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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Beta comes out fall 2014 so you'll be playing it soon bro
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Tanoomba lied about whether or not Anita was talking about hitman.
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    Problem with every mmorpg

    I definitely felt like a hero taking 15 minutes to kill a moss snake on my first EQ character as we both just stood there missing each other. I think you've nailed it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I and everyone else that attended had a great time at my wedding. Wasn't too terribly expensive though and most of it was covered by mine and my wife's parents. Plus now I have a story to tell for the rest of my life about how I almost got a DUI the night before the wedding pulled over literally...
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    DOOM

    The only thing I remember about doom 3 is people complaining about how it wasn't a doom game. Now we have people complaining that doom 4 isn't enough like doom 3.
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    It's time to come clean.

    Are you Jay Cutler IRL?
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Diversity is just code for less white men. That's literally all it means anymore. That board meeting couldn't be any more diverse.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If your wife ever asks you this then the marriage is probably already over. She likely would already have a guy in mind and in all likelihood is going to be fucking him regardless of what you say.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Should probably just divorce him now. You'll never be able to respect him again after making eye contact with him as he pathetically masturbates in the corner while watching some other dude take you to pound town.
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    The Free Will Thread

    Of course free will exists. What's all this arguing about? Look it's right here.
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    Torrents

    PM me your email
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I wish I was bro. I didn't even hear about it until like 3 days ago. Kinda pissed tbh.
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    Liars and victims.

    Poor Titan didn't realize his seemingly innocent thread was a siren's call to tanoomba and it was destined for the rickshaw from the start.
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    DOOM

    "if literally every part of the game were changed except for shooting things it would be just like borderlands." - Jait 2016 Not everything needs to be new or innovative. Sometimes it's OK just to make things to be fun.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Everything in this post rustled me. Good job.
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    Not gonna lie, I giggled.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    I'm a man of respect around here. They love me around here, I'm a swell guy; you're a lying sack of shit! And everybody knows it.
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    DOOM

    Doom currently has a higher rating than uncharted 4. Ut status: anally devastated.
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    J49: An Erotic Life

    J72 have you thought about asking wolf to prep your wife's butthole for you?
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    DOOM

    Metacritic user score is about to break 8. Fucking shill reviews amirite Ut?
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    Stellaris

    Sounds like bleeding heart liberal bullshit to me. Build space wall khorum. They have to go back.
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    DOOM

    Wow look at all those positive reviews. A lot of them even sight a lack of an in depth story as a positive! It's almost like people buy a doom game to play doom instead of uncharted.
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    DOOM

    You're like the guy that goes to a godzilla movie and then complains about the lack of a human romance story. Nobody likes that guy.
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    Stellaris

    Khorum I expect better from you than to allow space Muslim rapefugees to take you over from the inside like that.
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    DOOM

    I think Ut might be the only person on earth to actually take time to complain about not enough story or character development in a fucking doom game.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Are you insinuating that it's not a coincidence that mist consistently ends up in situations that are awful but are simultaneously not her fault and there's literally no way to rectify it and she has to just continue being miserable? Surely mist is accurately describing this situation.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Well the fact that you desperately need therapy makes it less ridiculous.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Maybe try not being an over dramatic attention seeking dipshit and just give your two weeks notice and quit like a normal responsible adult would. That would be epic.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Clearly your white privilege speaking here as you've never had to experience the existential crisis that PoC do when confronted with selecting an emoji.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Is It Okay to Use White Emoji? - The Atlantic Social Justice, tackling important issues.
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    DOOM

    You're supposed to put the game disc into your console, not your anus.
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    Stellaris

    I wouldn't trust any major publication's review of a grand strategy game. They almost certainly didn't play it enough to give a well informed opinion.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Harvard women rally against single-gender policy - The Boston Globe SJWs protest male only clubs. Harvard says no more single gender clubs. SJWs protest for female safe spaces. It's almost like they're not actually interested in equality at all.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Picasso doesn't have to have correct grammar. He's an abstract cubist.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Obviously you threaten to sue them for being sexist shitlords. If that fails, threaten suicide.
  36. Mario Speedwagon

    Routers & Other Networking Stuff

    Have you considered calling your ISP and threatening suicide until they fix it?