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  1. H.A. Monkey

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Education time, yay!!! Let’s start with the basics. Do you understand how your eye works? Because it’s got a variable focus lenses. The lenses position in your eye doesn’t change, but it’s shape changes to alter your focus point. All photo/video equipment have single focus lenses. That means the...
  2. H.A. Monkey

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Almost got the wars issue there. But what are wars for now? Exclude the Middle East, and it’s exclusively political unrest. No ones really trying to invade other countries for conquest of booty or land. And I see the real issue. I said the church held us back. I never said they went full murder...
  3. H.A. Monkey

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Do you even understand optical focus? If something’s beyond a cameras field of view, it will always be blurry you dolt. You call me names, but don’t understand for one second the tech you claim shits possible with. Must hurt to be that dumb. And what reason do you believe wars are for? I’ll...
  4. H.A. Monkey

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    We’re just now getting to a point where wars aren’t caught over just the expansion of a kingdom. I’d call that a true start to a civilization. One could even argue that WWII is the point where we started making real advancements towards a peaceful civilization. The Catholic Church suppressed...
  5. H.A. Monkey

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Tell that to Void for wanting to derail the UFO talk with his third grader tantrum. He dismisses UFO’s as being birds. Birds that make thermal cameras go nuts. Birds that fly 50,000 mph. We have UFO’s in this atmosphere. Not all UFO’s are extraterrestrial. There has to be something going on that...
  6. H.A. Monkey

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Read Void’s posts again. He is staunchly in the ‘there is no such thing as extraterrestrial life’ camp. I’m saying that side of the argument is inherently flawed. We exist. We’ve existed for such a short brief period, that to claim we are the only ones is ignorant. It’s akin to arguing with a...
  7. H.A. Monkey

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Because your side is literally you screaming ‘that’s not possible, no way that’s true’ without providing any evidence at all. So how the hell can I prove you wrong when you are literally plugging your ears and screaming ‘lalalalala I can’t hear you’?
  8. H.A. Monkey

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    I’m pretty sure you got things a little mixed up. In your fairy land, there is nothing I can do to provide evidence or counter your claims you you’ll accept. You’ve already decided you’re correct about it, so there is nothing else possible to do but to insult you. Why are you incapable of...
  9. H.A. Monkey

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    So on one hand, you believe that humans could eventually start exploring the universe and finding life. And on the other hand, you’re saying that it’s impossible for other life to have already done so? And no, I’m not saying life is meaningless. That’s the vibe I get off your posts. You’re the...
  10. H.A. Monkey

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Wow. You really are stupid.
  11. H.A. Monkey

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    I think you’ve entered into the realm of intentionally misreading people’s posts just so you can argue.
  12. H.A. Monkey

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    They are working on it. Wouldn’t it make sense to improve what we have now before we just throw everything at developing light speed tech? We’ve been improving electrical tech for 5000 years. You think there isn’t vast improvements made? I believe you’re far to dismissive of change and of truly...
  13. H.A. Monkey

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    I beginning to think you guys have misunderstood what dark matter was really theorized to be.
  14. H.A. Monkey

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Theories are just that, a theory. There is no evidence to support a theory. It’s just an idea based off currently collected evidence. Their evidence was simply ‘where’s all this missing mass?’ If they theorized ‘well there must be something else out there’ then we all know what that leads too. I...
  15. H.A. Monkey

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    The article in question basically said that a star became obscured , and the methods used to determine whether that was a planet or not determined it wasn’t. When they ran more tests, and field of view measurements, they determined there was a mysterious mass in between that galaxy and ours...
  16. H.A. Monkey

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Then expand on that idea and provide evidence that light speed travel needs that much energy right now. Dark matter has been debunked. The missing mass that people theorized dark matter on has been shown to exist as gaseous/dust masses floating in-between galaxies. Since you’re pretty fucking...
  17. H.A. Monkey

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    @Void Ok Debbie Downer. Let’s play your game. If we seriously are the only advanced species here, then how long would it be before we have the tech to perform such tasks? Our current level of fiber optic/quantum computing is 40 years old. With our only real advances happening in the last 5 years...
  18. H.A. Monkey

