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  1. Xeldar

    JJ Abrams to direct new Star Wars movie

    Abrams can shoot himself some action sci-fi.
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    Vanguard - I don't give a fuck if it's dead, It's still brown as fuck (Download link in 1st post)

    Imagine spending 2,000 dollars to enjoy the experience of a lifetime: Too Much Brown. Is it orange? Nope. Green? Nope. It's motherfucking Brown!
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    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Is that...
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    Electronic Dance Music

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    The Superpower Thread

    The Jimmy Rustler: Caught in a neutron explosion through the internet, whenever my jimmies are rustled I turn into a gorilla who can only speak Klingon. Perfect Pitch: Using the Necromanica, Olive Garden bread sticks, and Ted Williams' severed frozen head, I infuse my body with Williams'...
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    HBO: Masters of the Air

    8th Airforce gonna get fucked up.
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    Planetside 2

    So I woke up this morning still drunk, hopped in my prowler with HE + side armor and had 40+ kills before I had to take a beershit. Not that I'm t3h l337 skilled, there's just some imbalanced shit where you can easily kill whore.
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    EQ Never

    On Vallon Zek, raiding guilds had an agreement if you died in pvp combat, or zoned to get away from a fight, you had to Loot N scoot for an hour. Furthermore, battle rezzing was a nono.
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    EQ Never

    I just want pvp as a means to handle player disputes over finite resources. Instancing, is a non-pvp solution to the majority of player disputes. I like AE-the-fuck-out-the-first-cunt-to-enter-Seb, personally,
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    EQ F2P- Returning Players & Current Content

    The Hole. I've spent more time there than I ever will in actual Hole.
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    The Superpower Thread

    3&4, I'll be in the NBA until I died. I'd be more agile at 90 then at 30.
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    Retro and New Video Game Picture/Video Thread

    My first MMOG
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    New Years Resolutions 2013

    Stop masturbating to Chinese midget, excuse me, Chinese little people porn.
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    Notre Dame Manti Te'o dead girlfriend a hoax

    Bottom line: Who fucking cares? Does he 'owe' the public an explanation? Not really. Will the sports media demand an explanation? Yes. Were his actions that of a Brony/Btard/Robot? Yes.
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    Paleo 101: How and why you should eat like a Caveman

    It's why I switched to black tar heroin. My diet demanded it.
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    Gun control

    http://www.npr.org/blogs/itsallpolit...ebate?roundtwo
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    2013 NFL Playoffs

    http://www.slate.com/articles/sports...st_denver.html
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    World War Z

    Fast moving blob zombies? Would could be more terrifying? If Zombies learned how to tie themselves together to form Zombie Gundam.
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    EQ Never

    Qwerty, how many hours of xp would you lose in your version of EQnext upon death?
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    EQ Never

    Anyone ever think Brad's Vision came about the same way Coleridge's Kubla Khan came about or everything by Hendrix? Just the ethereal message of Puff the Magic Dragon does not translate well through the median of video games?
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    Why hide the screenshots and rickshaw forums?

    c'mon bro, 2 more posts. You can do it!
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    Gun control

    ^ And that's how we got Homeland Security. Not to be confused with Vaterland Security. That was the Gestapo.
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    Fucked up Dreams Thread

    I have a repeating dream where my raid manage to finally kill The Dragon and I win the roll for the Pegasus Feather Cloak of Flames, and I get that intense dopamine surge that fat EQ loot could only bring, and as I'm clicking the dragon's corpse, I wake up.
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    EQMac Now Free to Play

    Some people really get off on rustling online jimmies.
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    Gun control

    If right to bear arms, means arms. Why are some arms banned and others aren't? I can't own a fully automatic machine gun, but I can own a handgun? Isn't this line arbitrary? What is the criterion for drawing the line for 'arms'? Is the line motivated by technocratic number crunchers (ie if you...
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    Podcasts Misc

    My brain makes no sense. Neil Degrasse Tyson has a podcast? Listen to it? Nope. NDT on Joe Rogan Experience? ERRRMAGEERRRRRDDDDD NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON.
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    Boil the Frog

    Gogol Bordello => Bela Bartok, 8 songs. Bieber => Iron Butterfly, 23 songs.
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    EQ Never

    Please let my ogres and trolls be fatter than fat fucks.
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    Django Unchained

    Sam Jackson. Dicaprio, Waltz are all deserving of a nod. Best supporting male could easily be everyone supporting male from Django.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Yes, I would be quite fond of you raping me.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    The Plutonians will not let this slight go unpunished.
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    House of Blues - Offical Thread of the Blues

    No Cab Calloway? Cab Calloway.
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    Django Unchained

    It's the KKK's-proto/beta-head-wear-like-Spiderman's-getup-when-he-first-starts-fighting-crime-in-sewn-together-pajamas.
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    EQ Never

    My idea of EQN with a cash shop: Just died and lost 49 on Seafury island? For 500 SC, you can be automatically rezzed! Tired of mana regenning slowly? Need HP buffs? Run fast? For 200 sc get a heroic bond/clarity/sow potion for the whole group.
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    Gun control

    Plus if you're filthy Montana Max rich you can never be batshit crazy, just eccentric.
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    Zero Dark Thirty (2012)

    The only scene in the movie I did not get (I'm a low brow curmudgeon who moonlights as a troglodyte) was the end where the protagonist is crying in the back of the transport. Why is she crying? Because her friend died? Because she indirectly killed women? Because she successfully turned at...
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    Planetside 2

    After playing more, I think my biggest gripe with PS2 is death/killing someone is meaningless with a Sundy or respawn point nearby (why the zerg is an unstoppable brute force). Hopefully, they release a mechanic/server where if I die it takes X time to respawn at that grid. Y time to spawn at an...
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    EQ Never

    FoH forums is primarily a demographic which enjoys our Skinner Box Lever to shock us more often than it releases cheese. This, makes the cheese taste that much better. Unfortunately, our 15 bucks are the same as the group which likes the Skinner Box Lever to distribute cheese, and only...
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    Cloud Atlas (2012)

    I like this a helluva lot better than Captain. Whiteknight Save-a-hoe. Personally, I found it to be a huge cluster-fuck. The vignettes were smashed together and I never developed any emotional connection to the characters. Interesting premise, though.