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  1. lurkingdirk

    I got unbanned but I'm looking to be banned again

    My pants are where it's fucking at when it comes to nuts.
  2. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Big ass vacuum bags. Or smaller ass pieces of butt. I actually wondered what people did with this issue. I plan to do a huge ass piece of meat soon, but don't have a bag big enough. Do I cut it? google larger bags? What do you people do? Also, googling "larger bags" seems like a bad idea.
  3. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I am doing some tilapia in the sous vide tonight. First time doing fish. I'm going to finish some with a torch and the rest with a pan. Will report back.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Do you have many leather bound books? Does your apartment smell of rich mahogany? I also hold a unique degree. Doesn't actually make me special. Just means I studied something unique. Sounds to me like you majored in BS in many ways.
  6. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What's froyo, precious?
  7. lurkingdirk

    I got unbanned but I'm looking to be banned again

    Peanut butter and honey is greater than peanut butter and banana.
  8. lurkingdirk

    I got unbanned but I'm looking to be banned again

    It's a growing movement. Join the confused. We know nothing, but have strong opinions.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Tell us your Mippo Tales

    Is she circumcised?
  10. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Does not compute.
  11. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    But what do you think now? Do you cook that shit?
  12. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    When was the last time this thread had a non sous vide related post?
  13. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Are you saying prefart can't be awesome?
  14. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Sheeesh. That thing on the right, is it called "pre fart?"
  15. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    If you have continually circulating water pouring in, that might keep an opening in the ice all winter, which would fix the oxygenation issue.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I just laid them in the sauce - when the sous vide part was done, I put them in a pan with the sauce, then went to my friends house and finished them on a hot grill. I read that putting the sauce in with them and putting it on after when finishing end up about exactly the same, except you lose...
  17. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I did the chicken boobs at 145 for 3 hours with salt, pepper, and garlic on them. when then came out I put them in the bbq sauce for about 30 minutes, and then finished them on a really hot grill, about a minute a side. Shit was very tasty and moist.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Okay, trying chicken boobs in the sous vide for the first time today. Anyone have the very best approach?
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    The Fishing Thread

    Nice. You eat them?
  20. lurkingdirk

    Pregnancy Thread

    Looking good, man! Glad everyone is alright.
  21. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    I'm going to wire money to an addict whore and expect her to do nothing but get treatment to get herself clean. Seems legit.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Tenderloin.
  23. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    My sous vide pork last night was bloody awesome. I finished it under the broiler with a bourbon sauce. Perfect temperature. Had it at 137 F for 7 hours, under the broiler for a couple minutes. So tender.
  24. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    That is just beautiful! Yeah, get fish in there. You might start with just pan fish and see if you can get them established. Trout would be mighty cool, though.
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    Parent Thread

    This was tough for us, too. Know what did it for us, in the end? Talking to parents in the pick up line. There was one preschool that the parents could not wax poetic enough about the place. The others? Parents were saying things like, "it's fine." or "it's good." When you get parents (most or...
  26. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm trying this one as we speak. I'll report back. Bourbon Glazed Sous Vide Pork Tenderloin - Modernist Cooking Made Easy
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    The Fishing Thread

    Also fine for grazing goats.
  28. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    You really need to treat that lawn for clover, man.
  29. lurkingdirk

    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    I think the better team won. Fun game, too!
  30. lurkingdirk

    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Yeah, baby. Chicago is really putting on pressure, and it results in a goal. This is a really fun game to watch. I so hope Chicago gets the cup at home tonight.
  31. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    You could start that thread, Hoss. Be the grown up, here. Educate us all in a responsible way about shoving your entire hand up a vagina.
  32. lurkingdirk

    Cord-Cutting, Or How to Stream your Way to Success

    You just go to their website and sign up for it? How much is it? Stream to your computer, no problems?
  33. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I tried to neg him for it. Wouldn't let me. My sous vide is here. Unfortunately, I already have dinner planned to be out with friends tomorrow night, so I will have to wait. Pork loin is in the fridge, waiting.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Time to call her up again. We clearly need titty pictures.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Who is Jaime again?
  36. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    It'd be at the back of my property, so not so close to my house. I had already thought of the mosquito thing, and talked to someone nearby with a pond who said as soon as they got the pond adequately stocked, the mosquitoes pretty much got eaten by the things living in the pond. Also, as far...
  37. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Don't be turned off by the title, but this book is amazing. I'll make up a huuuuuge batch of dough one day - takes only a few minutes in the stand mixer - and then I have dough in the fridge that's good for up to a few weeks. Take the dough out, around 50 minutes later you have bread. Make it at...
  38. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yeah, I got rid of the breadmaker years ago and started doing a daily thing with bread that takes little time. We go through a metric fucktonne of bread here.