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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    Nice, that's all good information. I'm near the southern tip of Lake Michigan. We're sandy here because it used to be dune all the way out here. I may need to mud pack the bottom, but I haven't done the research yet. I'm getting excited about the project, though, and may start on it this...
  2. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    This made me laugh, and it's relevant to this thread.
  3. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    I think I'd probably dedicate a full acre to the pond with a maximum depth of maybe 10 feet. I have a natural spot for it, and I think it's entirely feasible. There's an abandoned well on my property that still produces excellent water, and I could run that to fill it, though I think if I go...
  4. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    I have space at the back end of my property to make a pond, and I have access to the serious land-moving machinery needed to make it happen. I am considering making a pond big enough to stock, so that we can regularly eat pan-fish caught within walking distance, but it will take a few years to...
  5. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Punish those around you in order to eat what you want to. A man after my own fart.
  6. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I've actually never bought a kitchen gadget that I haven't continued to use on a regular basis. Waffle maker? weekly. Apple peeler corer slicer? Pies all the time. Stove top espresso maker? Every morning. Maybe this will break the trend. It arrives tomorrow. I am as hard a diamonds in an...
  7. lurkingdirk

    Cord-Cutting, Or How to Stream your Way to Success

    Yeah, we have a few tablet type things the kids use to watch netflix or youtube or hulu or whatever. Haven't had cable for a long time now, don't miss it. We got a digital antenna rabbit ears type thing, so we can get the major networks now, which is good for various sporting events. Women's...
  8. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Know what I think sous vide cooking will rob us of? Think about slow cooking a big old piece of meat (whatever your favourite is). Come home after that puppy has been cooking all day, and the house smells delicious. Not so with sous vide.
  9. lurkingdirk

    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Hahaha, 7 guys on the ice with 8 seconds left. Bloody ridiculous. Good game from the period I saw. Hope Chicago can win at home next game!
  10. lurkingdirk

    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    What? what? what!? I just turned it on.
  11. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    No. I 100% wish I had just pulled that shit off and hung drywall. Less time, less effort, less sanding.
  12. lurkingdirk

    First World Problems

    Preferably nudes.
  13. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Get the grill stupid fucking hot, and only do a minute or two on each side.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I have, and it is an enormous pain in the ass. It takes forever, and requires a lot of sanding. Like, a lot. And it takes forever. Many, many thin coats is the way to do it. So, have patience and love sand dust all over your house? It's for you!
  15. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Dude, I'm yanking your chain. I entirely understood what your diagram showed. Just call me a dick head and move on.
  16. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    That's some quality CAD work, Borzak!
  17. lurkingdirk

    Reddit is on fire

    Can you tell me what that is before I go look at it?
  18. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I thought it was a novel, but that's "The Saltpeter Foxes." Didn't seem likely folks were cooking with books.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I'd say you're welcome to try that, but I'm guessing if you get a tornado, I'm going to go ahead and say that's not going to save your structure. Might keep the floor down, but the rest isn't staying.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I typically don't use metal hangers for this kind of work. Especially if you can frame it all with screws from the outside. Three substantial decking screws in each end is going to hold up, and that's far less finicky than the metal hangers. But, that's just an opinion, and I know many people...
  21. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    You really don't want less than 2x6 on the floor, anyway. Too much sagging and changing shape, otherwise. I tend to over-engineer stuff, but using less than 2x10s on a floor seems like tom foolery to me.
  22. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

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  23. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I have one bathroom to go in my house. The tile is all functioning perfectly, but it is a crappy 1980s Miami Vice style renovation done in the 80s. Ugly as sin, but totally functional, so I have it on the back burner until most everything else is done. I have it worked out how I can get a 1...
  24. lurkingdirk

    Reddit is on fire

    That can't possibly what I think it is, can it? I am certainly not going to the site, but please tell me it isn't actually what it says...
  25. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    Holy mother of all that is dysfunctional.
  26. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    I believe she once gave him chlamydia, so they're technically even, I think.
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    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    Oh man. Dead Presidents. That movie made me want to kill everyone and then myself. Dead Presidents (1995) - IMDb
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    Home Improvement

    Pfft. Moving a toilet is not that big a deal. You just have to make sure you can structurally support it while you have enough slope on the plumbing that empties into a large stack that is adequately vented. Simple.
  29. lurkingdirk

    First World Problems

    Yeah, but who hasn't?
  30. lurkingdirk

    First World Problems

    I guess this is a good (but sad) point. Oh no you fucking didn't....
  31. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Ahh, this brisket is amazing. Is that a hint of tree stump remover you've used? Brilliant!
  32. lurkingdirk

    First World Problems

    Incest porn is a real thing? idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore
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  34. lurkingdirk

    Gardening

    Do a lot of reading on pruning, and it will go fine. Much of it can be done from in the tree if you can climb at all.
  35. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Yeah, I've been tiling for years, and I still shy away from tiling a shower. I always make space to put a 1 piece unit in (often have removed doors to make this possible). Those beasts won't leak for thirty years. Tiling I have done myself? Probably be okay, and I've helped friends do it, but...
  36. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

  37. lurkingdirk

    Gardening

    Screw it, then. Take care of it. Declare ownership. Do some ladder and climbing work, and then scream "Get off my lawn!!" any time anyone else gets near it.
  38. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Isn't that true of everything you wet dip? Athankyou But seriously? I have hella hard water, like shit's ridiculous even with a softener. Is this going to be a short lived appliance because water issues? Corrosion showing up after one use does not fill me with moist, deliciously cooked...
  39. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    No way I'm starting with duck. Maybe pork tenderloin, maybe steak. But if I do a duck, it's going to be a whole duck, and it's going to be after I perfect my techniques.