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  1. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    The only meaning I can find for RQB is Recognized Qualifying Body. WTF are those memes about? Shit's not even in urban dictionary yet.
  2. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    yeah but the boys won't admit to fucking the uggos either. So she gets to quit and the investigation goes nowhere.
  3. Hoss

    Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)

    I think that's why people like joss whedon so much.
  4. Hoss

    Dating

    With an unwritten agreement you can also jack up her rent as high as you want. Just better hope there's no rule against having tenants in the apartment building. I was going to mention that but he'd already posted that she was gone before I got caught up on the thread.
  5. Hoss

    Dating

    He's also got us all tricked into thinking he's autistic.
  6. Hoss

    Mr. & Mrs. Smith

    Atlanta? I saw that and noped out based on the name alone. Are you guys saying it's good? What's it about?
  7. Hoss

    Mugshawtys

    Your TV is so proud of you.
  8. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    To use a rod like that; I'm guessing you do all your shitposting from your study wearing a smoking jacket while puffing on a pipe and drinking brandy. I never realized you were a real Dr.
  9. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    mentally and emotionally, I'm still 23. So I'll never need readers.
  10. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    So that just means I'm on my way to needing readers? no macular degeneration or some other bullshit of the sort?
  11. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Got a question. Not too long ago I discovered that when I'm having trouble reading fine print, shining a bright light on it is at least as good (maybe slightly better) than using a magnifying glass. Is that a normal condition? Doesn't seem normal and I've never heard anyone else talk about it.
  12. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    Possibly. These were hockey players, so they presumably higher T than average kids their age.
  13. Hoss

    Mugshawtys

    Never heard of that. I don't known many people who went to prison, but those I knew all came out fatter. The food is garbage. Nothing but carbs, which makes you fat. The only way I see someone losing weight in prison is if they became an exercise fiend or if they were eating nonstop on the...
  14. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    Did you play sports in HS or have a gym class where you had to take a shower? At 15 everybody is getting hard. You have no idea yet how to keep it soft. Pissing was sometimes a problem for me at 15.
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    Lexx

    I remember both tripping the rift and lexx. I didn't like lexx but I liked TTR even though I saw TTR as an animated version of Lexx. Now that I know lexx was supposed to have nudity I think I know why I didn't like it. I'll have to find the original version and give it another go.
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    Mr. & Mrs. Smith

    Finally watched it. It was decent, but I was bothered by the fucking amatuer spy shit. Hey, lets turn on location tracking while we're doing illegal shit. What could possibly go wrong with that? Don't bother getting an encrypted purpose made device from your daddy warbucks spy agency or...
  17. Hoss

    Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)

    They just didn't care about continuity back then. With that many seasons / movies / writers, you had to make a special effort to keep track of all that shit and AFAIK, there was no one person in charge of the franchise in a position to do it. Lucas cared about continuity with star wars and...
  18. Hoss

    Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)

    hah way overthinking it. That was the beauty of highlander. They brought us along for the ride without as little explanation as possible. I saw it like grinding levels in an MMO. You can go to the forest and kill a million deer, or go hunting bosses. Also keep in mind there was no manual...
  19. Hoss

    Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)

    it's been a long time since I've seen end game, but I legit thought the point of that was to show how that kimmie didn't respect the rules. Had they ever shown a consequence for attacking or killing on holy ground? I don't recall one. It was just a rule they all abided by. Except for this...
  20. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    i don't know. I can see your point, but a badger will stand and fight and it was 2 on 1. The fat ass dog had to run those deer down first and that impresses the hell out of me.
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    i had a basenji kill a possum once. He jumped on it and shook it real hard a few times. I thought it was playing dead so I got him back in the house and figured he'd be gone by morning. But nope. Anyway, I'll record that one as a minority baby.
  22. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    was it as white baby or a minority? We need that info to determine scoring.
  23. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    She'll look like the first photo by the time the judge sees her. After reading the article, not a teacher.
  24. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    She's hot and their ages added up to 30. Not guilty.
  25. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    It is on there twice. I can think of a couple ways that might happen. You clicked the attach button twice. You pasted it into the post like I just did, then went and clicked the insert button not realizing it was already attached. Given that the attachments have different numbers, I...
  26. Hoss

    The Orville

    He was just trying to make an old fashioned show. This kinda stuff went on all the time in the original series. How do you think all those red shirts got their big break on Star Trek if not for spending some time on the casting couch with sulu?
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Couldn't listen. Was the tatted up mexican dude the owner? Was anyone else distracted by the bulging L shaped vein in the reporterette's forehead?
  28. Hoss

    The Orville

    It's main problem was that it was too short of a run. Moclins were my favorite even though they were used for some gay bullshit at various points. They actually made alien races, not just humanoid races with a hyperfocus on one human characteristic. Edit: also, fuck you. When I saw it was...
  29. Hoss

    Echo

    Then explain it to me because I couldn't figure it out beyond *hands glow* *whatever needs to be done gets done* Is she a healer? Did she heal her metal leg out of the train joint? I thought it was OK. My only complaint is all the fucking reading. I hate shows with subtitles. Yeah yeah...
  30. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    In fairness, we don't know if she was fired FOR that incident. It could be she was fired for turning tricks behind the deli counter, but the firing happened to come AFTER that video.
  31. Hoss

    Dating

    Nuclear War, knife, infinity, kobra, enkidu, and two more who's names are escaping me. One was a diku mud and it might have been called diku. I didn't like that one. Too many fucking colors. Looked like it was coded by faggots. My dad had a playboy collection in the garage. That was my...
  32. Hoss

    Dating

    The internet was pretty much just usenet when I was in college, but we had text based D&D games called MUDs. You'd telnet into a server on a college campus somewhere and play with a bunch of people from all over. I'm not sure when HTML was actually invented but hardly anyone was using it yet...
  33. Hoss

    Dating

    I am gen X. I was about to say we didn't really have much porn, but I guess we did have magazines. I didn't see my first online game until college. I definitely threw myself into those games though.
  34. Hoss

    Dating

    Lots of ideas. The strippers never made me put it into words though. Started in Puberty (obviously) and it boiled down to not understanding them. Like, here's a thing I want, I don't know why I want it, but I do and I don't know how to get it. Oh, and they all talk, so if I fuck it up once...
  35. Hoss

    Dating

    That goes for therapists too though, right? You're still paying for social interaction. If so I can get behind that, it should all be limited. I don't talk about it a lot, but I was afraid of women until I was around 30. Afraid, as in no dating and unable to even form words around any woman...
  36. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You're just eating the wrong foods. You need to make sure when they open the door, their eyes water and they start to gag. If they still come by after a couple days of that, get their numbers for me.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I like to tell them my name is sanjay pliburinisarathy Or whatever random sounds fall from my mouth.
  38. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    Fucking falcon lake always seems to be setting state records.
  39. Hoss

    Dating

    That was the last bit of advice my dad ever gave me. After I got my first real job, I went home the next weekend to get some of my stuff. We were all sitting on the couch watching TV, a commercial came on and instead of flipping channels, Dad muted it and started asking me about the job. "Are...
  40. Hoss

    Rebel Moon (2023)

    For some reason, I didn't realize this was the first of 2 parts. So I was enjoying it all the way up till the 3rd act when I realized they were never going to get this shit resolved. I liked it enough to watch the rest of it though and probably the snyder cut. I liked justice league and the...