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Jerry on an iPad. \ And I'm pretty sure he shot himself in the chest, not the head.

I'd personally go with Junior Seau. You could have Jerry control him from a skybox like a marionette.

Pssh. Dan Snyder gives people tens of millions of dollars who arent ever going to play football in the NFL again.

And taken off with Shame just before February.

And the charity has agreed to "donate" mental health care to Brandon Marshall in return. (kidding aside, its always nice to see people with money use it on something that benefits others)

Fossil fuels have their applications, but they're noWhale Oil

While you make an interesting point, have you considered the fact that she has huge titties?

#MichaelScam Start that shit. I dont twitter

The only way out from Russia

Japan

I really hope Sam comes up with an ultra-gay sack dance, just to fuck with all the potential homophobes in the league. Would be hilarious.

God damn, I had forgotten how frustrating it can be to watch the Patriots during a draft. 3 rounds into this shit, and they have a DE/DT with Jello knees, and a fucking QB. And somehow they will go 13-3.

lol

Bridgewater or Carr to KC? Or do they extend Smith?

Manziel could also go to KC if they dont want to pay Smith. That might work for him since Reid seems to be the QB whisperer.

So Cleveland traded down two spots, upgraded a fifth rounder to a fourth rounder, and got a 2015 first rounder out of it, Thats actually not bad overall.

9th overall pick this year, fourth founder this year, first rounder next year

Gonna be Watkins?

The Civil War was about Kentucky declaring it's allegiance to the North right? Or are my sources wrong....?

Rules question. If an opponent has a global effect that reduces the toughness of your creatures (Elesh Norn, etc....), and you have a "sac' a creature" mechanism in play (goblin bombardment, etc...) does your creature remain in play long enough to sacrifice in response to its toughness being...

Bitches be crazy

Frederick in particular has played well above his initial draft projections. He was pegged as a third IIRC, but he played the position well. Not a typical Jerry pick, but a good one nonetheless, which is a good thing for everyone who doesn't have to read these forums.

Once you are up by at least a point you can throw a pass to a player back near your goal. And if he is far enough away from the opponents, the AI wont pick up on him and you can just idle the last 4:40 of each half. I AFK'd (or AFC'd I guess) the entirety of the seasons/tournaments for Wakka's...

Headlines on the front of that magazine: 1. Don't be a victim: Stop Violent Attacks 2. Family protection 3. ACTIVE SHOOTER RESPONSES 4. Everyday Heroes There is a guy in the background on the right hiding behind a concrete wall. There is a guy in the middle ground left holding his...

Pineda is actually a white dude. Just pine tarred the fuck outta himself.

Pats' have the AFC West and the NFC North this year.

F: "What's for dinner honey?" M: "Bowl of powder"...

He was in FF12 as well. As one of the monsters you could hunt down.

Hernandez was pretty bad as well (or at least certainly looks that way). The difference was that the Pats released him immediately. I dont think the issues in this thread are with Aldon Smith himself. It's with his team's lack of action surrounding him. And when you get into a discussion...

How do you commit a DUI without "criminal intent". Did he accidentally drive his car?

I doubt anyone would disagree with this.

Step 1: Avoid/Break the law/taxes Step 2: Refer to said laws/taxes as "tyranny" Step 3: Claim that your "freedoms" are being persecuted because the U.S. federal government wants to enforce its jurisdiction in the democratic republic of Nevada. Color me surprised the "liberty train" jumped...

Its in negatives. Of course he fucked it up.

Freedom has an inherent savings... If you wont save, won't your enemies?

It's seal team five now. They have to make room for Obama, and seal team seven would just be unreasonable.

Is this the new bat vs shovel? Knife vs. gun: maximum carnage!

If this thing gets a movie they better give Annie a topless scene. We could start a kickstarter account to make sure the money is good enough!

Are your parents related to eachother?