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  1. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    No, that would require another couple hours of trimming.
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    the economics of suffering in boston

    But if 12 is actually the Hamburgler, doesn't coffee become burgers?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    the economics of suffering in boston

    But, why male models?
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    My new Dating Pool

    You came five times? damn. How do you hydrate?
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Tonight, boys and girls!
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    the economics of suffering in boston

    I'm going to verb your noun until you verb adjectivally.
  8. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Imagine the pain of growing a whole head of teeth? Sucks to be a baby, man.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I sharpen my own lawn mower blades with a bench grinder. Takes a few times to get it just right, but I'm satisfied with the results, now. I'm in the process of getting all that crap out, sharp, gassed, and ready to go. As far as self propelled, I don't like them as well. I'd rather push.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Horny Mom Threw Teen Daughter a Naked Twister Sex Party, AA Sponsor Says
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    Home Improvement

    Well, that totally clears it up.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Can you play the possum?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Well, try this recipe if you care to. Some good tips in it either way. Spiced slow-roast duck apple sauce | BBC Good Food Keep in mind that duck is very greasy, so if you're going to try to cook it in a sauce, it might be best to break it down and do some pan frying first. Because of...
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    Home Improvement

    If you're willing to mow down kids, how could grass be any obstacle at all?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So, to be clear, if I say, "with all due respect," I can then say whatever horrible thing I want? Awesome.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    She's outta your league, brother.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I have had really good luck with Craftsman mowers from Sears. Priced well, and last a long time.
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    i got some bad news guys

    Does Goliath still have a penis?
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    the economics of suffering in boston

    Hey, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    While I don't disagree with the sentiment, and I certainly think it is entirely provable that most people feel that way now, it does make it harder. When in life are you going to be care free and surrounded by people of the opposite sex your same age? Many years ago, marrying right out of high...
  22. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    How are you able to remain married to such a barbarian? smh
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    We're 72 days from the end of January. That's quite the glacial pace.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Rent one of the super great power washers. It isn't that they are more powerful, just that they can present the same amount of power over amuchlarger area, making the washing take a fraction of the time. Get it all looking pretty good, then keep it up with your own pressure washer ever other...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I'm really enjoying all the updates they're providing.
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    Home Improvement

    Get your exercise:
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    Home Improvement

    Tell her you'll stain it if she eats leftovers.
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    Home Improvement

    For the love of all that is holy, don't stain it! Pressure wash that thing clean, and clear water-seal it. That's a short, easy process, do it every other year depending on tree/sun coverage. You stain it, you're going to have flaking colours, uneven coverage, har\d time finding the same...
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Made me think of "cow..."
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Yeah, I don't think anyone will go to seven in round one. But who knows for sure? I'd love a St. Louis/Montreal final. I think that would be awesome. Can St. Louis not shit the bed in the playoffs this year?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Not bad, but here we go: East Montrealv. Ottawa (Habs in 6) Tampa Bay v.Detroit(Deadwings in 6) NY Rangersv. Pittsburgh (Rags in 6) Washington v.NY Islanders(Isles in 6) West Anaheimv. Winnipeg (Ducks in 5) (Though I would love to see the opposite!) Vancouverv. Calgary (Canucks...
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    Gardening

    I covered my entire garden with cardboard last year, and then put 2 inches of compost on top of it. Turned a bit of it up earlier this week, it's good to go. Now, if I could just get the bloody weather to cooperate!
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    Parent Thread

    I have never been shat or pissed upon. Five kids. I did something good in a previous life.
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    Home Improvement

    That little bastard better enjoy it! Seriously, though, looks good. There will be much fun had in that thing.
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Dude, he's perfect. Hope everyone continues to do well!
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    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Yeah, I think it's a matter of too little, too late. The end of the season has been pretty good for Ottawa. If they played like that all year, they would be three or four spots higher.
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    Toodles

    *shudder