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Pats are fucking awful.

"Oh, they used lube...how thoughtful!"

Saw that article. It also mentioned a Floridian woman named Crystal Metheny......which is fucking amazing.

^Cathan?

LOL special teams

Am I doing it right?

Would have been awesome if two refs had called that int/drop differently.

So any predictions on which team ends up being the "lifelong fan" bandwagon team this year? (Chiefs last year IIRC).

Or that the cowboys qualify their team based on how shitty their division is around them. 9-7 and 3rd? Garbage year. 8-8 and playoffs, super bowl contender! edit - grammar

Sometime next year we should see a three game suspension on Hernandez then.

1 year ban? As Rog' over-corrects for the Rice decision?

Doesn't taking a big ole' dick in the pooper hurt? It surprises that there isnt a "habitable zone" for dick appreciation in gay men. I dont mean that to be offensive, it just seems practical. edit - August Ames

Maybe, someday, we can have an ELS ice bucket challenge. When the world is ready.

I think if Eli tries hard enough he could hit 70% ints.

Diet Cokeaint bad either...

And therefore Cutler

How does he have better instincts if he cant read a defense? He makes the wrong decisions amazingly?

Not sure if I can embed a video from CC.com. But this one is pretty damn good as well. Daily/Colbert - Endangered Fish & Tiger Cub Warehouse - The Daily Show - Video Clip | Comedy Central

How do you put FF8 on that list but omit 4 and 6?

One of these was parked outside the bar I live above last night. Too drunk to think of taking a picture at the time, but it was in amazing condition for being 45 years old.

This seems pretty good...

Agreed. Peanut butter on a bagel is the easiest breakfast in the world.

Having one show a week instead of four probably helps.

Baconnaise, and of course, Baconnaise lite.

I wish someone would make a theme park with notjusta "you must be this tall" sign, but also with a "you must be this thing" gap. If your wasteband or scooter doesnt fit, then go fuck yourself. There arent new rules for everything. If you eat cake until you live in a Rascal, then fuck you, you...

R.I.P. friend:

We might as well get this started. 1. Montana 2a. Tom Brady 2b. Peyton Manning 4. Johnny Unitas 5. Bart Starr 6. Staubach

Lily Carter

So apparently Tom Brady is still awesome and the Patriots look way better than the Redskins. Not unexpected, but always good to hear.

Yup. NE did the same thing again a week or so ago with a RB named Gaffney, from either the Panthers or Jags, cant remember which. But the situation is a little different. I think Ballard had another year left on his contract, after the IR year. Which meant that the pats got at least a year...

Joe Flacco's contract just did more damage to the Bengals than he ever could. Well played Ravens.

Id give him more like 4500/35/12 probably 101-105 QB rating.

Nobody likes the Jets....LOL

How did he take the picture? And GIS "titties:

Has anyone considered the idea that Merlin isn't actually in college, but is instead on some Bill Madison-esque adventure in the middle school range. Hence the addition/subtraction with negatives homework?

Brady 2.0

I dont think anyone is suggesting that the SAM that shot down MH17 was fired from Russia. But rather, that the missiles that shot down two Ukranian fighter Jets a few days later came from Russia. And according to that article, artillery is the only thing mentioned coming from within Russia's...

To both teams!