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  1. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    That sounds right to me.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    That's bullshit. It turns out the ones that read and understand it simply don't engage in crap discussions of this sort.
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    Parent Thread

    Chaos, my youngest had similar issues in kindergarten. I really resisted the testing, then I resisted the diagnosis, then I resisted the recommendation that he goes on drugs to manage it. I mean I really, really resisted it. Who the hell wants to put a 6 year old on drugs that might be for the...
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Everyone's goodness.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I think they tried to include meat, cucumber, and yogurt in a chip. What in the actual fuck?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Get her a pedicure and spa day. Have your friends swarm the place. Done before she's home.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I apologise if anything I wrote seemed preachy or judgemental. That certainly wasn't my intent. It's good that you care for her. It's good that your son doesn't know anything. My advice is that when you have an exit strategy, make sure to construct a narrative that your 4 1/2 year old can...
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    College Football 2015-16

    That would have likely been more true with Weis. Except Weis would have eaten the body as practice continued.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Lays Gyros flavour - didn't even finish the handful I started. Gross as the lint picked out of the ass hair of a dead hooker named Bob. Lays Reuben flavour - meh. Would not get again. These new flavours are not winning me over much.
  10. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Considering this outcome, isn't she the real winner here? Rough situation, sir. In all of this, please spend a lot of time talking to your son. I can't remember how old he is. But you are right about him possibly becoming a target, and that sort of thing could really help in your desire for...
  11. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    So, are you officially out of whore options with a fat wad of cash you could be spending? Time for new options?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I had Burger King's extra long pulled pork sandwich yesterday. It was pretty good, meat tasted good, sauce was alright, but they put about 400% more pickles than was necessary on the sandwich. I ended pulling most of them off. Other than that, not bad.
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    College Football 2015-16

    As someone who works at the university off and on, that would be fascinating to watch.
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    Pornhub PREMIUM!!!

    A parking lot full of dudes jacking off. No homo, though.
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    starting new job -- should I lie to HR and say i'm a homo?

    Albino lesbian inuit midget with a hair lip. That's got it all.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Aren't you clever?
  17. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Hmm. That's the first heavy rain we've had in a month. Perhaps he did. Must go check.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Seven consecutive posts in your own thread in the rickshaw. Quite remarkable.
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    Home Improvement

    I'm not likely to repeat that in my gutter.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I can't help myself around Rush.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Was he naked?
  23. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I'd classify that as more a nightmare.
  24. lurkingdirk

    2015 Blackhawks Salary Dump NHL Offseason Thread

    Hahahaha. Fuck you, man. That hits a little close to home.
  25. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I don't do that, man! Pouring rain here today, but I think I'm going to just try the long spray bombs in dry weather. Will report back.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I know the yellowjackets build in the ground, and I even looked them up. That is what they were - there was enough composted shit in one of my gutters in which they built a nest. Shit's crazy. But, yeah, I'ma try that 30 foot shooting stuff tomorrow. If you don't hear back, they got me.
  27. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I thought about just burning the place down and starting over... The issue with the motorcycle gear is the neck. Maybe my motorcycle suit and my camping mosquito head net? Hmm. Not a bad idea. The issue is how quickly can I move in the gear and get down a ladder. And if a bee gets trapped inside...
  28. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Someone wanted this posted.
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    Home Improvement

    Whelp, guess who just found out the very hard way that we have a yellowjacket nest in our gutter? I was pulling off the gutter shield to clean the things out because water hasn't been flowing as it should, and I was stung 21 times. Hurts like a fucker. Imagine running across a roof and getting...
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    Parent Thread

    Ignore him for 13 years.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Aww. I missed the titties. Can someone post them again and let me know first?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    No, a thick gooey syrup that does not taste of caramel.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    So much explained in one sentence.
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    Zoolander 2 (2016)

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    My new Dating Pool

    Something something about similarities with taking a pet dog to a job site.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Oh, man. Stroopwafels. My mother made those from scratch, and they are so damned good. Anyone ever have these? Pretty good breakfast food with cheese on
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I actually put money on 7:15
  38. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Just had the Biscuits and Gravy Lays. Meh. The one thing they did well is include sage in the flavouring. The best sausage gravy uses sage cured sausage. I'd give them a 5/10, and will buy them again because my kids like them a lot. Also, for the delicious memories:
  39. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Just had the Biscuits and Gravy Lays. Meh. The one thing they did well is include sage in the flavouring. The best sausage gravy uses sage cured sausage. I'd give them a 5/10, and will buy them again because my kids like them a lot.
  40. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Screen door "wheels" are easily replaceable. You may have to order them online, but that's easy too. Just find the door make and google them. I guarantee other people have searched online for them, too. And, yeah, any of those wax ideas are good options, and I did mean to mention them. But...