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  1. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    I think it’s a result of most judges having boxing backgrounds. Moreno lost the first round for sure, but I also wouldn’t give a 10-9 to Figgy for the third round. And I also would have given the fifth round to Moreno. Kick a leg out from under a guy all you want, but if you don’t go forward to...
  2. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Moreno got robbed. Guess we’ll see a fourth fight between them.
  3. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    The telegraphing of punches in the women is pathetic. It’s like their coaches are idiots and don’t know how to train them. Every single woman who doesn’t ‘grunt’ when they throw a punch is fun to watch.
  4. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Is that 5 or 6 knockdowns?
  5. H.A. Monkey

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I’d prefer to look at Africa. Something something dindu?
  6. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Man, Dana White looked so unhappy putting that belt on Pena.
  7. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Main card started out decent. Halle Berry watching from front row. ‘No Love’ is testing his glass jaw at a lower weight class now. We’ll see edit: that didn’t take long. Glass jaw suffers his fourth KO in his last 6 fights.
  8. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Pre shoulder surgery he had speed and no fear. Post shoulder surgery he had this fear all of a sudden. Kind of a stuck up snob really.
  9. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    I want to see a picture of both Chandler’s and Quarantillo’s legs tomorrow. Fucking hell. Burgos could have finished the fight with just a few more kicks.
  10. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    This fight is living up to the hype.
  11. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Damn, got some front ‘flip’ action going on.
  12. H.A. Monkey

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That shit tier value chicken is what normally comes in that 4 for $4. You’re bitching because you wanted a $5 real chicken sandwich instead of the $1 processed chicken sandwich in your $4 meal. Go bitch elsewhere.
  13. H.A. Monkey

    Boxing

    You guys sitting there acting like I’m a Wilder fan. I’ve watched enough boxing from the late 90’s through now that wen I say this fight was bleh, it was literally one of the most boring fights from a technical point. The ref kept telling Wilder to stop stop grabbing in the clinch. Dumbass ref...
  14. H.A. Monkey

    Boxing

    When all Fury can do is hold onto Wilder and lean on him to prevent getting hit, it’s not far fetched to say what I did. When is Fury going to face that guy from Poland(?)? Guy just destroyed Anthony Joshua.
  15. H.A. Monkey

    Boxing

    Fury has no skills, just an unmatched size advantage. Got hit less than half of what he landed, still got rattled twice in one round. Wilder has no gas tank. Decent fight, but nearly 40 pound difference and all Fury did was lean on Wilder. Bleh.
  16. H.A. Monkey

    Boxing

    No links?
  17. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Valentina is just so damn technical. Just a savage when exposing everyone’s flaws.
  18. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Holy fucking shit, insane fucking round there.
  19. H.A. Monkey

    FedEx Cup

    It’s called context. You provided none. Dont like your panties all bunched up because you faggoted up this thread? Not my fault you aren’t capable of proper communication.
  20. H.A. Monkey

    FedEx Cup

    Except you didn’t quote anyone. You didn’t indicate you were talking golf at all. Who’s the retard now?
  21. H.A. Monkey

    Boxing

    Anyone got links for tonight?
  22. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Slo-mo showed that the kick landed while the other leg was off the ground. It was so powerful it forced his leg back down and sideways. Nothing wrong with that.
  23. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Fucking accent, can’t understand him or the previous woman. But damn.
  24. H.A. Monkey

    FedEx Cup

    So when he starts being cry baby about the rules during a round again, what are we to do then? Bryson should have already been given a year long suspension anyways for his abhorrent behavior. As long as he behaves like a douche to reinforce his nickname, Douchambeu, then I see no reason why fans...
  25. H.A. Monkey

    FedEx Cup

    Opinions on the new ‘Brooksie’ rule? I know Douchambeu deserves all the bad press he gets. Just an insufferable guy. But to make a rule to protect his candy ass seems a bit overboard.
  26. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    There is pretty much no more 145 women’s division anymore thanks to Nunes. She’s a 135, and went up to 145 to knock Cyborg out and has only defended against Megan. No one else exists in 145 that will face Nunes.
  27. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Damn, D-Rod just fucked that boys face up.
  28. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Damn, broken leg.
  29. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Shots to the back of the head and spine legal now?
  30. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    The announcers just said his elbow was dislocated. Put back in place backstage and Hill is fine now. Ligaments still fucked.
  31. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    There will be the video of him holding his busted knee if the background while Frevola is trying to fight the ref soon. I laughed too. Specially someone saying Johnny Walker knows all too well.
  32. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Damn, 7 seconds officially. Dumbass fucked himself for the rest of the year too.
  33. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Well Hooper’s work with Wonderboy didn’t quite pan out.
  34. H.A. Monkey

    FedEx Cup

    Once you win a major, doesn’t that count?
  35. H.A. Monkey

    FedEx Cup

    So Phil gets a trashing, but all these other players shitting the bed don’t?
  36. H.A. Monkey

    FedEx Cup

    To be fair, that round was really no different than anyone else’s. Six players finished with better rounds than Phil. Nine players finished with -2 on the round, including Phil. That leaves 74 players who did worse than Phil. What a blow up.....
  37. H.A. Monkey

    FedEx Cup

    Quotes that don’t age well 101.
  38. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Yup. It really showcases how much harder Rose is hitting people. Has KO’d both champs to take the belt.
  39. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    it wasn’t because they were too loud, it was the boo’s. Another excuse she gave was that because the fight was so short, she didn’t get to showcase her skills.
  40. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    I’ve watched that a couple times over, Klose is the one who took the last step in. He’s the one who wanted to sword fight, he’s the one who stuck his nose in Stephens mouth. Please get the cops involved because Klose was a huge instigator there. Fucking pussy.