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If he gets fired for yesterday that'll certainly help with the pain.

Did I miss some news? How is the Cowboy's gig going to be open after a SB win?

Answer and tell them it's the newest high speed petabit ethernet connection. All they have to do it trim their ethernet connectors to fit and they'll get internet speeds faster than 6g fiber.

No, I get that. But how can you finish? I've cranked down to martha stewart's mugshot but I'm out on that one.

My wife is overly worried about big chested dogs getting bloat. That's what she calls it, but I'm pretty sure it's what you described. I think she must have a similar story from her childhood. They can do a preventative surgery to attach the stomach. We just always make sure the food dish is...

Are you having a stroke? I think you meant, Fuck everyone then get out of that company. Funny thing is that the one girl calling him cute and talking him up to the other girls has probably made all the other girls want him. That's why he needs to fuck em all and find a new job.

That's after the IG filters? I can't masturbate to this one.

Hoosier Hill Farms. I may try some other brands, but this one had the simplest ingredient list.

I haven't read this entire thread, so maybe you guys have talked about it already. I recently tried out dehydrated cheese and butter. The cheese is fucking amazeballs. Not only will I be getting some for storage, I'll be keeping that on hand for everyday use. The butter kinda tastes like...

Oh is that what you meant? Fuck, for some reason I thought you were talking about totally fake pictures. As in, they'd get a story about a girl being arrested, then go to insta to find a hottie and turn her pic into a mugshot. I'm not saying your thing is a nothingburger; but compared to...

Water? not acetone? Son, am disappoint.

A foler talking about man things. Lean back Nirgon, just link the yahoo answers page where you read that.

She got in trouble for dressing too provocatively at school. hnghhh The initial paragraph was kinda stupidly written as it sounded like she was a teacher in San Antonio after being run out of Missouri. But really she was just hiding out there. Kid was 16 and his dad knew about it and...

I had a basenji once named Q-tip. Hard headedest fucking dog I've ever seen. He grew up with my shepherd and when she died, he suddenly got very close to me. Like his goal in life was to have as much skin contact with me as possible at all times. I let him sleep on the bed and he'd run me...

Is that what they call murder hobos?

Tell your friend we all appreciate him giving that psychopath a harmless outlet for his disorder. If no one played D&D with him, he'd probably be out on the street kidnapping people and forcing them to play. No but really, he sounds like he has issues and I hope DM'ing is therapeutic for him.

I identify as TRI-pedal, thankyouverymuch

I thought the same thing because they said something about swapping the loads. But what we actually saw them do was swap the license plates. So they didn't switch the trailers or the load or anything unbelievable. They just swapped plates and went along. I kind of assumed the original plan...

In solidarity with the deaf hero, should I watch the entire series on mute, or only the scenes with her? I will also be sitting down, so no need for me to amputate anything.

Our processor actually grinds up beef brisket to mix with the burger. I think he does 2 lbs of deer to 1 lb beef. He calls it a 50% mix, which I initially thought meant 1 to 1. But he explained it to me a couple years ago that it means the brisket is 50% of the weight of the deer meat. I...

You misspelled best. Only caveat is to never give it your real name or address. So, work crazy is a dangerous place to stick your dick.

I gave my wife a vacuum for valentines day once because she was bitching about ours. Dyson ball, hell of a vacuum. Turned out I read the room wrong, but I pivoted and was like no baby the real gift is that this is a man's vacuum and now I'll be using it. You gotta be agile. That ball vacuum...

I like a fan as long as it's not blowing over my head. My wife likes a fan too but I had to re-aim it so it pointed it at our feet.

ez pz. Just black out her eyes like J49 did. Even if she ever comes here she will never know it's her. Or at least she'll never be able to prove it.

Cool, never heard of this. I dunno though, the green from last year is kind of a stretch. That looks more like Miami was supposed to be there. But if it holds true, who are we thinking? Baltimore / san fran are the obvious choice being #1 seeds. But I like Baltimore and Tampa better. My...

hmm. Never heard of that. I assume the worry is lyme disease? Is that a legitimate concern?

I heard about all that, and all I could think of was how it makes the "wwe scripted" theory that much more plausible.

I don't think that's quite true, but it's close. I think DQ has one more shot at head coaching and if that fails his NFL days might be over. Teams will probably give him a chance but hopefully he's not interested till he's won a few more rings with the cowboys.

I should take notes. My wife takes notes of everything but I just can't make myself do it. So do you use the same characters? Do the DMs coordinate on leveling and what kinda gear will be available?

holy shit! lol My only excuse is that I live in the present. Except for the times I'm living in the 90's.

yeah the dream is to be able to hang them for a few days. That's way better than icing, but we can't do it. We hunt for a weekend at a buddies place that's hours away and nobody has a walk in cooler. We're in the south so it's usually not cold enough to keep meat out unless you have a walk in...