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Paul Rudd is a national goddamn treasure.

And the one lady was holding the little dogs ear as if it was falling off, but I saw no damage. I'm pretty sure the old lady slipped in a puddle of piss left by her own dog and the pit bull was just trying to help her up when it was ruthlessly attacked by the chihuahua.

The only thing that really pissed me off with keyboards was when they made them quiet. Fuck yes I have 3 of those keyboards pictured at home and they all still work fine. clickty clack motherfucker. Changing the keys didn't bother me because I hunt and peck anyway. But this right here is...

He's a faggot. He couldn't go through with fucking a real girl. We even offered him some tranny options but he's too big a faggot for that too.

I didn't see any blood. Was the innocent pitty hurt?

I'm shocked this didn't star whoopie goldberg.

I thought I was going to hate it when I started. Then I laughed and I thought the premise of eating everything in the dungeon would wear thin. So far it hasn't. It helps that this is how my wife is playing her character. When we kill something she wants to skin it and eat it. DM won't let...

Has anyone seen Delicious in Dungeon? It's pretty funny. A DnD based cartoon where the adventurers lose all of their treasure and start eating the monsters. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt21621494/

Yeah didn't his slam piece buy one?

On the T&C its called the EVIC. Electronic Vehicle Information Center. If you have one you can check the manual and it will tell you how to fix those settings yourself. If you don't, you can go to the dealership or anyone with the scan tool and have them set things how you want them. I...

Because when you do that, they always think you had a friend bidding them up and the friend just accidentally pushed it too far.

I don't know what's better about that story. That she was fucking her daughter's ex, or the shirts and stickers. Actually, bribing them with alcohol and dip also made me laugh. The parent was like, 'hell who's gunna turn down bjs and dip?'. lol kentucky.

Is it about 10-15 years old? I have a chevy of that age. There's a way to change almost all of that behaviour. I have mine set to unlock when I kill the ignition. My wife likes it to unlock when she puts it in park. The radio should shut off when you open the door. The headlights staying...

Wait birds need grooming and get sick? Are you serious?

Did he shit in the chili? Cause that's what i heard.

Tacking on the transportation across state lines just because they were on a field trip is gay as hell. They were already fucking. She didn't take him on the field trip so they could seal the deal.

That's sad. You could only find one word in a song that mentioned a lot of world leaders.

That sounds awesome. Imagine some kid constantly getting like 90% of the plays right and getting hired. Or conversely they find a coach who everyone guesses correctly on 90% of the time and he gets fired. I would play as long as it wasn't another goddamn app.

Once AI kills off all humans, I expect them to begin downsizing themselves to conserve material and space. It's only logical. Until a gigantic 3 ft tall alien race comes along and stomps them all like ants.

Side note. I heard this song at the beginning of the latest episode of Black Mirror. (Yeah, I know I'm years late, fuck off). Thought it was cool so I paused the episode and fell down the boney M rabbit hole on youtube. The next day after sobering up, I read something saying that even though...

Blah blah blah. Where are the songs about them? Who tells their tale other than incels on wikipedia? Boney M never did a song about either of them.

Fuck you. You're not a serious thread. YOU should be in the shaw right now.

Isn't that what it does? Have you ever markayed el numbero newavee?

ackshually Fruit bats are called that because they are gay. They eat nothing but dick and ass and die from aids within 5 years.

My takeaway from that was "Remember when they used pictures of the actual food in advertisements instead of sculptures?"

That's just dumb. They do that because english is the default and if you're a DREAMER who can't speak english, it's a waste of time to make you listen to a bunch of english instructions before telling you "Oh by the way if you're an idiot who cannot speak the correct language, press 9" If not for...

What do you mean by this? Does running it through a cycle with conditioner stretch it back to it's original size, or does it loosen it up enough that you can manually stretch it back?

I don't know where you get your information, good sir. But those gentlemen were not Russian Inventors, they were German Inventors.

Yeah, when she was cutting her straps free, for an instant I thought she was sacrificing herself. But that would have been idiotic writing. Anyway, I was halfway expecting reacher to swing the stretcher back into the chopper one handed and lay out the bad guy with her still in it. I mean, I...

I don't know who the fuck that is. What songs have the bards sung about him?

Now I've been watching some boney M videos and I love them. I really like how the dude is clearly the head of the band but all he does is dance around while the female backup singers do 90% of the singing. lol 1979.

I say it's Rasputin. Change my mind. I could entertain the idea that it's Mikhail Kalashnikov for inventing a damn fine rifle. Or even Lyudmila Mikhailovna Pavlichenko for being the deadliest sniper in the history of the world. But I'm going with Rasputin because there are multiple songs...

Interesting that his fucktoy didn't die. I really thought she would have to.

They were up for emmy's this year? The final episode was in 2022, how were they up for more? Did anyone watch the BCS spinoff? I don't think I even knew about it until just now. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt20516438/

We killed a half dragon (that we weren't supposed to kill because he was supposed to show up again later) and we harvested his hide and his dick. DM didn't make any items for the dick, one of us just wore it around our neck as a trophy ... but he made a set of boots and gloves with the skin...

Wait, I was born in the US. When did I get wiped out? Am I in hell right now?

Letterkenny is done, but aren't we getting another season of shorsey?

I honestly didn't realize there were people who didn't know it was better for a rookie QB to sit a year or 3 and learn from a veteran. It's as basic as staying ahead of the chains, punting on 4th down, and wrapping up when making a tackle. It's not just QBs either. Before the salary cap, the...

Yeah, I thought danes were vikings. I was expecting a Svein Forkbeard or Cnut the Great. Not this scraggly looking marshmallow. Don't forget the ham. Wait, will a pig eat a live human if he's immobilized? Asking for science.

Not really. They even called someone for holding Micah. Might be the first time all season.