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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Just got a box of cheezits. Two kinds of cheez its in one box - sharp cheddar and Parmesan. IN ONE BOX!!!
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I wasn't even familiar with Roy Rogers. Is it a big chain? Seemed to have a pretty limited menu.
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    Ravvenn is the Megan Fox of Hooking

    No one wants to see Russia's dong.
  5. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Funny, I thought the biscuit I got from Popeyes was actually delicious, by far the best part of the meal.
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    Ravvenn is the Megan Fox of Hooking

    You should probably see a doctor and you should probably replace that carpet. Unrelated things, but both important.
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    Ravvenn is the Megan Fox of Hooking

    Wow. I am dissapoint. I figured you'd done both enough times by now that you wouldn't flinch this time. I guess I learned something today. Araysar doesn't post his dick to the internet.
  8. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    It isn't that I can't enjoy it. It just can't be obviously shit quality. Probably the biggest issue is that all the fast food I had was road-side oasis prepared. Probably better in a down town shop.
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    The Fuck-Marry-Kill Thread

    Tuco, Barraco Bisi, chaos
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    wat?
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    Ravvenn is the Megan Fox of Hooking

    Damn. I was just in Ohio. Should have taken the cash and gone for it.
  14. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Okay, on my recent travels I had some seriously shite fast food. Here we go: Popeye's chicken tenders: I wanted popcorn chicken. They don't do that. So I got chicken tenders. That shit is obviously the pink sludge crap. The texture is so disgusting, it is like deep fried pudding. I had...
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    Parent Thread

    Well, there's that, too.
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    Parent Thread

    Just got back from camping with the family, and I have some advice. Ignore me as needed. We could have fit all 7 of us in the van along with our camping gear. That would have been cramped and miserable. Instead, we took the van and the car, and every time we were driving, everyone had some...
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    Ravvenn is the Megan Fox of Hooking

    You're sick, man. Who would think of such things? ...
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    Ravvenn is the Megan Fox of Hooking

    Will she allow a Cleveland Steamer? Urban dictionary it. It's quite decadent.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    He's a prostitute.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    It's a small bike, likely weighs between 250 and 300 pounds. Not totally outrageous, but not a typical way to move it around. Some might say it is silly.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Awesome. I can just imagine it. "What's your phone number?" "Call me at[email protected]/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Spoilered for obscene gestures
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    We have new neighbours, the dude is a head of chefs in the local culinary school. Hopefully he shares tips pro bono. Make grapefruit and mint ice cream with coconut milk and paste. That shit's crazy tasty.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Must have been an epic crap, though.
  27. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    If I ever get to a point where I make something like this, will one of you please kill me?
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    Kids & Food

    Dude. I should be in bed. Why did you get me started watching this? It's oddly compelling...
  30. lurkingdirk

    Malaysian Airlines 777 Shot Down (?)

    My passport and birth certificate one above the other.
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    Malaysian Airlines 777 Shot Down (?)

    I have one, too.
  32. lurkingdirk

    Kids & Food

    My kids all have their own knife or two and cutting board - but my youngest is six, and yours are younger. We started letting them use knives next to us while we worked at about 4. Close supervision makes it pretty rewarding for them, and pretty risk free. Also, handling meat and eggs and...
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    Kids & Food

    Oh, and I have to say that with my youngest, not only food preparation helps - if he helps cook it, he always is more willing to eat it - but that is becoming even more true as he sees food growing. Tomatoes are some of his favourite things now, as he can go and pick them himself. He'll eat...
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    Kids & Food

    I know. I typically don't tell people that. We had to wake our kids up for night time feedings, or they would have slept 12 or 13 hours as soon as we brought them home. They all also took both morning and afternoon naps of 2 hours or so until they were 4, and continued afternoon naps until 7...
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  38. lurkingdirk

    Kids & Food

    I have five kids. The top four eat anything I put in front of them, and I hear them tell people that I can make anything and that everything I make, they like. I do cater somewhat to their wants, but not entirely - we rarely repeat dishes, and generally try something newish every day, and they...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Are we allowed to use cow manure to fertilize the fields, or are we being mean to cows by composting their poop?
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    Malaysian Airlines 777 Shot Down (?)

    So, if he's from South Bend, should we send in the Fighting Irish?