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  1. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Of all fights I’ve seen, this shit is on the zebra nuts level of nuts scale. Wtf.
  2. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Arlovski? Or he get axed already?
  3. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Because he’d be waiting until next year to fight. He’ll get loser of Stipe-Francis fight. Jon Jones has next title shot.
  4. H.A. Monkey

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    https://lmgtfy.app/?q=texas+power+grid Hoss your inability to read or search does not mean it’s retarded shit. It means you’re an incompetent fuckwit who refuses to believe the truth.
  5. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Fucking card is ruined, a fight went the distance.
  6. H.A. Monkey

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The Texas power grid is almost entirely independent from the national grid. The last time Texas lost/interrupted power happened for a prolonged time, the Federal fucking government advised the local officials of Texas to get their shit together so this wouldn’t happen again. Yet it happened...
  7. H.A. Monkey

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The fact that Texas has absolutely zero snow planning despite these storms occurring once a year for the last 60 fucking years is bad enough. The fact that summer tires can’t deal with snow, you’d think Texans would learn to not fucking drive. But noooooo, you’re challenging California for the...
  8. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    “My balls was hot” indicates he has no chin.
  9. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Somethings different about stiff as a board knockouts. They just seem that much more brutal than a rag doll.
  10. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    I wish I could understand these judges. Wtf
  11. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Where’s the video of a guy theorizing that the reason O’Malley went down wasn’t because of a hard kick. It’s because the dudes toe wrapped around his knee and caught a nerve that effectively gave O’Malley a dead leg. And as shown by O’Malley not needing surgery, or any bruising I’m buying that...
  12. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Spike Carlyle is cut. Thought he was entertaining enough to keep around.
  13. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    I can watch on my phone but not via casting/firetv
  14. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    My fire stick won’t play the Ppv or any espn+ content anymore, what gives?
  15. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    30-26? Where did that come from.
  16. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    http://ufcstats.com/fight-details/a4817b7e46028b4a Well, first main card fight of the year. Fight of the year bar set a little high.
  17. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Talking shit to Kattar’s coaches for them thinking Halloway wasn’t nearly that good of a ‘boxer’. The blind ‘fuck you im talking here’ punch was a nice touch.
  18. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    And I liked how Kattar’s career was going. Oh well. e: 50-43, 50-43, 50-42. Damn.
  19. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    One things for sure, that’s going to be one hell of a medical suspension.
  20. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    This is nuts
  21. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    It’s Dana White. What else would it be?
  22. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Main card is on ABC, and if you don’t have an ESPN+ subscription via the Hulu/Disney+/ESPN+ bundle you don’t deserve to watch it.
  23. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    And people are saying monkey man from last week is all crazy and shit. That guy is crazy. Goodbye Souza. He’ll be cut from the UFC next.
  24. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    So if I get the gist of everything, unless recent things have changed. The company is running a 25-30% profit after all expenses. How much of that goes back to Zuffa execs/Dana/stake holders? I just don’t see the ability to increase fighter pay by as much as they’re seeking. E: forgot the quote...
  25. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Has Dana or the UFC ever released their yearly costs for just the booking of events? Not talking fighter payout, but cost to rent the venue/media/personnel? Also, why have I never noticed the commentary theme for the ppv’s? Three bald men commentating.
  26. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Damn my monkey man doing some quick work.
  27. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Maia held top position. That’s literally all she did. Nearly got submitted twice while on top. Threw a whole 5 punches while there. Garbage tier performance from Maia.
  28. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Those weren’t the stats I saw last night. Felder was leading significant strikes 90some to 40some. And he was only credited with one takedown attempt, which succeeded. RDA barely won, and nearly got knocked the fuck out in the 4th round. I would have scored the fight 50-45, but Felder wasn’t far...
  29. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Go watch the fight again. RDA did absolutely nothing but have control. Didn’t out strike, and finished what, 3-10 on takedowns, and Felder got back up every single time. RDA didn’t land shit for ground strikes. Had one submission attempt, otherwise he did jack shit that fight.
  30. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    In the 4th round, Felder landed a punch that snapped RDA’s head in such a manner I thought an upset was coming. He was so close to winning via KO, I can see why Felder was given a round. Nearly twice as many strikes landed. 1-1 on takedowns, and all RDA did was have grappling control. Nothing...
  31. H.A. Monkey

    FedEx Cup

    It’s a giant fuck you to Douche. Can’t hack n slash this course like he did Winged Foot. These greens too complicated for him.
  32. H.A. Monkey

    FedEx Cup

    Where’s the Douchechambeau dick suckers this weekend?
  33. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Your name was Gavinrad. Because you kept thinking how cool you weren’t.
  34. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    You can keep feigning ignorance, but the entire forum knows how deep your stupidity flows. How many other members have had their names changed to indicate how stupid they’ve been? Are your forgetting what your name was originally on these forums? I do. I laugh at your willingness to keep a name...
  35. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Shouldn’t your name be permanently set as ‘Gavintard’ then?
  36. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    These judges be on point tonight.
  37. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    He hurt his foot, self inflicted. Vera took advantage of him falling/tripping over his foot. But Vera only landed two strikes before Herb shitilily called the fight early.
  38. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Fucking piece of shit herb deen.
  39. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Where’s that video of DC crying when Dana informed him of Bones pissing hot. Just begging to be allowed to fight. Really showed me what kind of pissy bitch he is.
  40. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Knee to the chest caused that right hook to whiff over Lewis’ head. Then the follow up straight right to the face from Lewis was nasty. At this point, I’d say Francis vs Lewis again. Before Francis gets another title shot.