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  1. Dr.Retarded

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

    Hell yeah, Simon's Quest was great. I remember some kid I knew back in school used to have a subscription to Nintendo power, and that's where you found out to get the super secret ending for Castlevania 2. Also, fuck the TMNT NES game, I think like most kids, I couldn't get past the water...
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    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

    I think that might be the second one.
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    Superman: Legacy (2025)

    Is that really in this stupid movie? Good Lord....
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    Battlefield 6

    Trying to think of the last shooter with pvp that I played, and I think it's a destiny 2, but I was horrible at PVP in that game. I may never know and then I might have a good run, but it's not like the Glory Days of Counter-Strike 1.6 back in college.
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    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

    Definitely something to take your kids to. I'm assuming most of us probably saw it in the theater along with the Secret of the Ooze sequel. Don't think I ever saw the third time travel one, or at least maybe just parts of it on HBO or something.
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    The Long Walk (2025)

    Think I'm still optimistic about this one.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You should try one of those sour dough loaves you do in a Dutch oven next. My sister makes them pretty often, and they're always tasty.
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    I did a search for the monkey but nothing came up even with just a straight thread title search. Weird. Maybe it was the 2025 deal. I was pretty sure you had already posted one and I probably had talked about it or something, and I guess I was right.
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    Watched The Monkey this afternoon. Not bad for an Os Perkins movie. Definitely a different tone compared to his other films, but it was pretty good. Tried to see if there was a thread and I thought there was but no luck finding it. Not the greatest horror movie I've ever seen but...
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    Superman: Legacy (2025)

    I tried to find the funniest Superman gif, and this one's pretty great and touches upon your criticisms of the movie.
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    Avengers: Doomsday (2025)

    I mean if anybody thinks these doomsday avengers movies are going to be good, I got a bridge to sell ya. At this point I'm in the ballpark of...
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    I mean there's some stellar films on there. I'm shocked Mulholland drive is number two, and I love that movie, but there's also a lot of stinkers. Fucking Black Panther....
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    Death of a Unicorn

    Amen. So many good movies in that list that may not have been a giant financial success by Blockbuster standards, but those are a bunch of movies that I will maybe watch once a year because they're just that good, or even own a copy.
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    Death of a Unicorn

    I think maybe where you and I see things differently is I don't necessarily equate a giant box office cash in as what makes a good movie. Sure it's write that a movie is a stupid financial success like a retarded Jurassic Parker transformers movie. Doesn't mean any of those movies are good...
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    Predator: Badlands

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    Death of a Unicorn

    I don't know what you're smoking but A24 is typically a sign of quality. Maybe they've been slipping over the past couple of years, but I'm fairly confident when I see their production logo that the movie is at least worth my attention. I mean they put out some of the best horror stuff in...
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    Death of a Unicorn

    Hahaha, I fell asleep halfway through, then we made dinner and I finished it it was to the point where I was fast forwarding through stuff. Pretty bad overall, but I'm glad I'm not the only old man watching stupid Hollywood shit...
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    Last Friday

    1.21 noggawatts!!! I tried a whole bunch of different combinations of that phrase and God damn the stupid word filter shit.
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    Death of a Unicorn

    Don't bother. I mean I normally will watch any A24 produced film, and this one starts out okay and it looks good, but it's pretty bad. Totally predictable and just boring by the halfway point. There might be a laugh or two, but not really. I don't know if it was based on some stupid book or...
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    The Metal Thread

    Hell yeah, I got the first two CDs before they were popular and then I kind of phased our of metal for a bit, but they're awesome. I haven't kept up with what they've been doing, you probably the same thing for a lot of metal bands, but I'm pretty sure I've posted their videos in this thread...
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    General Gaming News and Discussion

    Goddamn praetorians in there. Almost kind of reminds me of that Robocop game that came out capitalizing on the IP.
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    Wolfenstein the New Order

    Frankenstein's Army was another low budget film, I think it was a Russian, but it's definitely a video game type movie. When I say it came out before Overlord, but it's okay.
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    Osiris (2025)

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    General Gaming News and Discussion

    I actually ordered out of Previews back in my high school comic book days a Lament Configuration model you glued together. I think it was like 20 or 25 bucks, and if I had a guess it's sitting in a box somewhere out in my garage.
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    Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

    Shit, magician, you ain't hip with the old school if you ain't rockin wax cylinders! In all seriousness, I had a trim Carpenter up in Charleston who was a big music guy. He bought the entire inventory of an old vinyl shop that was going out of business or something. I don't remember what he...
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    General Gaming News and Discussion

    Getting a Darren Aranofsky Pi vibe from that, especially the drill and the monitors.
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    General Gaming News and Discussion

    Now I have the power scepter, Beastman! Cronos: The New Dawn
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    Drugs to steer clear of

    You'll probably be alright after a week. I don't know how long you've been taking it or what kind. Ironically, @Rajaah told me about it maybe back in 2020 or 21. I had just come out of the bad work accident, and was just looking for some sort of alternative for chronic pain. Also talked...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Magician's flying spell fizzled spectacularly, awesome...
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    I mean that's basically chicken and dumplings except your dumplings aren't just boiled pieces of crappy dough. Doesn't mean if you add a little bit of texture and suddenly it's an amazing dish. I mean maybe some Amish butter or honey might be good but I don't sit there and think oh my God...
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    Masters of the Universe (2026)

    Can't believe you muthafuckas didn't post this classic yet
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    Alien: Earth

    Trying to figure out what the hell Martin was huffing. Looks like grilled pork chops, dressing, sweet potatoes with stupid marshmallows, and maybe a little bit of broccoli?
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    Alien: Earth

    The show will probably be like a basket of fried cheese curds or mozzarella sticks, but overcooked, and if you know, you know. They might look good on the outside, but then you realize Pedro overcooked them and all the cheese somehow manage to leak out into the fryer. It'll be a hollow empty...
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    Twelve

    Hell yeah! He's going to punch and kick those demons and evil spirits away! He's like the Korean Jackie Chan, it's hard not to want to watch his movies.
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    Alien: Earth

    Like I said it looks slick and amazing, but I don't trust modern day Hollywood to not turn out a turd. I will watch it going in with the lowest expectations, because if I don't watch it how can I not talk about how crappy it will probably be. Hey if I'm completely and utterly wrong, I'll...
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    I've tried it multiple times, and I've tried to give it a chance. Like I said my wife likes it for whatever stupid reason, v and typically if we go out to eat we always make certain order different things so we can try each other's dishes. Maybe it's been the restaurants we've been to, but I...