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  1. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    I’m sorry that you suffered a brain injury, but that makes no excuse for your incapable thinking. Corruption....because having a MMA promotion fielding the refs for their events is worse than having a broad sporting commission fielding refs untrained in MMA rules? Yea that’s it..... maybe you...
  2. H.A. Monkey

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    A semi serious question. I have noticed quite a lot of trans men flock towards naming themselves with V(something). A lot of Valery, Vanessa, and Violet. It’s become quite obvious to me because of this thread. But why do the mentally ill flock to the V names?
  3. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Mario Yamasaki and Cody Pfannenstiel both fired by the UFC for their terribleness. Neither have ref’d a UFC right since Dana fired them. Yamasaki’s came after the post fight presser, Cody’s came mid card. He was intended to ref more matches but was pulled and fired. Gavintard this shit is...
  4. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    There have been quite a few refs who have been fired by the UFC. Can’t remember that one Asian ref who called a fight after a bunch of punches were blocked. But he was called out by Rogan and canned after that. Same shit gonna happen here.
  5. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Of all the times a fighter has turned and hit a ref, I was fully expecting him to fuck that ref up. Hope Dana fires that ref. Not the first time he’s went full douche mode.
  6. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    I didn’t mistype. How she got to where she did, is what I’m talking about. How she ended up undefeated with her fighting style is weird.
  7. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    I never understood how she got the point for fighting for the title in the first place. She’s a trash fighter who needs to be released.
  8. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    The score card has 2 judges giving Jones round 2, and 2 judges giving him round 3. I don’t think there’s much tossup for who won those rounds. Blood has and always will influence judges. It’s how they know how clean or hard a hit was. Jones was hit with some big shots and didn’t bleed until...
  9. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Let’s look at the stats in full. Significant strikes: Reyes Knockdown: Reyes( if you can count a body shot on a kicking Jones a knockdown) Takedowns: Jones Octagon control: Jones Advancing: Jones Accuracy: Jones First to draw blood: Jones( this is most important) Submission attempts: Jones...
  10. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    To be the champ, you have to beat the champ. Not just barely win. You cannot have the champ have a near 60% advancing pace and expect to win. 60% for Jones, and fucking 3% for Reyes. Sure Reyes out landed Jones to start, but if you can’t keep a pace, you’re done. I thought Jones for sure won...
  11. H.A. Monkey

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Unless it was some fancy 4K tv, that TV was realistically was worth less than $150. Watching the TV deals this weekend and through last holiday season. You’d find your typical 1080P tv brand new for less than $250. And beginning 4K tv’s start at $200. It rustles my jimmies that you attempted to...
  12. H.A. Monkey

    The Video Thread

    Rewatch the video a couple times, the guy with the cutting torch does not make it back to the basket on the crane.
  13. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/gallery/ufc-on-espn-24-official-scorecards-from-raleigh Fight was actually scored 29-28, Bruce Buffer misspoke. He had a couple slips announcing last night.
  14. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Hill vs Stosic, 29-27x3. Did I miss something during the fight? Who lost the point?
  15. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Felt like Rampage took a dive. Did he even land 1 punch?
  16. H.A. Monkey

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The heater doesn’t remove the moisture in the air. It displaces it into other spots in the building. The Air Conditioner removes the humidity completely via condensation on its coils. Have an indoor sauna/hot tub, maybe a steam shower? A/C is recommended during the winter to prevent the inside...
  17. H.A. Monkey

    AssHat of the year 2019

    Get off your high horse dude. You need to calm your nuts and remember what fucking thread you’re in. You’ve reiterated your asshattery. And as long as you’re for promoting fake bodies and attitudes, you’ll receive shit in return.
  18. H.A. Monkey

    AssHat of the year 2019

    Quite manly of you to support the death of kids.
  19. H.A. Monkey

    AssHat of the year 2019

    All those dead teens would like to argue that point, but can’t.
  20. H.A. Monkey

    AssHat of the year 2019

    If I use a pickle jar in it’s intended manner, it’s not lethal. Recommending vape products that aren’t required to follow any regulation regarding their production, and using them as intended could lead to fatal outcomes. If I recommend someone to go smoke a Juul, isn’t that the same as telling...
  21. H.A. Monkey

    AssHat of the year 2019

    Just because you’re the douche who got proven wrong doesn’t mean you need to stay mad. You’re a much bigger asshat than I shall ever be for recommending a product that could kill someone.
  22. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Bored watching till. Highlight of that Lewis fight....vaseline eyebrows. Derrick ‘Vaseline Eyebrows’ Lewis.
  23. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    He got choked out in round 3.
  24. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    And now we get to see Askren kicked out of he UFC. And further proof the UFC talent pool makes Bellator look like kindergarten.
  25. H.A. Monkey

    Weed Culture

    Yes because I’m completely clueless...... Colorado marijuana regulators finalizing ban on certain additives in cannabis vape products My states legislature is fixing the problem I’m talking about. Almost all other states are behind Colorado in terms of appropriate laws. But yes, I’m trolling...
  26. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    She has some extra bounce tonight.
  27. H.A. Monkey

    Weed Culture

    No, a 10mg edible is for beginners. They’re packaged in quantities of 10. So the entire package is 100mg, which barely registers on my scale of getting high. And I’d never recommend a beginner to smoke a blunt. Which is what this thread is about. Keep on finding ways to change the topic of the...
  28. H.A. Monkey

    Weed Culture

    And both of which existed long before this hipster fag vape shit start. I’m sorry but you’ve got the wrong end of the spectrum down. I don’t go around with weed attire, I don’t go around making stoner jokes because I’m high. Im the type of person is is willing to help people understand the...
  29. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Weigh ins were two hours ago. She made 115.5.
  30. H.A. Monkey

    Weed Culture

    Well then, I won’t offer you a toke of my White Nightmare that tastes like Fruity Pebbles from my ice chamber bong. Keep descriminating against good smoking devices you hipster.
  31. H.A. Monkey

    Weed Culture

    Oh yes, yes you can beat a joint. A joint is the lowest form of smoking to get fucked up. Papers taste nasty and ruin the flavor of weed. Give me a bong with an ice chamber. I’m smoking to get high, and high I will get.
  32. H.A. Monkey

    Weed Culture

    At a starting point, why are you recommending someone to get a flawed product?
  33. H.A. Monkey

    Weed Culture

    It’s called marketing, and you’ve bought it hook, line, and sinker. The FDA ensures products get properly described, and proper display of stuff. There is no FDA involvement in weed/THC sales. Which means, yes, they are misleading you. Last edibles I purchased, I ate the entire 100mg package...
  34. H.A. Monkey

    Weed Culture

    You’re not smart enough to realize that there is no regulation concerning packaging labels. Why should I not insult your IQ?
  35. H.A. Monkey

    Weed Culture

    Since retard there can’t figure out a basic answer, there is no government regulation agency that controls THC product marketing or packaging. That means there is no standard for packaging labels. Which means they don’t have to tell you all the information. Which means your little package that...
  36. H.A. Monkey

    Weed Culture

    Ok fuck nut. Which government regulation agency has oversight over THC?
  37. H.A. Monkey

    Weed Culture

    First off retard, a vape pen is not a THC distillate capable device. The THC distillate is processed into the vape solution. It’s why it’s a fucking liquid in the first place moron. Again, a vape pen like you use does not use a distillate. It uses a distillate based THC liquid. A ‘dab’ is a hit...