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This could easily be cross posted in the getting old thread. I recently discovered a setting on my fire stick that makes me so fucking happy.

Dialogue Boost. If you turn it on, it's got 4 settings. Medium, High, Enhanced, and Heightened. They all boost the dialogue to varying degrees. Enhanced and heightened also mute music and sound effects. I set that shit on heightened and now I can't even hear most of the stupid fucking music TV shows and movies play. I haven't tested it on old movies or TV shows yet. But then again, I've never had trouble hearing old shows.

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Followup to this. The firestick keeps turning the boost off every week or so.

My guess is it's either app / firestick updates that run without our consent, or maybe it resets when we watch a show that doesn't support the feature. I need more testing.
 

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I just found out I'm not as fat as I thought I was. Comparatively speaking.

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Saw Iron Maiden in San Antonio. Was standing on the floor and was able to see over 98% of the crowd. Thx latinos.
 
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I get out of the hospital in the next hour after having been here for 6 nights (gal bladder removal).
My gallbladder removal surgery was 30 minutes and I was out of there in under 2 hours. What the heck happened that required 6 nights?
 
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My gallbladder removal surgery was 30 minutes and I was out of there in under 2 hours. What the heck happened that required 6 nights?
it was 5 nights, I can’t math or type.

First 2 nights were triage and assessment, and there were several other surgeries ahead of me. I also had the no stone variety, my gallbladder was just fucked up, which is apparently worse I guess? I dunno that’s what ai told my wife.
A couple doctors, surgeons, and nurses told me it was in pretty bad shape.
After the surgery they kept me in on antibiotics and to monitor my condition.
5 nights for something I almost didn’t go in for.
Might actually be lucky to be alive.
 
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Burren

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it was 5 nights, I can’t math or type.

First 2 nights were triage and assessment, and there were several other surgeries ahead of me. I also had the no stone variety, my gallbladder was just fucked up, which is apparently worse I guess? I dunno that’s what ai told my wife.
A couple doctors, surgeons, and nurses told me it was in pretty bad shape.
After the surgery they kept me in on antibiotics and to monitor my condition.
5 nights for something I almost didn’t go in for.
Might actually be lucky to be alive.
Damn dude. I had a HIDA scan like 2 weeks before my surgery and it revealed my gallbladder had 0% efficacy (blocked completely) but no stones. I didn't think that organ could threaten your life if it was wonky. Pancreas, yes. Appendix, yes. But, gallbladder?

Well, you're through it now and should be feeling great.
 
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Damn dude. I had a HIDA scan like 2 weeks before my surgery and it revealed my gallbladder had 0% efficacy (blocked completely) but no stones. I didn't think that organ could threaten your life if it was wonky. Pancreas, yes. Appendix, yes. But, gallbladder?

Well, you're through it now and should be feeling great.
yeah , um when do you get to try out your manpussy? LOL
 

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I also don't get it
Let me explain it to you like you're 5.

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he was playing off the joke he made earlier that TBT REALLY went in for gender reassignment surgery. it's called tagging a joke. All the great comedians do it. So do the bad ones, apparently.
 
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Let me explain it to you like you're 5.

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he was playing off the joke he made earlier that TBT REALLY went in for gender reassignment surgery. it's called tagging a joke. All the great comedians do it. So do the bad ones, apparently.

Ahh, I missed the TBT post. yeah 5 days for a gallbladder is suspect, but makes sense when installing a new mustard hole!

/puke
 
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