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  1. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Exactly what I use. A quarter the price, with a tenth the refills.
  2. lurkingdirk

    Gardening

    Talk to the person next door and tell them you're willing to do the work, make it a good, healthy tree that provides delicious fruit, and offer to let them pick half. If they aren't interested, they'll more than likely tell you to go ahead and deal with it and take the fruit. Win!
  3. lurkingdirk

    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Dammit. Was not happy to see the result this morning. Come on, Chicago, step that up!
  4. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Does the pipe empty into the ground and you can't see into what it empties? If that's the case, it might simply be that someone created a French Drain there which is fine for regular and light rain, but fills up during heavy downpours. If that's the case, the options are to live with it, or...
  5. lurkingdirk

    Gardening

    If you want to increase the yield in your cherry tree you have to prune that shit for a couple of years. Seriously, get the sucker branches all off, reshape it for maximum sunlight, profit.
  6. lurkingdirk

    Gardening

    Two smallish trees - Montmorence (typical Michigan tart cherries) and Bing for sweet. I can't get the Rainer thing established here. Tried both of the last two years and the winters have killed them off.
  7. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Looks good. You could take the salmon out and just use a kitchen torch to hit the outside after putting some butter on it. That would be tasty.
  8. lurkingdirk

    Gardening

    We're getting cherries, too! More than last year. And believe it or not, we already starting to get some cherry tomatoes. We're eating lettuce already, and our herbs have really established themselves and taken off. Shit's going well this year!
  9. lurkingdirk

    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    That may well be the stupidest thing I have ever watched. I became dumber watching it.
  10. lurkingdirk

    First World Problems

    The last two posts disturb me.
  11. lurkingdirk

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Hey Tanoomba, does it ever wear on you that 100% of people who encounter you on this forum think you are completely wrong and insane? I wonder why you continue to fight what you obviously consider to be the good fight while everyone around you thinks you are (at least) partially insane?
  12. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Soy's solution to life.
  13. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    The easiest way to fix that is an area rug.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Pictures and orgasmic descriptors are required.
  15. lurkingdirk

    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    This was pretty crazy.
  16. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Fuck you all for having sous vide machines that work. I have to wait. But high heat skirt steak cooking makes it tough, man.
  17. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

  18. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    It may be canola oil.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Not so bad, actually.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I've done it many different ways, but what I most recently did was this: I make 10 holes the size of cement blocks. Each hole was about 2 feet deep. fill one foot with coarse gravel, then poured cement up until it was roughly 6 inches from the ground. Then, one cement block on each, set the...
  21. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Well Sous Vide arrived. They shipped me one with a plug that will work splendidly in Austria. Not so much here. So, more waiting while they fix the problem, which they did instantly. New shit on it's way, but...more waiting. I'm as hard as diamonds in an ice storm right now. I find the bolded...
  22. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Unreasonably attached with a juvenile need to be close. Nailed it.
  23. lurkingdirk

    Big Trouble In Little China Remake

    rabble rabble
  24. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Pussy. I'll be cooking them in bags under hot water. Who's the man now? wat?
  25. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I got that deal today. you have to click the 199$ one and then put in the code.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    This sounds right. I'm good with this.
  27. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Join the dark side, Khane. We will explore this shit together.
  28. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    What's the optimal serving temperature for cum?
  29. lurkingdirk

    Ye Olde Sodie Pops Thread

    This, too.
  30. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Your shared knowledge is appreciated.
  31. lurkingdirk

    My little town needs your help! TITS, TITS and TITS!

    Doing things for le titties makes us shitlords? Fine. New title embraced. LurkingShitLord
  32. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Duh. That's a given. I meant what should I cook, you miserable fuckwits.
  33. lurkingdirk

    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    You read it here, folks. Tarrant has the ambition to fuck the whole of the Chicago Blackhawks. That's 31 dicks at once, if you don't count coaches and such. Would that be a new record, Tarrant?
  34. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I bet Louie CK would incorporate onoes story into the plot line of his show. Some one contact him.
  35. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    All right. I caved. I ordered the 99$ sous vide cooker. What should I do first when it gets here?
  36. lurkingdirk

    Ye Olde Sodie Pops Thread

    Anyone ever try this stuff? I've never seen it outside of Ontario. It's pop with herbal flavours. Not bad.
  37. lurkingdirk

    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    They hate you, too Tarrant. They really fucking do.