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Dang, an hour in flour? I've never done that before. Maybe that will have a big difference. Will try tonight!

That's not even his final form.

But Johnny, have you ever splurged for the big dog?

I don't have, nor have I ever used, truffle salt. Is it worth the expense?

But both are post-cooking, right? I was thinking of incorporating something into the flour before cooking. But all these, and the other thoughts above, are good. Thanks, folks! I'll figure something out and report back.

And that's something you put on a sign trying to entice customers?

Chicken here has been stupid cheap at the supermarket - yesterday, the boneless breasts were $1.19 a pound. Pork is not cheap here, though. How strange that it is so different all over. I recently procured a deep fryer, and I've been making onion rings. They're so easy, and so yummy. I'm...

Urban Dictionary gave me President Bill Clinton as Big Dog. So, possibly you'd be allowed to shove a cigar up her coochie in a room shaped like an oval. Seems a pretty specific fetish to make that list...

He's not gay, but his boyfriend is.

Any type of big dog, man. Come on, keep up with the lingo. I have no idea what that means, either...

That's certainly one way to do it. You can also get that roasted taste by giving your onions and garlic a heavy sear before adding the tomatoes. There are many ways to skin this cat.

Fair point. Do you have a balcony or deck? Have you tried tomato plants in a pot? I have three in pots on my deck that are all cherry or grape tomatoes. All summer long, whomever finds a ripe one gets to eat it. My kids eat those things like candy.

Tomatoes are pretty easy to grow, actually. You have to be ready to deal with them all at once when they all ripen at the same time, and then keep producing for a month and a half. In other news, chicken and waffles is a favourite meal with my kids. It's like biscuits and gravy, chicken style.

Try some talc on those balls.

The trick with home grown is to grow so many that you can't possibly eat them all. Trust me, it's possible. We ate tomatoes until we couldn't possibly eat more, and still made tomato sauce AND salsa by the gallon.

I tend to singe the hair off my scrotum with a cooking torch.

I've made sauce with canned tomatoes, with store bought tomatoes, and with home grown, freshly picked ripe tomatoes. You can't believe the difference it makes when you use the fresh, ripe, home grown tomatoes. Unreal. But making it with store bought tomatoes in January in the north is no...

So, if you hold a passed out hooker up high in your arms at the edge of a cliff, will a theme song start playing, or will you get arrested?

During cold and flu season it isn't a bad idea to put out a few hand sanitizer pumps. Put one in the kitchen, one in your kids bedroom, clean your hands before feeding him, before and after changing, and so forth. Not fool proof, but I think it's a good idea. Our local elementary schools...

Good grief, that is just fanfuckingtastic. Really glad for you!

The true first miracle was changing piss squirt to wine. It's a Christmas miracle.

You guys are more entertaining than the game ever will be. Keep going!

Bloody lol Well done, sir.

He may slap you for that.

I pictured you as more of a loofah sponge than a washcloth kind of guy.

Will you please teach me that look? That sounds awesome.