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Obviously perpetrated by the covert Ukranian forces in Russia fomenting dissention.

My quad-cycle has like 155k miles... Joking aside, does anyone else in this thread use one of those "in house rollers" where you prop up the back tire and bike in place? I hate biking in the city (although I live in Portland Maine, so its not that big a city), but If I cant bike in nature, I...

Coulda kept Hernandez outta trouble

I think historically Rugby is called "Rugby football", because it is "futbol" rules that originated from the Rugby school in England, when someone Brit decided "fuck it, I'm pickin it up". American football is essentially American Rules Rugby Football, which sounds retarded. Thus, "Football".

I dont see how this doesnt explode. Didnt Kluwe essentially admit in those tweets, that he has information about a potential sexual assault on an underage girl? And if so, isn't that something that law enforcement would aggressively pursue?.

"I'll take unintentional irony for $800 Alex!"

drunk - this post was in poor taste. neg me if necessary...

He's from Benghazi

2016 NFL draft to be held in Qatar. Don't ask questions.

I'm not a fan of Putin either. But it's pretty fucking insane to call Obama a pussy for not starting World War 3 over a passenger jet.

Watching the top 10 or so picks is always entertaining. Because you usually get to see the perpetual-shithole teams do something incredibly stupid.

Russians do not express surprise. They are already dead inside and are simply waiting to go.

Yes

I think you also misunderstand what "reduce the deficit" means, Merlin. If federal healthcare spending is projected to go up by $100bn per year, and after Obamacare was passed it goes up $50bn per year, that is deficit reduction. Not an increase of $50bn per year.

Tour de Pants?

A customer at my job today tipped me with a bottle of beer. It wasn't cold enough.

They should watch instant replays post-match. If someone dives in an obvious way (grabs thei face when they get hit in the leg, etc...) red card them for their next two matches. It wouldnt affect stoppage time since it would all occur postgame. And you could be damn sure people would stop...

Hernandez is up there....

Well, not all of us were dead on the inside as children.

I'm sure Dumar is offended, and it's somehow capitalism's fault.

Unless you're an illiterate religious fanatic. Then he's just a dick.

AfricaHawks

Pats at 32. Sounds about right.

And sometimes it's not. Life is a game of shootin' latters.

Just walk your dog into wherever you want with your eyes closed. And if anyone says "You have a chihuahua, or whatever, as a service dog?" Just reply with "They gave me a chihuahua!!?!? Problem solved.

Every time I pick up my toaster crumbs fall out, negating the counter wiping I have just done underneath it. FML.

Vu Ess Aylas

At least Tim Howard is a badass.

Iraq

Who owned the cowboys before Jerry Jones?

L. Ron Hubbard

He also invented steroids. Becoming the single driving force behind the Steelers dynasty of the 70s. Srsly though. RIP coach Noll

I would hope that at the highest competitive tier of a global athletic competition, that the athletes might have some incentive to not fall over.

I'm still young (26), but I've always wondered whether the pace of technological progression outpaces an aged mind's ability to adapt to it. Or whether, it is simply a generational issue.

Your tagline is hilarious when you read it in this voice: Just hilarious for the wrong reasons

Done

Sealand