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I am trying to make a login for my companies new 401k administrator. Un fucking believable. It tells me I need 3 of the 4 following. Cap letter Lower case Number Special character. So I enter a password with all but the special character. It won't let me register because the special...

Holy shit I never noticed the dude from Civil War was based on Jack Black

He better speak with a broken english ooga booga accent.

Modern phones have to learn your usage. The batteries drained quick on my last 2 phones for the first week or 2. I was dubious as it sounded like a bullshit feature, but once it learned my usage the battery life was better than I had ever seen in a phone. Maybe this update to your phone...

Is she AI? Her facial movements are weird as hell.

What a loser, couldn't even afford 4 wheel drive? You should start leaving notes on it. Like, "sorry abut your penis, bro." Be sure to go extra girly on the writing. Like dot the i with a heart and shit. I used to have a pack of these stickers. They were great because people who parked...

I didn't call you a welcher. I just said you are only one of 2 who didn't wear it for the entire year. The other one is a welcher and left rather than wear it. Maybe you are confused by the phrase "full term". I meant the full term of your reign.

That's not a butter knife on the left, it's a combination tool. Screw driver, prybar, chisel, and hole puncher. That box in the moddle is a battery charger. I don't recognize the thing on the right.

Did this get shawed because you mispelled his name, or was it intended to let dogfucker know?

Oh, the hupersonity!

What is your plan for that tent? It looks difficult to put up.

The avatar thing doesn't even count as an incentive since most likely, whoever wins will wear the avatar the entire year. I think there have only been 2 winners who didn't wear the avatar for the full term. Eraser, who got banned for not wearing it at all, and of course bubs. But that...

I don't think you understand the meaning of the word "wrong".

Now is probably a good time to make some rules for repeat winners. I suggest requiring the avatar be worn longer.

Exactly. Apples, Dogs, and innies are all clearly superior. Oranges, cats, and outies are all disgraces to fruits, pets, and belly buttons (respectively). Just like warcraft and wow. I actually had hatred for them in the early EQ days because I was a mudder and MMOs stole all my MUD friends...

Preciate it brother, but I was never a wow player. I played warcraft and thought wow was a huge downgrade.

We have a few people in ours who come to the meeting every year and propose we raise the fees. Not board members, residents. Why? Well because their friends live in a neighborhood and the fees are 10x as high, so a measly extra $50 is still nothing. Last year my wife and I missed the meeting...

The Hype Train is here boys. WHOO WHOO! Superb Owl Bound The really funny thing about this is that after AI generated it for me, it took a fucking jab at me. Said it hopes the cowboys hype train is more reliable than those leaky hoses I was dealing with a few days ago.

There's a tragic failure mode for teethbrushes too.

I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in. Did I tell you my penis was in Guinness book of world records? That was until the librarian asked me to take it out….. I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what...

Just curious, what HOA documents? From what I've seen, deed restrictions should be publicly available. Also, if they're so all fired important, why didn't you already have a copy? I'm with you on the HOA hate wagon. I have one now where I live, but it's voluntary. That's the only reason I...

The holiday handling fee is the thing that would probably piss me off the most. Which fucking holiday? shipping is 4-14 business days so it's not like you're trying to get a slutty costume before halloween.

What are the odds of the sixers going undefeated? He might want to split his money on both bets.

Well the offenses were, at any rate. Superb owl bound baby. The hype train is pulling into the station.

Update on the last post. I finished dimension 20 freshman year. Loved it. I'm a few episodes in on the dungeon masters one and I think I'm going to drop it. It's putting me to sleep. The DM is pretty great and obviously I like looking at the scarjo lookalike, but everything outside of...

Does anyone else find it disconcerting when you walk into a bathroom and it smells good? I mean really good. When you take a deep sniff before you remember you're in a bathroom. I'm not suenig, I don't like the smell of piss and I do appreciate it when it doesn't smell bad. It just gives...

Time to dox you, I hope you got your blood pressure medicine ready. Amod I think I should get a pass on the doxxing since this is clearly a public figure and she didn't try to hide at all. Welcome to the forum TN Rep Joanne Favors

You appear to be confused, and not just about your gender. This is not a thread for bedwetting faggots who hate all dogs. Learn to conquer your fears like a man.

Probably the 4th time that's been in this thread, but I guess we can mention again that it looks like sticking your finger up the dog's butt works better than choking it. The owner tried to do it in the beginning, and later the dude in the helmet came in and made him let go. The fact that the...

i wish you motherfuckers would quit reminding me of mustard holes

People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician. ======================== Condoms are for fucking pussies.

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?" "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking...

Just be glad he's not selling adult diapers like some other NFL greats.

Let me explain it to you like you're 5.

err, exactly how bad is your diabetes? You running an A1C of 10?

I speak for all cowboy fans when I say

Probably not because as I understand it GRRM hasn't written anything else since GoT. Matt has other stories he wants to tell. In fact, DCC came about because he got writers block on the story he really wanted to write and had to take a break.

Except the eagles picked up Joe Milton from the cowboys practice squad. So they're set and fated to lose to the cowboys in the NFC championship game.

I assumed he was already in tulsa king given the description. But I'm way behind on TK.

Yeah, I'm hoping this move will help. Pettine is supposed to be Christian Parker's old mentor, right? The best thing for Pettine is if things get better, he gets all the credit, if things don't get better, it's still parker's fault. But moving the DC to the booth might help because a lot of...