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Okay, so now there are were no Americans killed, is the President still a "pussy" if he doesn't do anything, or should he still send drones because of his place in the international community?

Now this is something I get get into. I mean...you guys are gross!

I don't do underwear requests. We've been over this.

38 pounds of blueberries picked, 14 quarts of jam canned, the rest in the freezer. I'm exhausted. The jam, if anyone is interested, is delicious. Blueberries with cinnamon and cloves. Minimal sugar, add pectin. Jars are already starting to snap. I actually enjoy canning. I'm a man's man.

More like, "HOLY SHIT, PUTIN JUST JUMPED ON OUR WINDSHIELD AND IS PUNCHING HIS WAY THROUGH! I'M AFRAID HE'S GOING TO......" silence

No, it doesn't work like that. He is the President, he holds the office of President. Treat him with the respect the office deserves, like him or not. Don't be a dick toward the President and then say "i [sic] have much respect for the office of president [sic]." Plus, just a small tip...

My family likes quinoa a lot, so we cook it a lot. I have yet to make it where I enjoy it. The texture sucks, and it doesn't take sauce like a pasta or even a rice dish does. Screw that stuff.

We seem to be spiraling toward Cold War style sanctions. And the rest of Nato, the UN, the G7, and whoever else you want to add better get behind the sanctions. It will cripple Russia far more than it did during the cold war, because I don't think even China will bail them out at this point...

Definitely an assassination with a computer controlled drone started WW I

I'd probably still be able to have a conversation without descending to your level, thanks. Also, you missed the word "a." Would I still be *a* gigantic faggot? I agree with this. I hate very much that the Russian people will suffer so much due to the sanctions, but it has to happen. And...

I understand that the President is responsible for the citizen's safety at home and abroad, but if 23 are killed in a single strike, that means that he better be deploying troops by dinner time? I'm going to guess that the President has access to more information than the folks on ReRolled do...

Be free!

So, because something happened somewhere that involved 23 Americans, but was not directed at America and didn't threaten America in any way, it is the President's obligation to throw the military into the situation? That doesn't make sense.

The Russian are claiming no involvement. I don't believe them. So, not like Malasian Airlines needed this, right? And not like there was any tension on the Russian/Ukrainian border already, right? Holy crap. What a mess.

Yes, because strawberries bought at the store in January taste exactly like the ones you pick out of the field yourself. And, dude, work through that sushi fullness, and bone that woman. She deserves it.

I'm not far from Chicago, and I spend a lot of time in Chicago, and it's a fantastic part of the country in which to live. Especially this time of year. Here's my first world problem: I have so much fresh picked fruit, it doesn't all fit in my freezer, so I have to bake pies and crumbles and...

Has anyone else ever wondered if the reason we never see adults in the Charlie Brown cartoons is because the kids' heads are so big, they killed all the women during childbirth, and the men are now out working all the time to support their families?

No eye contact. That's essential.

Chaos actually just got his hair done like Fieri's, and now he's regretting that decision.

This may be shooped...

I do typically give the fruit a lemon juice bath - watered down lemon juice in a big ziploc and shake that shit up. Periodically I'll add cinnamon or something if the kids ask, but that's it. I wouldn't even do the lemon juice step, but if they get even a little brown, my kids eat it a lot less.

This is totally true in my opinion, as well. If you can control the amount of preservatives, it becomes a much healthier snack. We're camping next week, so our dehydrator is working overtime this week.

Yes. Gordon Ramsay is my mancrush. I can admit it.

These are wise words.

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Yeah, actually, it looks like he doesn't even pretend to be a cook, he just judges others cooking. He has a college degree in Hotel Management. Here's his bio:

Yeah, like others have said, his food is fine. He's likely a good cook. But the fratboy douche personae makes me want to smash his face into a jelly.

Do you have a dehydrator, Soy? We dehydrate apples, mostly, and they keep well, and fill the gap, taste good, and are, I think, low in calories. Jerky works, too, as just a little gets you through - get salmon jerky if you can find it. yum. Or do something like a little peanut butter on a...