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I'll stick with the someone keeps posting them on youtube and they stay up just long enough to watch them level of illegally watching things, then.

Whelp, she's using without you, so you might as well go get some.

"My father's penis is so much larger than yours when erect."

Where are you guys watching this? I was able to see the first two episodes on youtube, then the account was killed.

I found he interrupted his guests enough to be annoying. I hope that was first night jitters.

If he gains garlic powers, and becomes Garlicman, will he wear his underwear outside his pants like Superman? Would they reek of garlic?

Yeah, buddy! We knew you could do it.

Throw in a couple of midgets pudding wrestling and you'd be the star of the internet.

DON'T DROP THE BABY ON ITS HEAD! ALSO:

Noodledad isn't alone with Noodlespawn for another half hour or so. Then we start asking questions.

Did anyone else find the filming quality and light quality odd? Definitely different than most late night TV. I thought he did okay, though. I might check out highlights the next day periodically.

Yes. Don't be jelly.

You want to lose again?

I don't want to brag, but I haven't showered for three days.

You have no idea how dirty Dirk can get.

Well, now we need video.

Fuck, dude. Fuck. Clean your friend's thumbnail after scrambling. Fuck.

Clean your thumbnail, dude. Fuck.

He goes from horns and piercings to pudgy and into butt stuff. It's a slippery slope, friends.

All buttholes were immaculate.

That poll is garbage. Ohio State at #1 after giving up all those points to an unranked team? Bonkers.

We used the car seats that clicked in and out of a base in the car, and then into a stroller. The stroller could also be used when the kids got bigger and didn't need the rear-facing car seat any more. It was good enough, but for running, or a long day in a stroller, there is absolutely no...

Ah. that makes sense now.

Well, hey there Virginia Tech. You're beating Ohio State, and that makes me tingle.

Rear facing car seat, a year or so. Your next car seat, a couple years. Then a booster. Then college!

You just called my children disgusting human garbage. It is time for fisticuffs. Prepare yourself.

Damned right.

In that sense he's quite a successful poster here.

Would you like some?

I have rarely heard children described with such tender affection. You are really excited to become a father, aren't you?

I did something very much like this that I mixed with the pork: Tomatillo Salsa Verde Recipe - Allrecipes.com

This pleases me.

Indeed. Also, lol Michigan.

Damn. That would have put me off any chicken there forever.

Notre Dame looking pretty good, actually. Both on the ground and in the air. I may be impressed. Let's see how this second half goes.

So my pork butt had two sauces today. One was a fairly traditional vinegar/brown sugar sorta thang, the other was a spicy sauce made from tomatillos. I preferred the latter.

Shit, guys. I feel for you.