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  1. Xeldar

    New Years Resolutions 2013

    exit cacoon mode, become social. The break-up was in 2010 for fuck's sake!
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    What's your poison?

    this thread has liquor that I enjoy + am drinking. Listening to Alabama Shakes, guess what I'm drinking?
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    Kid finds porn on his Nintendo DS, Dad cries

    5-6 was about the age I started watching Baywatch because of Pamela Anderson.
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    EQ Never

    What about level restrictions to certain zones?
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    Planetside 2

    After spending Christmas Eve and Christmas playing this, I'm left with the distinct flavor of pay-to-win in my mouth. PS feels like a $30-40 dollar game that is trying to get you to spend hundreds to be competitive in. Hell, if I could spend $40 to have every upgrade/sidegrade, I'd buy it. If...
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    The Jedi were wrong

    The only thing I can conclude is there is enough wood in Lucas' dialogue to build a house + an outhouse and maybe a 4000 BC Egyptian boat.
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    Does Goliath still have a penis?

    Selling out your e-friends for puss, the guild destroyer since '99.
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    EQ Never

    ^ raises my point with EQ. In West Commons, I'd hide inside buildings from Hill Giants; thinking I'd out-smarted them. They'd of course aggro and hit me through the building. The point is this, there was mystery in EverQuest. Unfortunately, I do not think the mystery of EverQuest (from roughly...
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    The Jedi were wrong

    Wakandan's just high on metachlorians.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    That wall being a completely blocked artery in Martin's heart.
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    The Jedi were wrong

    You mean Lucas' dynamic, eloquent dialogue never explored this theme?
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    Does Goliath still have a penis?

    Fuckin' Trantasia up in here. Dem some attractive trannies... with bigger dicks than me.
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    Do you sneak into movies?

    Still sneak into movies as a mid 20's something. First movie I snuck into was "The Substitute" couldn't get tix because it was R. So throughout my early adolescence I'd get pg movie tix and sneak into R rated movies. As an adult, it's just habitualized to see 2 movies in a row. Movie theaters...
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    EQ Never

    lol I remember in Aduentus we'd start fighting Aerist in Ssraezsha Temple. Usually we had some Dark Defiant WArriors with us. If we started winning, Zephyros would show up. If Zephyros showed up, Ancient Dawn would show up. If Ancient Dawn showed up, they'd kill DDW + Zephyros. If we started...
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    2012 NFL Season

    The great thing about having a Dad born when Detroit started losing (ie the last 50 some odd years) is he feels bad for Sanders, Johnson and Stafford for being drafted by a team permanently mired in its own shit.
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    When I first started to squat a year ago, I was on gallon of milk of day. Holy anal fire.
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    EQ F2P- Returning Players & Current Content

    Have tank merc + heal merc, at the bottom next to the stone door thingamajig, there's 2 fast spawning gargoyles + 2-3 roamers that come by. Position your troops with back on the wall and... free afk AA. Ran out of shit to buy at 59 w/ around 150AA. Can only save 30 AA.
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    Well, now what?

    Best bet for The Return of The Vision would be in a indie game. If I were a publisher, I wouldn't drop 100 mill trying to make EQ Next.
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    Red99

    red99 brings out the inner 4chan troll in all of us.
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    EQ Never

    ^ Tipp was the best drunk guild master. Shit, I can remember when Arcane Circle, Chaos Overlords, and Black Sun merged to form XK`V.
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    Gun control

    Homicide is the 15th leading cause of death in America.http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvsr/nvsr60/nvsr60_03.pdf How much liberty for welfare are you willing to trade to make firearm-related homicides lower on the list?
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    Does Goliath still have a penis?

    Godspeed on your quest.
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    Would you want to know?

    You can already pierce the veil of God and stare into the gaping maw of infinity. It's called large, ego destroying doses of DMT, LSD, mushrooms, ayahuasca, or ketamine + a deprivation tank. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Lilly
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    Deity selection

    That'd be Abrahamic. Personally, I choose Mithra.
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    The Wolverine

    put on 10-15 lbs of lean body mass in 2 months? trenbolone acetate.
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    EQ F2P- Returning Players & Current Content

    Killing shit in The Hole has been fun for me. In the process of killing shit in The Hole, I learned you can jump all the fuck way down into The Hole, and not 32k dmg or get DT'd! While killing down towards temple, I listened to Hole (felt appropriate). In the process of listening to Hole while...
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    The Dream Thread

    My most recurring hated dream as a kid: Nightmare that my whole family gets off'd and I wake up as I'm about to be offed in the back of a U-haul. Recent re-occuring dreams as an adult: My ex-gf and I are about to hook-up and a) she tells me I'm not ready yet, b) her now bf shows up (thanks...
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    EQ F2P- Returning Players & Current Content

    Christ are AAs fast to get, boxing a 59 mage/bard (what should I 3rd box with it?) and I just afk'ed at bottom of The Hole, went to bed, came back to 30 AA's saved (can't go over; never knew about this).
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    Oblivion - Tom Cruise goes WALL-E

    He may worship a different God than I, but he does his own stunts and god damn can he Hollywood-run.
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    Movies That Would Be Made, If You Could Make It Happen

    How many good video game movies are there? Mortal Kombat was fun and so was Resident Evil, but have there been any else?
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    Gun control

    I was just curious what your implicit assumptions were.
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    Gun control

    Realpolitik argument for gun-control: I'm a power hungry female liberal senator who wants hegemony while wearing heels. The faction that virulently opposes my ascent is distinctly, Southern, gun-owning and male. By subverting liberty in the name of welfare, I can be seen as a) heroine and b)...
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    2012 NFL Season

    The real crux of profession football is, you can win with a mediocre or below-average player at any position, except quarter back.
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    Gun control

    Why?
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    Gun control

    Deaths per 100k citizens, drug overdose: 12. Source:http://www.cdc.gov/homeandrecreation...inkillerod.pdf Deaths per 100k citizens, gun homicide: 3.7. Source:http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/homicide.htm Death per 100k citizens, motor vehicles: 11.2 ...
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    Well, now what?

    I am no longer the target market for AAA MMOs. Conversely, if you transported my mid 20's self back to March '99, I'd never pick-up EverQuest. I'd be talking about some MUD I'd been playing since I was 12, and between gulps of mountain dew, I'd be complaining on lycos about 3d graphics ruining...
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    EQ F2P- Returning Players & Current Content

    Playing as an ole' mage/bard named Lickeroo/Lickaroo. ~42/43. With how OP these skelatal mercs are, I think I must go try to slay Naggy.
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    Remakes: What would you like to see?

    Road Rash add in some hooker banging + meth running and it's easily GOTY.