / a_skeleton_03 face off. I don't know about you, but I'm as hard as diamonds in an ice storm.

I'm not trying to crap on you, Johnny. I just figured it would be hard to surprise you at this point.

Obvious troll is obvious.

You expected an addict prostitute to not see anyone else because you are doling out little bits of money to her a few times a week? And that didn't work out for you? Well. I'm astonished.

I realise you're upset, but did this actually surprise you?

Why are you distraught?

Maybe if she stopped using your mom's tampons.

Hey, now. This is theniceline of CCM bikes...

Don't just get lube. Get lube and a new sex toy like a vibe or something. Say you're just looking to try something new and you want to try a couple different kinds of lube to see if you guys are missing out.

Your participation in the gayness has been noted.

In that case, you may die by consumption.

Mist is actually a woman?

Okay. At 8:35 EST this round is closed. Here are the results: Column 39 vs. Azeth 10Column advances Tanoomba 41 vs. Hoss 5Tanoomba advances Delicate Flower 14 vs. I'm Rich Bitch 29I'm Rich Bitch advances a_skeleton_03 31 vs. ZombieWizardHawk 11a_skeleton_03 (asshat) advances Kirun...

It's time to ask a_skeleton_03 to give up his AssHat title. Unless he repeats. Which is looking possible. Whomever wins, and is crowned AssHat of 2015 has to wear the user title "ReRolled AssHat" for one month. Time to get salty. We're getting deep into it now. How do you vote? You bold...

I am disappoint.

Khane, this makes me think of you for some reason.

Ritalin is serious shit. There are so many options now, though. Today was a testimony as to why our son is on the meds he's on. Through a series of fucking ridiculous circumstances, his meds ran out, and he had to go to school without his morning vyvanse. We sent a note to the teacher telling...

Arcs, not arches.

Yet not as much success as a raw garlic enema.

Whoever decided Pak a Sak is a good name is fucking ridiculous.

This is excellent advice.

My brother, a Montreal fan, just sent me this. That hurts, bro.

Just for shits and giggles have a look at some amazing staircases here: 14 Unique and Spectacular Staircases Around the World | Inhabitat - Sustainable Design Innovation, Eco Architecture, Green Building The third one blows me away. That's amazing!

Draegan may advance. That's hilarious.

I have a huge herb that I use during growing season. I was thinking about making one in my basement during the winter, you know, grow lights and all. Might seem suspicious.

It's just an arbitrary contest I meant to do earlier but never got around to it. It's happening now. It'll happen sometime in 2016, too. Don't be so precise with your language, man! Loosen up.

Yeah, do that. Then reduce your marinade so you can top the meat with some when you're all done.

Fuck TCU right in the pussy. They don't deserve #2.

How in the actual fuck?