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  1. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    TCU in trouble. It's a good day.
  2. lurkingdirk

    AssHat 2015 Round 2!! Get Salty in here!

    Column vs. Azeth Tanoomba vs. Hoss Delicate Flower vs. I'm Rich Bitch a_skeleton_03 vs. ZombieWizardHawk Kirun vs. Numbers Tyen vs. Araysar Mist vs. Draegan popsicledeath vs. Itzena
  3. lurkingdirk

    AssHat 2015 Round 2!! Get Salty in here!

    AssHat of 2015 round 2 voting!! It is time to get salty! It's time to ask a_skeleton_03 to give up his AssHat title. Unless he repeats. I propose the following: whomever wins, and is crowned AssHat of 2015 has to wear the user title "ReRolled AssHat" for one month. I'd say a whole year...
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    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    Results of this round! I counted at 6:15 PM EST today. Here are the results. Those who move on to the next round are in bold, the vote count should make it obvious. In the event of a tie, the higher ranked person will advance. Here we go: Column 31vs Soygen 5 Azeth 26vs Royal 5...
  5. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Notre Dame starts slow, but their offensive line is looking pretty sharp. Hope the defense holds up.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Did someone really just post Justin Bieber's dong?
  7. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    This is hard for me to say, but I'm going to. I'm so happy Texas won.
  8. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nah. This is how he spends his time otherwise.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Bicycling

    This is excellent advice which I am going to follow. I will report back. My route is heavy traffic paved roads the whole way. A road bike makes sense.
  10. lurkingdirk

    I'm DRUNK

    At least you're not an angry drunk. So, you've got that going for you, which is nice.
  11. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    Sweet! If I get enough pity votes, I could knock Tanoomba out in the first round, and then this contest is really wide open!
  12. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The best lesbian boils down to who has the bigger dick?
  13. lurkingdirk

    Bicycling

    Nice, thanks. Assembly isn't an issue for me, I'm pretty handy and have biking friends. You seriously think a road bike will make that much difference in my time?
  14. lurkingdirk

    Bicycling

    Seriously? That's worth it. Can you link me an entry level road bike?
  15. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I do not read that thread. Sorry for rehashing an old issue. I have to say, I would rather eat four meals a day than one. Regular food intake is what I crave. But I have a very high metabolism. I've done fasting for various reasons and felt like shit every time. But that's just me.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Hugs can only be given after "medicine" has been had.
  17. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    There are plenty of reasons to eat breakfast. More and smaller meals help regulate body weight, and your mental capacity is elevated when you are rested and fed. And the list goes on. I'm not saying you have to gorge yourself for breakfast, but fasting until dinner is not a good health option.
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    Bicycling

    So, gentlemen, I don't do a lot of biking, but I recently started biking to work just for the exercise. It's a short ride - 6 miles each way. Takes about 25 minutes. I have a cheap old bike. It's a mountain bike with knobby tires, made by CCM. I bought it 16 years ago. It's been a good bike...
  19. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Okay. I'll try it and report back. I think it looks good. If you get the right mozz it will be nice and melty, and the cheese you mixed into the beef will add the zing you want. Brown those bitches on high, high, heat, and drop them into the sauce and let them cook through. If you don't think...
  20. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    Switch your votes as you'd like until I do the count. Then you're done.
  21. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Make improvements as you see fit. I would address both of your points, and they would be fucking delicious.
  22. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    How can you not give a shit? This is more important than the American Presidential race! Also, it's fine to vote for people who are banned. The rules cover it.
  23. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    USC won't. Look at Notre Dame. They were mostly irrelevant for a couple decades. I think they've grown back into a top 25 team under Brian Kelly, but think of the Bob Davie, Tyrone Willingham, and Charlie Weisz years. Coverage never dipped for the team, though. They play Navy at home this...
  24. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    I'm not getting out of the first round. I can, however, proudly say that I did get at least one vote vs. Tanoomba.
  25. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    This shit looks delicious.
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    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    The explanations for the voting are hilarious and awesome.
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    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    You are correct. I thought I had. Corrected now.
  28. lurkingdirk

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Do both need to shit, or can they both use the shit of just the one?
  29. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    Yeah, I switched it up with so many names. Thanks for clearing it up.
  30. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Sorry bros. I never eat cereal, either. Gimme eggs on toast, or cheese on an english muffin. I just didn't grow up with cereal as a breakfast thing, and don't do it now.
  31. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    You made it clear how you were voting. I'm going to want to give you handjobs for the next day or so.
  32. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    So I have concerns about Ritalin is the crashing. Maybe look into a combination of medication, as we ended up doing. We give our youngest a small dose of Strattera every day, and that keeps him even keeled when the Vyvanse wears off. Prior to that, the wear off period was fucking ugly. Angry...
  33. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Anal play.
  34. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    Column vs Soygen Azeth vs Royal Tanoomba vs lurkingdirk Hoss vs Tuco DelicateFlower vs Tarrant I'm Ritch Bitch vs Johnny 49 a_skeleton_03 vs Hodj ZombieWizardHawk vs Phazel Nemesis vs Kirun Numbers vs Troll Tyen vs Vaclav Araysar vs kriptini Convo vs Mist...
  35. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    Let me reiterate, it's time to ask a_skeleton_03 to give up his AssHat title. Unless he repeats. I propose the following: whomever wins, and is crowned AssHat of 2015 has to wear the user title "ReRolled AssHat" for one month. I'd say a whole year, but perhaps that's overdoing it.Assume this...
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    I actually think he makes you slightly horny. He brings out the fight in you.