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Texas so lucky at the end.

Bills caught a break there. 3 more chances for a Weeden int.

And this once suddenly interesting game is no more.

Lol, at that PI. Haden was doing worse than that to Green on basically every single play last week.

Well that will certainly shore up an injury plagued receiving group.

Except why would a government adopt Bitcoins when they could just make their own using the same code - or code that isn't as terrible for use as actual currency even.

Godspeed, Pirates.

Wait, Batman is a Pirates fan? Well I'm in.

Shit, well now I want the Reds to win... by one run. Maximum schadenfreude. To rephrase - not that I didn't want them to win before, but I had given up hope. Now I'm driven by the chance of most glorious suffering.

That's where I got all my action for the first 3 years of college because everyone assumed I was gay, and by the end of the first semester nearly all of my friends were either gay or female. This soon lead to a shit ton of action along with a shit ton of chicks calling me creepy. It was a...

Team of Destiny.

Yeah, I don't know. Latos would have been the guy. Cueto wasn't ready, but makes more sense than anyone else.

I like this 1 and done system. Normally I have to watch the Reds crash and burn over the course of 3 games. They'll get bored of chanting your name eventually, Cueto!

Well, I only watched it the once a week ago, so it's a little hazy. At the restaurant when she first meets the hooded hero she takes three sugar packets then arranged them in a line. As she is talking to him she rearranges them. When she first gets back to her van to decrypt the files they are...

When there's a gold rush, sell shovels.

LSU invented post season football but don't get credit for it.

She's already got some sort of super power though? The whole stamps thing or whatever they were.

Yeah, whenever that image pops up it's always weird how much Hungary looks like my Hungarian wife. I'm a sucker for scary Eastern Europeans. I like Peru quite a bit though.

Mack hates winning to, so he's probably not the best source.

I said from Texas's point of view. Yeah, Texas has bullied the fuck out of the Big 12 and they've gotten paid doing it.

I'm not sure you know what almost all of those words mean. Don't try and deflect away from your asinine statement about the Longhorn Network either. Texas makes far more money in the big 12 then it would in the SEC. I'm sure the $20 million inprofitthat they would lose anually is...

Texas won't/didn't join the SEC for one reason only - money. Texas's arrogance has lead to them making $20 million more per year in profit than the highest SEC team. But by all means keep jizzing in your face about how scared they are.

That's the first part. Dalton was fucking awful as he is want to be from time to time. The team as whole struggles with consistency on offense. BUT, Cleveland does have a pretty good defense too.

Bengals aren't that good yet and literally half the secondary was injured.

Time to get obliterated. See you guys later.

I don't think the Bengals are going to win this. Missing half the secondary is pretty rough.

Your 2013 AFC North.

Poor Seattle. They have been mathematically eliminated again.

I have a bad feeling about this.

Yeah, I dunno. I think they've just arbitrarily lowered the salary. The only other option besides "floating salary cap" is for player eliminator wherein you can only select a player once. Which actually seems fun, but wasn't what we had done in the past.

Wrestling. Everyone knows that.

LAAAAAAAANE UNEMPLOYED *clap* *clap* *clap*

As much as I love Nippert Stadium there is something amazing about a prime time game at the Shoe.

I to yearn for the halcyon days of Sewanee and Tulane.

Why have I not used picture in picture before? Fucking football nirvana.

WVU is way more surprising. UCF is a good football team.

But it's Latin appreciation night... or something.

You can just use it in place of sour cream and it's baller because it has so much more depth and flavor than sour cream. The other big thing is that it doesn't fall apart over heat, so it functions more as a replacement for cream except with more flavor.

Los Rojos van a rojos

It takes like 10 minutes of work and a couple days of waiting. It's really easy, and once you've made it you can use that shit in everything: breakfast, savory sauces, motherfucking flan, &c. It's not like I make it all the time, but I'm never sorry I did.