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Yet I will care for and nurture my offspring. Check mate motherfucker.

I find you so much more attractive when you're in the rickshaw. Can we fuck?

But what happens when I celebrate my 40th anniversary and am still crazy in love with my wife? Also, she hasn't cheated on me, I can tell you with 100% certainty, and I haven't cheated on her? Also I don't want to bang other women, I get lots of sex from the woman I committed to, and she's happy...

No. Just good at fucking.

I lived in China town in Toronto. The street food was initially scary. Then, as I sacked up and tried it, it was delicious. And now I miss it.

I'm beginning to believe you are retarded. Happy or not, many marriages work. They work for many reasons. The people in them are happy. Red pill bullshit won't make that possible, nor will it save you from that. You're welcome to think what you want. I'm welcome to think you're a total...

I will cut and bag you.... Nah, man. Hope it was awesome.

Can everyone please take themselves a little more seriously? Seriously.

Kid stays in that situation, not much hope for him. That makes me sad. Fucking lack of rules about who can procreate.

Photographic evidence needed.

So, roughly 40% of marriage relationships surviving the long haul are anecdotal evidence? Your story about the unicorn is cool, though. Totally demonstrates your intelligence level. Thanks. I'm out.

But there is only one way to think of this. Regardless of your success in your marital relations. Doesn't matter. Fuck that.

world. not word.

You just broke the word.

Not a false analogy at all!

Dude, roofing isn't rocket science. Build a small storage shed from scratch. Make it easy by eliminating ridges and such, so a single slope roof. cheaper, better, feel good about it.

Sorry. I've seen the evidence. I guess I just know more quality people than average? I have no difficulty saying that yes, the wives will stick around. I've seen it. In the worst situations. I have no trouble imagining what you're suggesting, and it just depresses me. This is my beef with the...

Not a bad idea.

Yes. It seems you're having nothing but a blast.

Or your wife because you didn't get divorced. It happens. Depth of relationships. It matters.

a_skeleton_03 seems upset.

No, there are many relationships that matter that aren't the mother of my children. But who will stick with you when shit gets terrible? No one will stick with you like the mother of your children. Or your children. The depth of relationships matters. Red pill bullshit will not form deep...

How many people have a vitamix? Is it worth the 400$?

Someone gave me a juicer. I sold it immediately.

Deep fried family jewels are greatest family jewels.

Holy mother of all that is holy. I'm glad you are happy, I guess, but that sounds like an absolutely miserable life. One without self reflection and the rewards of self sacrifice. You honestly have no idea of the joy that comes from living in a way that puts others before yourself. It's...

I will take unrelated things for $200, Alex.

It happens precisely when you call it a po-boy. Other than that, the rules are very flexible.

Try not saying that word on rerolled. It's a simple rule, really.

We use our ice cream maker so often it is crazy. Especially when the fruit is in season. There are a lot of us, so we all get a little bit. But we put the drum immediately back in the freezer when it's done, because we're probably going to use it again the next day. And, when you can control the...

There is no question but that I got lucky, I'm not going to deny that. But I have a lot of friends who are women, too, and they're all people I would totally trust with things of this sort. Maybe I'm just naive.

There are a million things that can go wrong with the pill. Some antibiotics impact its effectiveness, as do some over the counter antihistamines. Varying the time you take it by as little as 20 minutes can have an impact. and on and on that list can go. It is possible, people, that this was the...

Yours is too small. Tough truth.

chaos, STFU. You're being reasonable and shit.

Yeah. Eight times, though.

I tend to draw them at quality calories.

Eh...no. Cry it out is also for the child. If the child is never left to do that, it's formative.

You should def. move Capri into your house. Tell your wife it's nothing but charity work, and explain that you're helping her through treatment. You'll get blowjobs for sure.

I've been thinking about experimenting with a pressure cooker, too. Maybe I will yet get one. And as far as the tilapia goes - I did it in the sous vide because I could. I wanted to try fish in there, and try different ways to finish it. We were going to be having it anyway, so I figured this...

Yeah, baby.