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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Romanian Dead Lifts will work your posterior chain and not bend your knees. I'd go with glute ham raises as well. If the deadlift position doesn't hurt, you can work in more pulls from the floor, like snatch high pulls.
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    WWYD if your girlfriend said she was on birth control but wasnt and got preggo?

    This is why my raw dog hero exploits are all one night stands + assumed name.
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    Would you ever cheat on your other half?

    Worth a read, relevant to this thread. http://www.sexatdawn.com/
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    We should go strangle some hookers.
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    Lindsey Stirling

    Nooooo, nooo she's Mormon? oh nooooo noooooo. Granted, she shows a lot of skin/where her cootchie, according to science ought to be located, for a mormon.
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    Would you ever cheat on your other half?

    I've cheated on every gf I've ever had and even some gf's that are multiplied by the square root of -1!
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    Path of Exile

    I like this idea. I'd be down. Default makes more sense to me.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    God damn I <3 the Deathwalker. He may be batshit crazy by proper society, but he lives life by his rules, which is admirable.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    People who use their facebook as a platform for self-promotion. It's always the humble brag type of shit. You were a cool dude 6 years ago when we were freshman, thanks for beating off the Whale while I made out with the chick from Art History class/I fucking tripped balls with you as a stranger...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Fat women feminists advocating fat/body acceptance really rustle my jimmies. You'll never be anything except a hideous monstrosity of blubbery flesh and misandry. Yes, gluttonous lard bucket, you'll ensnare sufficient obsequious, sunken chested males who'll be beholden to your whims on the off...
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    Pope Benedict XVI resigns

    It aint rape. It's Jesus and the Two Disciples spreading the Holy Ghost through sulfurous pits of Hell.
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    New Year's Resolution was to learn how to snatch. It has not gone to plan working out at a globo gym at 5pm.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Fat women in the club don't bother me, but the chodemeisters who socially validate them instead of shame them really rustle my jimmies.
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    EQ Never

    If my character does 25 cool attack animations when I press auto attack, I'm okay with just pressing auto attack. If my character gets another 20 attack animations when he unlocks dual wield, again okay with pressing A. If he gets anther 10, when he gets double attack, flurry, backstab or flying...
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    Things that grind your gears about shows/movies

    I want a 40 round pistol magazine as seen in most movies/tv shows. Also, bad guys who can't shoot. This shit wouldn't bother me if movies/tv show were aiming for fight scenes as art/wwe, but it's when they try to be pseudo-realistic about combat that it bugs me.
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    Christopher Dorner- Hero or Villain

    There needs to be a over/under on how many days to find Chocolate Rambo.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Well, at least she isn't an alcoholic. The world doesn't need another drunk driver!
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    Christopher Dorner- Hero or Villain

    Godspeed Chocolate Rambo.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Dull cutlery. Dull knives are 10x more dangerous than razor sharp knives. If I go to my Mom's, I know I'll have to spend 45 minutes sharpening the two damn knives I use before they're even half way to muster. Things that rustle my gf's jimmies: I'll get 10 of the spicy avocado sauce...
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    Vanguard - I don't give a fuck if it's dead, It's still brown as fuck (Download link in 1st post)

    Anyone have a rundown on how classes play out?
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Finnish lifters? finnish lifter.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Don't like the ring of Xbox 720. Xbox 4000 or Xbox 7000 sound better. And with valve entering the market with a console, I wonder how things will play out.
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    say something nice about the poster above you

    ^ beat me as the lurking champion of FoH, for 3 years running.
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    How stupid are you compared to your great gramps?

    Even more proof agriculture fucked errry'thing up. 6/10
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    2013 NFL Playoffs

    As a Niners fan, this game hurts more than my pounding kidneys from last night.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    ^ That's a good shoop. Had me goin before I realized it was where he picks up Orcirist (sp?), and it raises an important point. If you gave a swarm of orcs some assault rifles, how many Riders of Rohan could they cut down?
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    WarCraft (2016)

    I don't see this ending well.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Rob Zombie's - The Lords of Salem

    I experience cognitive dissonance when looking at Zombie and when he speaks.
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    WarCraft (2016)

    I would say Michael Clark Duncan would make a good Thrall, but I just remembered he died.
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    The Elder Scrolls Online

    ^ or you can be a cool kid and buy all of those for 60 bucks, 2 years after they've all been released.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    gets me every time.
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    EQ Never

    Minecraft + EQ... I can tunnel my way to this asshole?!?
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    What European country do you profile as?

    Norway.
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    Ultimate Failure

    Lumie, on credit,built a command bunker somewhere in the Pacific Northwest. He didn't have to make payments until 2013.
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    Planetside 2

    I kinda despise the mobile, roving, musical chair zergs that PS2 can morph into. I think they need to change the way continents are capped. You ought to be able to capture a continent by capturing all the amp/bio/tech. What is there? 9 major bases on each continent? Instead of the minor...
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    The Elder Scrolls Online

    Years of disappointment have attuned FoH denizens' noses to the wafts of shit emanating out of developers' hype.
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    Planetside 2

    Fighting for The Crown feels like PS2's version of Nuketown, Dust2, or 2fort. Right now, I log on whichever one of my characters is at a fight for The Crown, preferably defending.