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Don't use the disconnect trick to beat Crota. There's a clause in the Sony ToS that says you're not allowed to fuck about with your network connection to gain advantage in a game. Granted, Sony has more pressing matters at the moment. But when you get back online, don't try it.

IF THIS SHIT IS NOT FIXED BY THE TIME XUR LEAVES THE TOWER... XUR BETTER BE IN THE FUCKING TOWER.

This would be my cat if I let her leave the house...

Bullshit. That was just someone who hadn't smelled "con funk" before, panicked, and called 911.

I didn't see a thread for this game. If one exists, please link to it. That said... Procedurally generated content. Explore the galaxy. Go to ANY. STAR. IN THE SKY. Cannot wait.

Dufuq i just see?

Celebs I've met... Got to shake hands and have a brief conversation with director Spike Lee back when he was making Malcolm X. Got Bruce Campbell's autograph. Met Felicia Day for a quick second. Played games at Gencon with the actor who played Zach from the TV show Bones. Met...

Completely superior to Baldur's Gate:

Fuck my puter.

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I'm going as "That one guy on the street full of hippie health nuts who gives out chocolate instead of fucking nutritious snacks and dental floss." I swear... my neighbors are dicks to kids. There was a kid last year who started on my street. When he got to my house, his bag had three...

Body paint? Body paint.

I wasnt done with that.

Cosplay has come a long way since the 60's and 70's...

My personal favorite...

The fact that she's fuzzy is mitigated by the fact that she's walking around in public showing off her box. Any gal that goes around bottomless like it's no big deal is pure $$$. Imma need mo of dat ho.

Step 1. Find your most prudish stuck up friend on facebook/social media. Step 2. Determine their birthday. Then find the date nine months prior to their birthday. Step 3. On that date, wish them "HAPPY YOUR DAD JIZZED IN YOUR MOM DAY".

Here... let's make this thread worth clicking on. I'm fair sure my biography... like all of your biographies... started with one of these...

The later years of...

If you like mummies you should check out the Columbus band "Mummula".

He is good at carving up white meat.

7 inch corkscrew penis. That detaches.

So my friend is a mom and her daughter (who's 5 I think) wrote this to her... When asked about it, the kid said, " sorry, that's just how I live my life."

Badass. I'm ready for the full movie version.

Sex doll or real life butterface chick? Hard choice...

WAIT... SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW YOU CAN DO COKE _AND_ STILL BE THAT FUCKING CHUBBY????

Too many dogs in this page. Needs more pussy.

Haven't read the whole thread... and apologies if this is a sore subject... but whatever happened to Enigmatic Paradigm?

DC might not be able to make a live action movie worth a cuss, but their animated films are still pretty entertaining.

There. NOW there's a reason to click on this thread.