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Pic taken by me earlier tonight. You jelly?

Tom Waits + Cookie Monster = Win.

I get what he's saying. A lot of professional porn stars make sex look like work. Their expressions are so fake and ridiculous that they become a distraction. I spend more time thinking, "Man... there HAS to be better porn I can find where the women look like they actually LIKE what's happening...

Some chick getting the D. NSFW. <--- Her face, tho.Sauce.

So a close friend of mine died today. Went to bed last night. Never woke up this morning. We're thinking heart attack or stroke. He was a great guy. His family is pretty awesome and insane. They're not going to have a tradition funeral. Because traditional funerals in churches are, well... SO...

Religion. Religion rustles my jimmies. Here's why. Imagine that right now there were two think tanks hard at work to produce A) cost-effective clone bodies grown in a short amount of time and B) the brain/computer/brain interfacing technology to allow you to "sleeve" into a new body...

So I saw her again today. I don't know what her name is. I call her "Rachel". I met her years ago. I was dating someone I didn't really fully want to be dating. "Rachel" was at a volunteer site that my girlfriend at the time and I were helping out on. I flirted with her, but since I had a...

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Camera trick? Invisible string? Well placed fans or air jets? Photoshop? Keep your eye on the hat...

I lol'ed.

It's just... a shitty game. There's no fucking content. Each world is a single map and all the missions take place on that map. It feels small and pointless and silly. It looks nice and the gameplay is decent, but I was expecting big and impressive. And it just feels... It feels like Halo 2...

Dear Dacianprick, King In The North, What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? They surrender. Do I like swamp donkeys? While I can't say that I LIKE swamp donkeys, I'm not going to say that I've never had one. I think they were more mopeds than swamp donkeys. You...

Dear Sacel, You're doin' it wrong.

I blame myself for this.

More Cape Cod.

Cape cod.

Dear Wizardhawk, I had thought that FohSS was gone forever and just moved on. I have a real life in spite of what you may have heard from my detractors. Years went by and I just randomly stumbled on rerolled. I only started posting a short time ago. Mostly, I just look at PGT and FSR.

Dear Iannis, Potentially. Pic related.

Dear chorboy, Depends. Are we talking, "clearly male but somewhat girlish" or "some trap that you couldn't tell was male until the cack popped out"? If the first, then moderately gay. If the second, then IT'S A TRAP.

Dear aaron, I can honestly say that if someone came up to me on the street and told me, "I am the hacker 4chan", I would laugh. A lot. If they behaved in real life the way that 4chan behaves on the internet, I'd probably end up punching them in the genitals in hopes of stopping them from ever...

Dear Alasliasolonik, That is an age old question, my friend. It's one that has been asked many times since the dawn of man and man's obsession with DP. The answer is complicated, but I shall attempt to simplify it for you: Are you in the gal's ass to: A. Fuck her in the ass because you...

Dear ohkcrlho, It is. I like vaginas. Some guys like boobs. Some guys like asses. I like vaginas. There should be a vagina thread separate from the PGT.

Dear Vinyard, I was around back in the FoHSS days. I think my greatest contribution to the forum was the "Shovel vs. Bat" discussion.

In celebration of my impending 100th post, I have decided to share with you all my wisdom and whit. Ask me your questions and I will provide you with answers. Pic unrelated.

I still remember her from House. She's a bit scrawny, but still... very nice. What's this from?

Sauceif you want it.

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE *heavy breathing*

If I ever meet this guy on the street, I'm going to find a very small hole in a very sturdy brick wall and get some people to help re-enact his birth. Seriously, the QUANTITY of regulation has NEVER been the problem. And that seems to be the point of this video. "Look at how much regulation...

Dufuq this from?

I knew you guys wouldn't let me down.

Modern day holidays are bullshit. A lot of them are based on stupid myths. They only come once a year and they're never around when you need one. It's time we invented our own. Let's see what you guys can come up with. Title:The name of your holiday Date(s):When to celebrate. Could be a...

These dumb bitches. And I'm not even referring to Palin and Bachmann*. I'm referring to the crowd. People who support these two morons rustle my jimmies. They're horrible. And the fact that so many people out there listen to what they have to say and think "Yeah! Right on!" makes me...

Join the Battle for Net Neutrality So... has anyone been to a website that used to load well, but now loads really slow for seemingly no reason? I haven't noticed any, but I have the "pay us a ridiculous amount of money for stupid amounts of download speed" package. The argument from the...

HardinGrim ps4 have mic but often forget to hook it up. Heh

If you think this first sentence... "When you go out to the club you should stick with your friends, don't accept drinks from random people, don't get TOO drunk, and just use your head to stay safe." ... is the same as this sentence... "If you were wearing THAT outfit out to the clubs...

And now a quick history lesson: The history of the Soviet Union as explained using Tetris.