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I swear to god, Penguins are fucking aliens... they convince everyone that they're cute, but sometimes they show their true selves...

My gawd I fucking hate what America has become sometimes. We're raised on this hardcore diet of right versus wrong. All the stories we're fed in movies and TV shoes feature bad guys who are "wrong" and good guys who are "right". It's left us incapable of adult conflict resolution. We can't be...

... if you insist...

Maybe Llaph has seen him?

... too soon?

It's a double-edged sword, my friend. Are the banks and corporations in general shit heads? Absolutely. Their guiding principle is "make as much money as we can and we don't care about how we make it as long as we don't wind up in jail." But the people can be shit heads as well. In fact, a...

When the gal you're boning is the sort who insists on condoms... but is okay with a quick bareback warmup dip. Yes, yes, yes. Dangerous & stupid. I didn't say it was SMART. But it does tickle my pickle.

Source, please?

Penetration:

And in case any of you virgins were wondering how the inside of a vagina is shaped, some chick actually had a casting made...

So my google skills have utterly failed me. Anyone know the official name of this meme or a website that generates them?

IT'S TIME TO RANCH IT UP.

Thank you for making Star Trek awesome, good sir.

The artist calls himself "Facezero".

Chihuly is nice, but the greatest living glass artist is Lino Tagliapietra. I've seen vids of Chihuly talking about how he wishes he could be like Lino.

Friday the 13th. Wake up. Go to make coffee. Out of filters. Use girlfriend's french press. Knock it over. They don't bounce.

Freestyle? I'll show you what fucking freestyle sounds like from someone with talent...

NOPE. Nope nope nope nope nope... nuupe... nope.

File this under, "so retarded and bad that it's actually amusing."

I MUST WATCH THIS FILM.

I adore that series. My favorite part from that storyline...

Stay classy, Columbus. Stay classy.

Where I live, the grocery store chain Giant Eagle offers fuel perks. Buying groceries discounts your gas.

So, companies in my neck of the woods are still offering the same "Gas is hella expensive so shop with us and we'll give you a discount" programs even though the base price has gone way down. The discounted price tonight? Less than 20 cents per gallon.

So for the last 48 hours, I have had an itch in the center of my back where I can barely reach. It's starting to go away. There was no rash. No mark. No bug bite. Nada. Nothing. Just random itch. And it's not in a place I can't reach because I'm big. I've NEVER been able to scratch that bit of...

There's a script floating around the interweb that's what the movie was SUPPOSED to have been. I tried reading it, but rage-quit when I realized the script was so much better than the film that was made. Just pisses me off that someone looked at the good script and said, "Well, we certainly...

While I appreciate that you took the time to write that... and please understand this isn't directed at you... NO ONE. GIVES. A SHIT. Seriously. I'm speaking for the silent majority that come to SS to look at FSR, the vid thread, and maybe rub one out to the PGT. Every now and then...

Sometimes you just want to see a bunch of chicks getting the D...