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  1. lurkingdirk

    My little town needs your help! TITS, TITS and TITS!

    I voted. I'll vote more with more pictures.
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    Memories, Emotions & Shit Threads

    Every tranny is precious.
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    Memories, Emotions & Shit Threads

    The real question is does Goliath have a penis, or not anymore?
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    Kung Fury (2015)

    "It's the viking age." "That explains the laser-raptors." I'm cracking up over here. This is awesome.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Did the pot just call the kettle black?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yup, simple and good duck fat potatoes: Ultimate roast potatoes | BBC Good Food
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Are those characters standing on a Zeppelin? If he put Zeppelins in the game, that would rock.
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Fuck Tampa Bay. I hate that team.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Dude. Good gnocchi is damned good. Not just matter with sauce. texture and flavour. important things.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yes, potato. And even that's not hard to make, but the shortcut above is really fast, and it takes the sauce nicely. Easy dinner.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Chick-Fil-A to open on Sundays
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Suck it.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Okay. I kinda fake it every time. about equal parts flour and milk. 2 eggs. beat all the liquid stuff up, add the flour all at once, grate a shitload of parmesan into that dough, season it, and then make the shape you want - can be rolled into snakes, and cut, then shaped with a fork (holds...
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    Pregnancy Thread

    If you're giving the child a nick name prior to birth, Cletus the fetus is the only acceptable possibility.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I have a really simple gnocchi recipe that takes no time to make fresh, and make a Gorgonzola cream sauce with it -- that will wet the panties of your wife FO SHO. Homemade pasta + awesome sauce = hot, hot love making later.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I love dill pickle chips. The kind you get in Canada. Americans weaken that flavour a lot, and screw that. Also, have you guys tried hull less butter popcorn in a bag? Meijer has a house brand that is awesome.
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    Ye Olde Sodie Pops Thread

    Bats eat fruit. Their cum must be sweet. Surely there is a niche market for that.
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    Home Improvement

    Do you not wear a respirator?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    All women are bisexual in the right circumstance. amirite
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sarcasm missed. Self administered spanking beginning.
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Chicago. Yeah, baby.
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    Tocunets

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    Ye Olde Sodie Pops Thread

    Yeah, that's where I'm at. I'd drink the sweet drinks if they weren't sweet.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Jebus on a broom playing quidditch. I'm astounded at the view many people here have of women. Just to be clear, I'm not trying to be a dick, nor am I calling anyone else a dick for their views, it's just surprising to me. Maybe I'm not that bright, but it surprises me in the same way that...
  25. lurkingdirk

    How do you learn real good?

    I tend to over research everything. Like crazy. If I'm going to do my motorcycle brakes, I'll read everything ever published on doing that kind of brakes, and then I'll watch 20 youtube videos on it, and, to get me feeling really good, I'll go to a shop and observe a professional doing it. It's...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Another one bites the dust.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm semi erect looking at your spare ribs. Is that normal?
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    Pregnancy Thread

    This response confuses and excites me.
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    Whiskey

    I prefer to add tiny chips of ice that dilute the whiskey appropriately without actually cooling it. It changes as the bits of ice melt, and it opens up differently than just adding a bit of water.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    How does one acquire a surplus of Swiss cheese? Make quiche. Lots of quiche. It's awesome with eggs.
  31. lurkingdirk

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Although I suppose in this case a simple poll would do.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Updates at a blistering pace...
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    Pregnancy Thread

    You need the suinieg stamp of sex approval for it to work.
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    Whiskey

    That's a lot of ice. Do you have a special thing to make round icecubes?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    This is probably the case. It was also clearly made in advance - they had it ready in about 20 seconds. Maybe that's the issue.
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    Home Improvement

    Someone I know recommended this, said it helps quite a lot, actually 3M 6391 P100 Reusable Respirator Gas Mask - Large - Papr Safety Respirators - Amazon.com
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I got the Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich today. What a dry piece of shit that was. Texture of the chicken wasn't great, either. I do like their fries, though.
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    Ye Olde Sodie Pops Thread

    I remember this stuff from my youth, the stubby bottles. I don't like pop all that much, didn't back then, either. But we got a crate of this stuff when we went camping, and it was like gold. Didn't even matter the flavour, though the creme soda was my favourite, I think.