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A mouth and two hands full of butts might be better.

But can you take it higher?

So much butt. I'm going to shred it up and make four or five different sauces for it. We're having a slider competition here, see: who can make the best. Categories include pork preparation, texture, sauce, and heat. I shall destroy the others.

I hate that person.

That post was oddly exciting to read.

Challenge accepted.

I have an 18 pound pork butt in that will have been in for 48 hours by the time we eat it tomorrow. I'm looking forward to butt.

Ha. The first time I left for work after having kids is the first time my wife was alone with an infant. She was scared to death she was going to fuck it up a lot. You won't. Find ways to make it special for you too. Indulge in awesome coffee while you do it. Or watch a favourite show. Or do...

Dammit, I keep forgetting.

Dummy. It was MoonJews. It was predicted in the book of Numbers. If you can't find where, you're dumber than I thought.

I always carry minimal everything into a hotel. I check for bedbugs, and will willingly walk starkers naked after a long, hot shower to my car where I keep a set of clothes to avoid picking them up. I'm scared to get those things.

Dude, you being so proactive with the psychologist will give you cred with the school. Their patience will grow, and it will be a good thing for your daughter, too. Get some analysis, possibly some drugs, and definitely a plan. You can do this. Think about how important it is for her. You can do...

Have you followed Notre Dame over the last decade? They play down to whomever they are playing.

I think KFC should get Clinton as a spokes person. How awesome would that be? "I did NOT have sexual relations with the new chicken wrap, but I'm planning to as soon as it's cool enough."

And Wolf.

But the chickenisthe bun. It's very meta.

I cheer for anyone playing Michigan, so I hope desperately they lose. As per protocol. Muck Fichigan

Texas is a mess of a program. That said, I'm not sure Notre Dame can beat them.

Way Outside the Bun: Taco Bell Rolls Out Taco Shell - NBC News Anyone try this yet?

Perhaps this should be his avatar?

Can Amod please change lendarios' user title to "The Retarder"

Imagine a unicorn fart.

Progress! Didn't say get raped.

^^That shit's pretty funny.

Brilliant!

Nah, I just see people doing things they are told not to do, and then being outraged when there are consequences. I don't care why they are doing those things, they were told not to, so why continue? To blow off steam? To demonstrate how stupid they are? To try to prove some ridiculous point...

Dude, your world is changing!

I hope at the beginning of each level there is a short video of Brad saying "this is gonna rock!" To not include this in the game would be a fatal mistake.

Absolutely genius, I tell you.

Well, that's a dumb comparison.

Yes, yes. Keep saying it. It makes you appear smart.

There is no brown nosing going on here. I am sincere in my points. The mods can go fuck goats for all I care, I'm merely trying to understand why people insist on acting stupidly.

Sure, I understand that, but persistently saying stupid things that are related to that which got you infracted in the first place is stupid. Also, if you don't like the rules, or how the forum is moderated, simply go somewhere else. There's not a shortage of places to go.

Go to the Badlands in the Dakotas. Unreal. Yellowstone is a good choice, also looks other-worldly. And Door County in Wisconsin is pretty gorgeous, too.

These statements can only help you get your infraction reduced. You should continue making many more statements of this sort.

You said something we have been told not to say. How is it that you are proven right once again? Honestly curious.

Works for me everytime.

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Couldn't possibly be for persistently talking shit about everyone in charge here. Obviously he has nothing but respect for the owners and administrators of this fine forum.