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Dirk is satisfied.

Yeah, I'm not a cheating guy, I'm not even a leering guy, but I still have a "yep" or "nope" moment when looking at women. Sorry, not sorry.

Just how high do you score on the "I hate my heritage" scale? I am disappoint, noodle.

Your cabling looks great, man! I'd beef that shit up before putting a hot tub on it, though

Can't vote for both, dipstick.

Jebus is that depressing

What are you, like chief of staff for the AssHat campaign?

You're too far away from Wisconsin.

Winning 2015 AssHat comes with a signed certificate that you believe the moon landing happened.

I've been to a Memphis home game. No one in the partially full stadium thought they would win. They're dreadful. Wonder what happened.

In the event of a tie, they will move in together and simulpost all over this forum. They will also become lovers and adopt a child named Randal who will grow up and be the next man to land on the moon.

We're gonna need a picture. Must include nipples.

I always go Papa Johns for delivery pizza. They have decent ingredients and their crust isn't shit. But there is this local, hole in the wall place that is owned by a couple who came from Italy where they were pizza chefs. That pizza is just fucking amazing. I don't even know exactly what they...

I believe Hodj is actively campaigning for A Moon Bat. It seems like the world should end or something.

why are you shouting?

MoonBat 11, Itzena 8 Close in early voting folks.

Every parent should do this.

Itzena getting some love here. Surprising.

All right bitches. Results: Tanoomba 45 vs. I'm Rich Bitch 2 -A Moon Bat advances Araysar 8 vs. Itzena 34 -Itzena advances Look here for the new thread, go, and vote! Rerolled

The results are in and we have two finalists! Please see the former round of voting here: Rerolled In this round, we will crown the true AssHat of the forums for this year. This is a great honour, and bestows great responsibility to continue AssHatting it up for the next year. I understand...

Shit but did this make me laugh.

It doesn't hurt that the Irish are playing like shit.

Yup.

Maybe butthole, too. Just to see the state of it.

Jebus with a Moses voodoo doll stuck up Mary's ass while hitting her with a broom. That was a stupid ending to the Michigan game. They won that game. That punter better not sleep at home tonight. Notre Dame's offense looks good enough. Defense sucks the balls of donkeys. Embarrassingly bad.

I have only managed to watch the first season of this, but I really want to see the rest. It's just funny. There are amazing lines every so often, and the interaction between the characters is brilliant.

C'mon, man. Now we need to see your wife's nipples.

Well, I'm out of town with limited internet access, so we'll have to wait the allotted time. See how lopsided we can make it, I guess.

Tanoomba vs. I'm Rich Bitch Araysar vs. Itzena

THE RESULTS OF THIS ROUND ARE IN! Column 9 vs. Tanoomba 37 -Tanoomba advances I'm Rich Bitch 25 vs. a_skeleton_03 22 -I'm Rich Bitch advances in a most surprising turn of events Numbers 14 vs. Araysar 27 (6 abstained from voting in this round) -Araysar advances Mist 17 vs. Itzena 30...

Previous thread here:Rerolled! Thanks to all you voters, and thanks especially to those AssHatting it up here at ReRolled. A surprising elimination in the last round has changed the possibilities! Please consider these options for voting, and reply with quote the second post and put...

That's amazing! And pretty hard to argue against pass interference if he hadn't caught it...

Use stripper and make sure it isn't veneer.

wow

Didn't see nipples. Does not count.

I believe he called his wife while his girlfriend was blowing him.