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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    First off, cheap labor to build your tiki bar. Second, ask her if she makes tamales. Once the bar is built, if her tamales are shit, THEN report them to ice.
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    The D&D thread

    Yes that was the gay voltron. I bet bubbles preferred that one.
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    LitRPG

    When I started listening to DCC, I noticed the narrator mentioned LitRPG at the beginning and the end. Then I ran into someone going to a LitRPG con, and the whole time it was nagging at the back of my head that I had seen or heard of that somewhere before but didn't know what it was exactly...
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    The D&D thread

    I had all constructicons. I don't think I ever got them put together into the big one. But a friend had voltron (the cool one with the lions) and we constantly put them together and took them apart.
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    The D&D thread

    Could be. I don't really know enough about the TTRPG biz or even who paizo is. I just figured if you were giving them to shops on consignment, your cost to print a book is probably pretty low. But isn't hasbro going bankrupt too? Or was that a pleasant dream I had?
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    The D&D thread

    Well fuck. I sell guns on consignment sometimes. I need to look into the law and make sure they can only steal like this from companies and not individuals. I suppose there's a chance that the publishers don't want the books back. Taking a write off might be worth it to avoid the hassle of...
  7. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Lemme guess. Women who get in it report that 2 minutes feels like an eternity.
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    The Old Guard 2 (2025)

    Just watched it. It's pretty good. I could name better movies, but I could name twice as many that are worse. Based on the ending, they're planning a 3rd movie. I think this movie suffers from being a whole new universe that we know nothing about. Like, what are the limits of this...
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    The D&D thread

    I don't understand how that can happen. 1: How do they have the books without having already paid for them? 2: Assuming they have them on consignment or something similar. How does that allow them to steal and sell shit that doesn't belong to them?
  10. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You missed the part where we are feeding them. They are basically pets now. All they're lacking is names.
  11. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    A few months ago my wife started catching any scorps we found in the house and putting them in a plastic box they can't escape from. The original plan was to get 2 and watch them fight. Problem is they did not fight. We have 3 right now. I think 3 have died. The only fun thing about them is...
  12. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    First time? Don't worry it gets better with each sting. The last time one got me I wouldn't have even known if it hadn't left its stinger in my hand.
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    Will Trent

    I think I watched all of season 1. I liked it, but apparently not enough to start season 2. This kind of show isn't really my bag. But, it's as well done as any of them have been since psyche. Have you watched High Potential yet? Same kinda thing with Dee from Always Sunny playing an...
  14. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds like she was really successful after she left you and is afraid you will find out. I'd still be pissed that she took everything and demand to at least be paid back for that shit. But I'm petty. You might be a better person than me.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I think spam callers are the only people you're still allowed to sexually harass. At least, I hope we're allowed to.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I sent them a complaint letter because I'm allergic to cashews.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Sonofabitch. I think auto correct changed damnedest to darndest. Probably because I mispelled it.
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    Mugshawtys

    That's why you never give them your real name or address.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I'm working with a guy right now who walks like he's got both legs shorter than the other. You know how if someone has one leg severely shorter than the other, their gait is wide and they bounce up and down a lot as they swing around that longer leg? Well, he does it with both legs. It's the...
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    The Naked Gun (2025)

    The show, yes. But rashida wasn't a good analog to leslie. She was the one recognizing how ridiculous the shit was. Sledge Hammer did a great job with this humour too.
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    Ahsoka

    I never even heard of alexander, so I looked it up. I was like, man that actually looks cool. Then I saw it was an oliver stone film. No thanks. He had a couple good movies in the 80s, then he got full of himself. Then he had natural born killers and promptly went back to making garbage.
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    Cobra Kai

    having to listen to that tirade is equivalent to a 20 year prison sentence.
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    Andor

    There is a lore answer, although I'm not sure how much of this is now Legends. The trooper armor in the original trilogy was plastoid. The armor the clones wore was durasteel. The mandos of course had beskar, which is better than durasteel but very rare. Durasteel was too heavy for the non...
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    What tickles your pickle

    I think I mentioned that a few months ago facebook decided that since I didn't use the app, I didn't deserve to log in. It told me I had to go to another device to verify it was me, so I tried a second computer and that wasn't good enough. Oh well, whatever. I really only used FB for one...
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    2024-2025 NBA Season - In Bronny We Trust

    Did a white guy really just get drafted #1 overall in the NBA draft? This is a sign of the apocalypse, right? He's 18, did he even fucking go to college?
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    What tickles your pickle

    Tell your boss that if his wife would get a wax, she'd stop finding her pubes in everyone's teeth.
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    Mugshawtys

    I can fuck the crazy out of the one in the bikini. No problem.
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    Resident Alien

    I was just at a convention with both of them. The sheriff and asta were also there. Alan is great in person too. Darcy, (Alice wetterlund) was the second best in RL. You may not like her character but she's way more fun than the other 2 wet blankets. Actually, big black wasn't that bad...
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    Cobra Kai

    So, even with an asian hooker, now you gotta ask first how hard you're allowed to bite? What's this world coming to?
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    RL Picture Thread

    Brahma's family is the only black family in the world with no rhythm. Legend has it they got more than one ginger in the woodpile.
  31. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    I don't get it. Are those related? Is the kid who killed his pregnant girlfriend the same kid the hot teacher was schtuping?
  32. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    My new AC is so loud it sounds like its raining when it comes on. This is just the air moving from the fan. We can't actually hear the compressor or fan come on. I can't decide whether or not to call the AC company and complain.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Been a while since I've seen it. I remember the tagline "If you thought Friday the 13th was bad. Saturday the 14th is even worse.
  34. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I'm putting them in Tuff Sheds and all the windows are horizontal sliding windows. There was no option to get one that slid up and down. However, there were options to get perfectly square windows so after it was built, we just popped off the frame and rotated it 90 degrees. The next one I...
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    RL Picture Thread

    They had to pass that law cause the coon asses were tryin to fuck the mermaids.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    medea or midea or something like that is the brand I just bought yesterday. But it is a regular window unit. Do they have heat? If they don't have heat, my searches would have filtered them out.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    wtf, I've been shopping for window units for my sheds for months now. Hell, years if I'm being honest because there have been multiple sheds. How the fuck have I never heard of this?
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I have been tempted to get a window unit for the garage. Now that I'm thinking about it again, maybe I'll set up a portable one in there and if we need it in the house, we just go get it.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    $130 wouldn't buy one that would cool our living room and mounting is an issue. We don't really use the windows so they're all blocked off. But we have been planning to buy a portable AC. For that all we need to be able to do is open a nearby window for the exhaust and we can move it from...
  40. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Right before fathers day? You should tell her you want anal on your birthday and a blowie on fathers day. Then agree to swap the order and you can feel magnanimous.