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My 3 year old son is going to go apeshit over some of those cars. Looks friggin amazing!

Or you know it just ran its natural course unchecked.

Damn you fell right into . Terrifying.

Ladies Curling to be exact. Some banging asses out on that ice!

Bummer I had high hopes he'd make it. That is I was incredibly high when I hoped he would make it. I'm only disappointed he didn't turn into paste in spectacular fashion.

Seaweed touched my leg at the beach the last time I was at one. FFFFUUUUUCKKKK that! Cthulu tentacles!!

Oh boy I would have almost felt bad for making that he's got that retarded movie kid pose going on post I was going to make. Almost.

Yeah the only reason they run a foreign copy of a game is because it saves them time.

Well it won't take you much effort to stalk her. And she regularly stands around with her gigantic tits swinging around covered by only pasties and paint.

It's cool if they have a good week or two but beyond that fuck 'em.

Happy New Years! Except you faggot libtards. I hope your year is miserable while the rest of us MAGA!

MERRY CHRISTMAS to everyone and their families. :)

Lived there for 8 years and a dusting, literally a dusting, was basically the Apocalypse. Fucking mexicans can't handle snow.

How many car related fatalities?

FF vs. Fin Fang Foom. Marvel's monster genre movie.

Good God I would hate to be on that plane.

"I swear I have not had artistic relations with that picture of a wizard."

His segment kills me.

It took a little bit longer but the kiddo is finally talking. He's up to 3 or 4 word sentences and he copies damn near everything including GPS turns, and audiobook words. He's got some catching up to do but it's really exciting seeing him make progress on a daily basis. And if any of you are...

That asshole will give me nightmares.

I started reading your posts in Johnny Bravo's voice. Makes all your posts that much better.

You are definitely new around here.

I'm curious. Do you use a dart board for your insults? Let's see... Occam's razor annnnnd buttplug. I can work with that.

AMAZING! Thank you!

Please, @Urgoslav, festive me.

Those warmers sound amazing. During the winter my feet are always freezing.

Well they're white so obviously they're Nazis. I'm white so I know I'm Nazi as fuck. We make natural teammates!

I got some muslims on the corner, some light brown skins (no clue what they are lolracistshitlord) in the middle, some asians across the street, some jews on one side and nazis on the other. I know who I can fully trust. TEAM NAZI!!!

FUCK YEAH! Grats!

Faggot deserved it.

Have you tried something like this yet? Our guy loves it. When I turn it on after the lights are out he says "wwwoooowwww". He'll lay on his back for a while looking at them then flip over when he's ready to sleep. Other than that man I don't know what I'd do. Sleep issues are especially rough...

Glad I wasn't the only one. I was like OH SHIT! Gotta send the kid there to learn how to fusion charge! Wife had more blood work yesterday and her levels are steadily falling now and she's feeling much better. Crisis officially averted! MEGAPHEW!!

Fuck this thread! Where all da sushi at?!?!

Better not sit down either way.