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I was told no RL contact. You guys lose out, I guess. It was fucking delicious.

Continues to please? You bet!

Monicas, I have a huge group coming over tonight. Everyone is bringing different kinds of beer, and I'm cooking home made spicy wedge fries, and I am making all the fixings for finely cut sirloin on home made bread (fried onions, tomatoes, home made spicy mayo, fried peppers, swiss cheese, 4...

Not even caviar can save Dennys food.

Went into prison as a tight end, came out a wide receiver.

I weep for you.

Yeah, prison is hard on the booty.

How can you not fart in front of your loved ones? Even my 14 year old daughters laugh at farts. My sons are considered fart experts by some, and my wife - just give her some milk. She'll shut the wing down.

I like that Soy's booty is hanging in there, but I have to ask, why was this put in the shaw? This is for science!

Does she feel comfortable farting in front of you? That's the sure sign that the honeymoon phase is over.

I believe your jelly brings all the negs to the yard. You can deny it, but you look like a tard.

Likely not. Just sayin.

I've had said sandwich. It would be better without the celery.

Not even close. Indiana. Why you ask, sir?

"Sure, you get a freebie today."

I was given an old greenhouse, about 20 x 40, and that's where I put my firewood on pallets. It gets hot as heck in there from the sun, and I have fans blowing air right through. Firewood is protected, stacked, and cured very quickly and ready for burning. Stuff I split this summer from live...

Tell me that one of the three yes votes is Duppin himself...

I sent him a picture of your booty, Soy. He sent me a personally hand-written note in response. It said, "this is gonna rock." You have been warned.

You have a penchant for understatement, sir.

Yeah, if you are never going to open the windows again, and you're not willing to completely replace them, use a heap of well applied caulking, both inside and out, and that'll stop drafts coming in there. Do you need them for the light? If not, I'd fill them with insulation and put some...

You people are confusing me. It's the Old Cunt Buffet.

No lube. Those are the rules.

Seek help.

I haven't had cable for years, but I am able to watch any sports I want to via streaming. There are plenty of options for that, and plug the computer right into the TV and sound system, all is well. I haven't missed cable at all. Look at sites like couchtuner and hulu and even just plain old...

Soy's butt is more valuable to this community than duppin. Let that sink in.

Dude. It's just making a hole and then making air flow through it. Give it a whirl.

My wife and kids use my phone all the time. Just because. When we get in the car, if I'm driving, I give whomever is in the front passenger seat my phone because I don't do anything with my phone when driving. Shit, I'd be discovered immediately.

It was me. After eating at the Old Cunt Buffet.

damn.

Tuco has guilt feelings about enjoying a shit show. He's taking it out on all of us.

I have friends coming over tonight, and I only have four different types of single malt.