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Why? You looking to toss one?

Settle down.

That steamed bread, tho...

You should glue those hair tips to the mirror so that when you stand in just the right spot, they line up and it looks like you still have them when you look in the mirror. It will help you cope.

Good game in Ottawa tonight. Ottawa deserved it. Game five will eliminate them, though.

Yes. I am shitting you. I didn't see that it was 600$. We got ours second hand for about 50$, and that's definitely worth it.

We had something similar to this for all of our kids, and every single one of them loved it. It was their happy place. Amazon.com : Cosco Calypso Gentle Motion Baby Swing : Baby It's worth the money.

Why will amod not change his name to A Moon Bat? It's the best way, really.

I think you should shut your whore mouth. Islanders should win this. I need to go to bed, and rely on phone score updates. I'm old and tired. Like the Caps. ooooooooo.....

Fair, but it was a pretty amazing save this time around. That was outstanding net minding.

I recant my earlier statements. Anyone's game. Islanders just don't seem to care all that much at the moment.

Capitols/Rangers dull second period.

You think Washington has it in them to win tonight?

Islanders just squeak a goal out with 12 seconds left in the first to tie the game. Sorry, Caps, this is not your year.

Bros, I think it was about 2 months ago I reported that my son was underweight, and we were starting high protein, high calorie diet. He has gained almost 7 pounds since. He is also just doing a better job of eating, as though his stomach has just stretched, and he just got used to eating. I...

Bisi, you must.

Sorry for the poor quality. Best one I could find.

I'm glad you feel better. How about we celebrate by going to Starbucks?

Rangers spanking that Penguin.

Diazepane, Boston Suffering Move!

Hilarious. But for naught.

It's my choice if you're hard? That seems problematic.

Are you hard for people to do?

I say yes to the majority. Bring on the mega corporations. They are delicious AND affordable.

Roofing is going to be something you think about for exactly as long as you own your house.

Spit that shit out. Yuck.

Does Taylor Swift's butt smell like peppermint, too?

I've patched my roof before, is it so big an area that a patch won't do? I just opened up a 2x2 square by carefully removing the shingles, cut out the damaged decking, replaced it, added ice and water shield well above the cut, and carefully put shingles in. It's not hard if the hole isn't...

Why does your butt smell like peppermint?

I thought you were coming on me.

You're welcome. (stop replying)

But with my balls resting on your chin, I have no complaints.

How 'bout you just stop replying to people? They'll stop making comments. Or they won't. Whatever.

Amazing there is no score yet. I think that's more to defense players than to individual effort by the goalies. Not a lot getting through.

Responsible thought and eating behaviours of this sort have no place in this thread!