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For those of you who worked or currently work in call centers... Specifically for anyone who has done any sort of collections work... Ten things that rustle my jimmies about customers/debtors. 1. "It's a personal insult to me that I'm being asked to pay my debt." If you owe money, don't be an...

Double posts also rustle my jimmies.

Ryan Weiber makes amateur light saber fights. For being just fan-made stuff with no budget to speak of, his fights are badass.

Portland really is Portlandia, but sometimes they do have a cool idea. Charity that isn't hours out of your day or huge chunks out of your paycheck. Sign me up.

In high school, I thought my second blowjob gave me mega-AIDS. Or some STD. I wasn't sure. The chick I was with was a virgin and didn't know how to give head. I'm not hung like an elephant, but I'm not tiny either... and she was small-boned to begin with. She ended up grazing her teeth over...

Looks like the folks making Destiny were big fans of Guardians of the Galaxy. Space ship turning over shot? Check. Playful banter in the dialog? Check. Older song that (most) everyone still likes? Check. And yes. I know there is a games forum. I posted it here to show how it reminds me...

Used. My friend used to be a car salesman. He would tell me that a car that's three years old is the way to go. He had done the math on it and... overall... at three years you're getting the best value. Whatever was going to go wrong with the car initially has gone wrong and been fixed. It's...

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Caepan again.

Start with something like this. You can add on to it later. If you have small kids, I recommend railings. Next year, add a slide.

Protip: construct it as a platform that goes around the tree. You dig four holes around the tree , put in four posts. Measure and make sure everything is straight. Build a platform on the four posts with the tree coming through the middle. MUCH sturdier and much safer.

THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS.

Women who suck at sex. They don't know what they want. They don't know how to tell you what they want. You ask. You listen. You try everything you know and invent a few things on the spot. You spend hours trying to please them. Until the sex become tedious. Until it becomes work. And you know...

^ post 69. Heh.

And now a dance battle.

This really should be on every page.

And now for something completely different: A fat man with absolutely zero fucks to give.

This thread would be more interesting if it were about swords. Or He-man. Or He-man's sword. Who's with me?

This double post is more interesting than op.

I HAD one of those. It was SUCH A piece of crap. The keyboard broke pretty easily.

I still look at some shitty message board because there's porn and occasional amusement. But who the fuck uses message boards today?

Fuck the entire state of New York and everyone in it. Seriously. We would be better off without your dumbass, "the world revolves around me and how dare you get in my way" attitude.

Russia Wants Bulgarians to Stop Vandalizing Soviet Monuments To Look Like American Superheroes

That's the Five Guys Burgers and Fries from Easton in Columbus, OH.

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Huh... What do you suppose the equivalent term for "Wigger" is for people who want to be disabled?

Soul drac-ooo-lah.

Major Lazer.

If those condiments were movies about white people...

That fucking sucks. Back in the day, that guy was hilarious.