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    @Void please smoke less crack. You've obviously, and possibly intentionally, left out information to fill in gaps. Your analogy of a red hot piece of sand if flawed as hell. We aren’t just some piece of sand. We are actively emitting signals into space in the hopes of contacting something. That...
  19. H.A. Monkey

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Debris obfuscation of the atmosphere means it’s sometimes hard to get that clear picture like you want. The sky isn’t clear, it’s filled with dust particles And water vapor. Combine that with the fact that the military prioritizes working tech over high resolution tech. I mean fuck, just take a...
  20. H.A. Monkey

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    I probably shouldn’t be delving into this thread as it seems to have lost its way. What you’re basically saying is that someone else’s proof may not be proof enough to you. Even with your absent explanation of “I don’t believe it” doesn’t mean it isn’t true. Let’s side step for a second. The...
  21. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Just so you are aware, Mayweather did not train for the McGregor fight. So any round McGregor won, was because Mayweather was literally not trying. It just shows how terrible of a wrestler Usman really is if he couldn’t take Masdival down. refused to stand and trade like he did in prior fights...
  22. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    So after the first round, Usman decided to no longer stand and fight Masvidal. Usman did nearly 5 rounds on his feet with Covington. My takeaway, Masvidal hits way harder than Covington, and Usman knew he’d get knocked out if he played the stand up game. Grappler bitch runs his mouth, can’t take...
  23. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    What a piece of shit ref.
  24. H.A. Monkey

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You obviously don’t know. Because if you did, you’d know that the motor on your ceiling doesn’t interact with the the spring in the manner you think.
  25. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Anyone bother to watch the post fight interview? Dustin said he was out on his feet after Dan landed a knee in the first round, and came back to with Dan throwing hooks.
  26. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Couldn’t get the finish. Still won’t be champ.
  27. H.A. Monkey

    Geology, Earthquakes and Volcanos

    It might kill the entire eastern part of the US within a matter of days, but the rest of the world should be fine in terms of not being totally fucked. The western US should take a couple weeks to feel the full effect. Within three weeks, the entire planet would be getting ash fucked. Nuclear...
  28. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Dana White has how many fighters under his belt? How much money per fight is Dana bringing in? When do the fighters just stop showing up to fight because of Dana? He’s been building a fire to burn the UFC to the ground since ZUFFA bought the UFC. Get rid of Dana, and there’s a real possibility...
  29. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    During the preflight shit, Tyron said he couldn’t mentally get going against Usman, but this would be different. Also said Burns needed to be prepared for more than just his right hand. After watching the fight last nigh, both those statements were lies. Tyron is one big bitch anymore.
  30. H.A. Monkey

    What tickles your pickle

    @Vanessa trolled himself off the forums and has actually stayed gone!
  31. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    That has to be corruption. I mean everything I saw said Waterson won.
  32. H.A. Monkey

    Home Improvement

    Cost is minimal to fix. Time to fix.....I could use that time to be doing other shit. Plus chainsaw is 15 years old already. Wasn’t the best one to begin with. I don’t have many trees, but I’d hire a company to fell an entire tree. A branch or two I’m capable of dealing with most of the time...
  33. H.A. Monkey

    Home Improvement

    Figure this would be a better area for this question. Chainsaws! I need a new one. Having recently upgraded almost all my work tools to Milwaukee M18(Fuel for most) cordless, I also bought the string trimmer last spring. String trimmer is badass. Expensive, but I spent a week mulling over...
  34. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Trump having a conference call with sports promoters today, Dana White on President Donald Trump’s conference call with sports league officials hopefully trump tells Dana to chill the fuck out.
  35. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    I’ve read that is was a .40 Glock. I also read it was a .22 Glock. Not sure what to believe there. But the arresting officer said he found a bullet casing on the ground outside of Jones vehicle that matched the caliber of gun found in his vehicle. But yes, it also means that the gun was...
  36. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    That forehead is huge!!!!!!!
  37. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Some people are just born stupid. I just can’t fathom how dumb one has to be to constantly make the same mistake like Lanx does.
  38. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    There is a massive difference between running and sitting on a bike. My point stands. Let’s see some incline treadmill.....we won’t for at least a month.
  39. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    And Thiago had no knees that worked after he fought Jones. Pretty sure Thiago is still barely able to walk.
  40. H.A. Monkey

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    That was my first thought as well, but there’s no way it’s that simple. Remember these are mentally ill people.