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Hah hah, so true. Cyrano de Bitcherac

No she wasn't working that night I know for sure. Tonight's date was a bust. DFW has to be ground zero for flaky, inconsiderate chicks. I'm not going to bother going into details, but Jesus titty Christ my dating RNG is really on a bad run lately.

The party of less government is falling all over themselves passing more laws and making government more intrusive. Can't explain that. Here in Denton TX we passed a law banning fracking within the city limits. The Republicans in the state house's response? Make a law overriding the ability of...

I totally agree. Who the fuck even sleeps past noon when you're in your 30's? Even if I stayed up until 5 am drinking with my bros, I'd still be up by lunch time and capable of saying "yo I'm hungover as fuck, let's do this another time".

I've had a bad run of total flaky bitches the last couple months. Met one for drinks (she was a nurse) that I met on OkC, hit it off and went back to my place and banged it out all night. Good times. She had a banging body so we arranged a date for the next weekend to meet at the Kimbel (art...

Ya OkCupid in DFW definitely has the hipster, professional types while POF is overrun with the trailer park Jesus freaks. Pick your poison.

I think everyone that's participated in the Great Makeup Debate of the past few pages deserves a punch in the face. A couple of you neckbeards really turned up the "knees too sharp" up to 11 on that one.

I love, LOVE Wes Anderson movies...I mean I even have a Zissou avatar, but I just couldn't get into the Grand Budapest for some reason. I guess I need to rewatch it since it gets such favorable reviews, maybe I was just having a bad day when I saw it.

I hiked some of the Highline Trail which is part of that loop, last summer. The pics were taken on July 20 last summer and include a pic of Granite Chalet. That high up it was in the forties and rainy all day. Still a lot of snow covering the trail up high. It got pretty dicey at one point...

I've done dozens of hikes in National Forests in the northern Rockies and never once encountered any stinky bums trashing up the place. Maybe it's just being too close to Seattle?

Bear Tooth is amazing. Bring a zero degree bag that's for sure. I did a 3 day, 3 night float down the North Fork of the Flathead that started at the Canadian border and ran 47 miles on the western border of Glacier. Good times. It gets pretty hairy in a couple spots but only had one girl in a...

I've spent the last couple summers in Montana on Flathead Lake. I really got into back country hiking while I was up there and spent a ton of time hiking around Glacier. Had numerous black bear encounters and always carried bear mace but never needed it. I'll be back in Idaho this summer on the...

Take up smoking pot! But seriously, wtf should he not be allowed to enjoy a few drinks on the weekend after a hard week? Unless he's a mean asshole when he drinks it should have zero impact on his wife and seems unreasonable to be asked to jump on the wagon.

God Damnit. I really like Sutekh and want to believe everything he says...sigh.

You called before shooting a text huh? Ballsy move these days. Texting is so ubiquitous now that lots of people find actual phone calls annoying unless it's family or a close friend.

Fucking open relationships....wtf do you expect the end result to be when you get into that?? Especially living in a college town like Austin where the options are literally endless.

I've actually had a decent run opening legendaries, problem is I get the shit ones. Opened a Troggzor with one of my free packs on opening week and since then it's been Mimiron's Head x2, Hemet x2, and a fucking Flame Leviathan. At least I've picked up enough dust to craft a Boom, Sylvanas, and...

Haven't opened in a pack from the arena with a card I don't already have in the last 15 or so tries. How can they justify only giving GvG packs at this point when it's such a smaller collection of cards than classics? Chalk me up as a frustrated customer that has stopped forking over real money...

Any good white guy - asian girl dating websites out there? I need a new hobby.

Page 5 and still no Penn State college titties? Everyone that has participated in the last four pages should be ashamed of themselves.

Wow that is a spectacular, one in a million, photograph.

Or just start teching in a silence and still save your BGH for Boom.

Ya man if you are getting all weird with them by being explicit with what you want to do then you're gonna creep em out. Just give em twenty bucks, adjust your junk so they can give it a nice rub and enjoy some titties all over your face.

Titty bars bro. That's about all that Bid D gets right. The ones off of 35 aren't too far from where you are at. If you want a little culture then the DMA (Dallas Museum of Art) is pretty sweet. Or if you wanna get your science on then head to the Perot Museum of Nature and Science, it's...

Is it just me or are Hunters more difficult than ever? Seems like the Undertaker nerf has forced them to actually build a somewhat balanced deck and play smart which combined with their hero power, freezing fucking traps, highmanes, hunter's marks, and UTH's makes them way more difficult. Even a...

Last three legendaries opened - Hemet, Tinkmaster, and Flame Leviathan. Feels bad.

Yo, specifics please. I've gotta 2 month rock hard weekend planned before I go off into the hinterlands for 6 months, more boners would always be nice. And no, I have no potency issues, but I'm fucking 41 years old and can't pop off 3 times in a row like when I was 18, if I could get back to...

This is some serious meta shit man. The Kyndread/Joppa combo now has RR back on board with Pantheon. Well played sirs, well played. This just might turn it around for Van..err, Pantheon.

I'm taking a job this summer in Idaho and according to wikipedia the town it's in is 96.7% Caucasian. Does this make me a self-segregating shitlord?

There's nothing worse than a chubby chick with no titties.

They really need to offer classic cards as a reward for Arena again. I would play a lot more if they did.

Hah hah, it always comes back to Freedom. America!

So it's anything goes in an "adult" theater? You can insert your dick into a whore's vagina while other dudes tweak her nippies and it's ok? That doesn't sound right.

Ya it sounds like there were many, many laws broken in that story. Public indecency, prostitution, etc.. Seems like very risky behavior for a man with a family, lol. Still a great story, A+, would read again.

The Illuminati already have a cure for Alzheimers. Get a clue moran.

Freedom ain't free bros. You have to take the good with the bad. I sure as hell hate the idea that there are private schools out there with an anti science curriculum teaching the next generation, but on the flip side, as a parent, I can do my due diligence and send my kid to a school that does...

We also have the freedom of assembly in this country. If people want to voluntarily choose to associate with other people that look like them or think like them then that's their choice. If they want to pay to send their kids to a private school that holds similar views as them, then that is...

That's pretty much it. If you join a country club that's full of your peers, whether that's white 1%'ers or small town hillbillies, you are stillchoosingto do so. You know...freedom. Same principal applies for private schools. I guess the segregation comparison sounds good on a bumper sticker...

I like Vaclav's idea of a one turn resummon penalty. Everything else would completely neuter it to the point of being unplayable. No one's gonna waste a card on a 2 mana ice lance.