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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    StarCraft 2

    That's a problem with basically all games/movies/every other kind of story these days. Nobody can actually be the good guy/bad guy. All the good guys are actually secret scum bags who have been hiding it their entire lives, duping the world, and all the bad guys are actually just misunderstood...
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    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    I'd guess this'll be 10m+ first week easily, even if the open betas get shit reviews.
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    In my defense I quit watching/caring about the woke NFL telling me how much of a bigoted shitbird I am for being a middle aged white man who barely makes enough to pay his bills around the same time I had started my 3 year rage-quit of the forums.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Last Epoch

    My sorc seems squishy AF compared to the one I levelled up last time I played this game. Just finished Lagon and died like 5 times, and I get randomly 1shot by mobs a lot of the time too. Part of it might be lag, tho, cause some mob types hit me and I die before it even looks like their...
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    The timing on the way it plays makes it seem out of order, like the plate is at the end instead of the start.
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    Last Epoch

    I just got my 213th pair of fighting chance gloves and i'm only level 45ish, woo!
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    Last Epoch

    Yeah I can't remember a single launch day for anything that wasn't a shitshow in the past 10+ years. Granted I skipped the last few PoE leagues but I remember for quite a long while when I was playing every league, it was a clusterfuck for at least the first day if not the first 2-3 days of...
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    Last Epoch

    Oof, someone was crying in chat about having to pick up runes and so I tried to type "ya, it should auto loot white and blue items too, then we don't have to pick up anything ourselves" and it blocked my message for being racist.
  10. zombiewizardhawk

    Cheated out of my youth

    Banged her 300+ times from 16-21 years old and sending her texts like "I want you in my life but not a romantic relationship" aka he wanted them to be fuckbuddies? #metoo bullshit.
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    Last Epoch

    Well I was trying to let it sit, started at 212 then went to 250 then it was down to 39 now its 180.
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    Last Epoch

    Queue seems to be real today. Yesterday I got it once and it went away when I retried but now it's keeping me at the same number when I retry and the number is changing as I let it sit.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    I wanted to try and go this year (never been before) but ended up not getting to it. Hopefully next winter.
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    Last Epoch

    Ooh, just got in.
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    Last Epoch

    I just finished downloading, are they holding or shitting the bed? Should I just wait to even try to play? Edit: Nvm, just tried to make my char and after the intro cinematic it popped up saying online play unavailable and wouldn't load the game.
  16. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    Overall it's probably easier to just buy one considering how easy it is to grind silver these days. Trying to make your own t8 courser is massive rng and/or huge pearl sink. Could always just spend the 1.2b or so to buy a t8 courser when you see one on the horse market but that might take a...
  17. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    Well... after wasting all my coupons on that t8 missing one skill, I bought the sale 10+1 and got the last courser skill on coupon #31 overall. Had enough courser mats to do 5 attempts today and I hit peggy on the 5th one. I think I should just make dream horses my income source from now on.
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    Black Desert

    Yeah horse training has always been wonky for me. Sometimes I could go for hours with no issues, other times i'd get mini-disconnected every 10 seconds, wouldn't even be able to make it through 1 loop on the heidel autopath.
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    Last Epoch

    0.9 not 1.0 but ya its the multiplayer patch.
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    The Metal Thread

    This started popping up on my youtube the other day, just decided to check it out. It's the woman who did the last couple Draconian albums and I really liked her on them. So far i'm liking this quite a bit, too.
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    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Yes, BG3 was advertised as early access. Part of early access is helping them... bum bum bum... test their game! Holy shit, that's exactly what you are screaming is so immoral about the D4 pre-order beta stuff and what I said is hypocritical about it. You're not upset that companies are...
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    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Bloat is true of almost any company of any decent size these days, gets worse the bigger they get. Mobile games are more of a license to print money than casino's, too, so 100m in the first month wouldn't even come close to surprising me. One of my brothers was pretty heavily into mobile games...
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    MMA Thread

    I agree with Diaz, who gives a shit cause they're all on roids. Just depends on who they want to catch.
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    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    So you admit you're outraged because you don't like Blizzard and not because preorder systems in and of themselves are "bad"? They sold an unfinished game but you like them so it's ok if they do the thing you say is horrible for other companies to do. Or is it because they sold BG3 multiple...
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    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    ??? Has there been a battlepass released in the past 5 years that didn't let you buy tiers to unlock it faster for the rich casuals?
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    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    That's only half true. All this hate-filled outrage screaming only pertains to a handful of games/companies. Granted I haven't read the entire BG3 thread but I haven't seen anyone in there crying about how outrageous it is that it's been sold as early access for years. Last Epoch thread same...
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    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    I don't understand what all the crying is about, honestly. If you don't want to play the game, ever, then don't buy it. If you don't want to pre-order it then don't pre-order it. If you don't want to buy it until 6 months after release so you can read 800000 reviews on exactly how shitty it...
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    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    I guess games just started being "buggy pieces of shit" and all that other jazz recently, too. Definitely don't remember any games ever being shit or buggy or wastes of money back in the good ole days... Also, pre-ordering 15 years ago was $5 but you still had to pay full price to play the...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    You have to be a special kind of stupid to not get A's if you are literally looking up the answers to all the questions on your tests...
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    I always laugh at that park cartoon no matter how many times I see it. Classic.
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    Black Desert

    Well shit, took my horse over to do the awakenings and hit doom on my first try of the day with +7 so I guess it was attempt 8 on this horse. Edit: Had 25 mount skill change coupons laying around and there were no t8 coursers on the market so I figured why not buy one that was only missing S...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    He probably did ask for it. Maybe she didn't wait for a response, tho.
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    Black Desert

    I had a pegasus a few years ago, got it on try number 6 or 7. Ended up selling it on one of my prior returns to the game because I just autopath to places 99% of the time anyways so really didn't need it and wanted the silver to waste on other stuff. Think i'm at 5 attempts on my current...
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    Black Desert

    Yea, you're kind of forced to use horse change coupons on t9s unless you just really don't care about getting all the skills, too. Not as much of a problem now since they seem to give mount skill change coupons fairly often in their various events and whatnot. I don't think pegs are the...
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    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    I copy pasted it from the website, i'm way too lazy to bold/enlarge stuff for things I don't really care about. You don't just get the open beta, you get early access to the open beta. A week before. So technically a closed beta, you could say.
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    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    EARLY ACCESS MARCH 17-19 OPEN BETA MARCH 24-26 PRE-PURCHASE FOR EARLY ACCESS TO THE OPEN BETA Is what their website says.
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    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    It's nothing new. "early access" games have been going on for what, 10 years now? More maybe? Rust was the first one that pops to mind for me but not sure how long that's been. Long ass time, tho. I'd say Rust was in "early access" for easily 2x as long as the released game will last...
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    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    I don't think that's true for the vast majority of people who play that game. I have always loved using the currency in that game and virtually everybody has always called me an idiot for it. Most players just save up the 80 currencies, trade them into the one generic trading one...
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    Black Desert

    Sounds like time to play pen roulette!