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Too far gone. Only hope is to choose to become gay.

Holy Mary slamming shots off Judas' stomach. There is so much retard in here, it's alarming. But let me chime in. chaos really wants to suck dick. He's just chosen not to up to this point. Right?

His love of the penis.

That's pretty solid. Just as the Emperor has no clothes, the Asshole has been licked.

I really thought Ottawa was going to pull it out at the end and be the solid #8. I don't think they're going to make it now. Too much shitty play.

I can verify this to be true.

Did not realise that last part. Jebus on a stick, delivering mail while late term pregnant has to suck the balls of donkeys. You're doing good work, man. This, too, shall pass.

But it's not fun to make fun of you. You're pitiable.

So, refusing to serve someone isn't an action taken because of your hate of that person? Yeah, khalid, I'm with you. No more responses for this...person?

Dude, that's dark.

Are you retarded? Jesus cross checking Mary in the crease. Iran says there are no gay people there. It's punishable by death. Does that make people decide not to be gay? No. Does it make every gay person hide and fear for their lives? Yes. It is absolutely your right to hate any group...

If you're sleeping with rats, beware the black plague.

Fair questions.

The question now is, Can you unlick the asshole?

I mean no disrespect to you, so please don't be offended by this, but she sounds quite a lot like a bitch. I understand that she's pregnant and uncomfortable, but wait until 9 for you to come home and cook? That's just crappy. She could make some toast or boiled eggs or some shit like that...

Bros, the test cement countertops I did were a lot of work, but the end result is just awesome. Smooth like glass, stained (tried a few colours) perfectly evenly, satin finish. Scalding hot pots make no mark, dropping bottles on them made no mark, heck, I even hit it with a hammer, no mark...

Don't listen to them, Noodlebro. Some babies don't make your life hell. My kids sleep just fine, always have (with one exception), and when our oldest (twins) were born, they slept like champions. Right through the night, save for when we woke them up to feed them, as soon as we brought them...

Fucking lol. You're a romantic, man!

Dude, why are you so angry today?

Wolf seems to have done a fine job!

Please ask Wolf to take cleaned butthole pictures so that we might rate the pucker strings of the various whores.

Any man can piss on a bathroom floor. Hoss can shit on a bathroom ceiling.

You are not alone in thinking they were a real band. That was part of the genius of that mockumentary. It's brilliant.

How the hell is Bisi posting from beyond the grave? He really is almighty! But, to be honest, I can see some of what he's saying - he wanted it in the shaw, mods kept moving it, family obligations prevented much communication, so he put it away for a while. Though, if he has family...

So I had some frozen hash browns, the kind that are tiny strips of potato, and I cooked them in my waffle iron. It's awesome! Crispy hash browns in every bite, and nicely browned with no effort.

Are you an expert?

More tongue punching, but perhaps munching is implied.

This. Be incredibly generous (but neat) with caulk around the doors. Make sure you get the right stuff, and it should be sandable/paintable, just in case you change paint colours in the future.

The Pantheon thread getting deleted rustles my jimmies to the core.

Fuck you for making me spit out the sip of whiskey I just took.

I typically put my scrotum in a pan to find the temperature. Accurate to within three degrees!

Will touching Brad's privates rock? Is that, too, gonna rock?

Someone go to the archive sites and screenshot the salient points now!

Will all threads with Pantheon in the title be immediately rickshawed? Hmmm. I must test this theory.

You should watch Spinal Tap http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smell_the_Glove

Nevermind. It's gone. Things are starting to rustle over here.

Perhaps they're trying to erase all evidence that Pantheon ever existed?

Well, it is out of the shaw. Should someone start a "thank Tuco for undoing the bullshit of Draegon" thread?