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  1. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    In another thread people were talking about how they couldn't believe anyone would be stupid enough to use their cell phone to perpetuate cheating on your spouse. I'm guessing your wife doesn't know the passcode for your phone?
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    Is Duppin worth $94/day?

    Soygen is doing well...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Is Duppin worth $94/day?

    Well, what say you?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Oh, but now I want to know what you said!
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Doesn't everyone use one of these every time?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So, like, by slapping her or other things with it, or by penetration? Or is his penis so magnificent that its very presence will solve all problems?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Make sure she knows you're interested in helping her sort that shit out. If you're looking for her to commit, you should do the same. $0.02
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    The Fast Food Thread

    So, I'm feeling there is a lot of love for Golden Coral in this thread. wow. Losers cooking while drunk, high, and sweating aids. That's remarkable. True story - when I moved to this town, it was the first time ever that I lived somewhere that had an Old Country Buffet. The first week I...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I bet you do it daintily, with a pinky extended.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Kill me now.
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    Happy MLK Day

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    lining the bottom of the oven with some bricks is not the same as having a cast iron pan in the middle of the oven, just one oven rack lower than the pan in which you are cooking. Several bricks placed strategically can have a good effect on equalizing the temperature in your oven. A skillet...
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    Happy MLK Day

    Say what you want. It's a good speech.
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    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

    Not bad. Maybe "The Hobbit: The Lonely Tower." Or perhaps, "The Fellowship of the Threesome." Or maybe, "Gandalf: serving up some white sauce."
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    The Fast Food Thread

    They opened a Golden Corral here about 2 years ago. The line on opening night was about 4 to 5 hours long. I have never been to one.
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    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

    When will hobbit porn be made? Will it, too, require so much CGI?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    There seem to be similar reviews to the oven I listed above - the smaller, upper oven is hotter if you are using both ovens. Well, no shit, Sherlock. Adjust accordingly and all will be well. I'll have to run the gas line for my new range when we pull the trigger, too. It is a pain, but I'm...
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    The Animated GIF Thread

    That looks so satisfying!
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    That will indeed have an impact on how long the oven takes to preheat (it will take longer), it will also take longer to cool down, and while it is cooking, the temperatures around the pots left in the oven will be slightly higher, creating hot spots in your oven. I doubt it is going to have...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Wow, that sounds pretty cool, I have not heard of such a thing. I'm curious as to why you went with an electric top? And as far as the convection goes, yeah, there's quite a bit to learn, but the first few times you use it, read someone's instructions and follow the timings carefully. I love...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you remain alive, please report back and tell us how that conversation went.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Your Favorite TV Show Intro

    How can you not love this?
  26. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    That was my first thought, too. Hey, free sex he usually has to pay for! Win!
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I have two ovens now, circa 1977. Both are shit and need replacing. However, I do use both ovens at the same time, so I'm not willing to go down to a single oven.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Sweet. What are you getting? I've been looking at a replacement, and I'm thinking of going with something like this: Amazon.com: GE Cafe CGS990SETSS: Appliances
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We had an engagement party with a strict "no gifts" policy. It was a celebration for our friends to come and celebrate the engagement with us. Just an excuse to have people over for a fun time.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Women do like big meat. Fact.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, I don't get that either. My wife and I know all of each other's passwords for phones, email, etc..
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I hate popcorn because of shells in teeth. Every bloody time. It is the devil's snack!
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Does asking your mom to get off the couch count? OOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooh! (slow night, sorry)