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I thought that the boy was on a JCVD movie glut. Took a few episodes for me to realize it was a show from what I was seeing every time I glanced back- it is incredibly well-shot for TV. If you like action parodies and JCVD you will love this show. Guy really doesn't mind taking the piss out of...

I enjoy what little interaction I have with the opposite sex just fine. 99.9% of the time, whatever sexual subtext that might be going on is, in fact, irrelevant. No, it doesn't matter or bother me that men are nice and friendly to me, and no, I do not assume every man that is nice and friendly...

Maybe. In all seriousness, I got detoured here instead of posting in another thread I've been fantasizing about beating people to death with baseball bats, you want to help me work that out?

Only time I've had it work was when there was a racial divide that kept things completely non-sexual (Re: asian dudes that only date asian girls.) Otherwise, never really had any reason to kid myself on the other person's motivations.

Saw it, had a general wafting feel of 'something isn't right' the entire movie. Thought it was because it was a pretty shallow puddle in terms of the story it was trying to tell, or maybe because the stand-alone parts (Ie., the stuff that wasn't directly from The Room) didn't seem all that...

The best part about always telling the truth is that you never have to 'keep track' of the bullshit you try to tell people.

'Marketed for women?' Yeah-ah okay buddy. Because they'll be turning out in droves to see a movie starring a neotenized huge-eyed girlbot. Here's hoping there's several more passes on the CGI before release, but there's no fixing that floaty sort've Disney styling. It works in animation, looks...

I'm voting that it is actually zyzyzyzyzyzz, because MM having a post history that is 75% ':emoji_fork_knife_plate::emoji_poop::emoji_coffin::emoji_gay_pride_flag:' is strangely apropos

What's Matthew Mccougnahanahay's account name, want to send him pictures of my dick

My mom and dad are awesome, but been running into a similar problem with them lately (mostly through my mother). Boy works 60-70 hours a week, I work 25 hours at the store and aim for 20-25 hours of work at home. For the past six months or so, barring a Monday or Tuesday here and there, we...

A+++ Royal Blood/Queens last night. Was a little worried they were only going to do shit from Villians but they opened with If I Had A Tail and did something from evvvvery album. Incredible encore with Lost My Headache. Well worth dealing with the sea of Boston humanity.

Portugal. The last batch of fires they were also under the impression it was arson, iirc.

They couldn't exactly put a that track as the opening number to this shit-heap, it would've been both false advertising for the mood of the entire movie (dumb shit and explosions). I know a lot of people rag on Skyfall because it lingered on origins and humanizing 007, but honestly that was the...

She may be gender-fluid. Micaela one day, Michael the next. Either way your brother is probably taking it up the ass.

Tumblrites gobbling up Boyega's shit is what made me hate him. gifsets that are 8 gifs long, all of his face, and he's making the same fucking face in every one. ??????

That's what kind of blasting my ass about the whole thing. Initially, prior to the announcement when I did start floating marriage idea, the answer was the same. ''Wanna get married but don't wanna do the thing? Elope and we'll cut you a check." Now all the sudden that it's official they're...

Feel bad for saying so, but it totally is about the money. There's going to be a family celebration no matter what, but spending thousands on unnecessary things like an all-night open bar and silly wedding accoutrements just takes away from what money's left over to be given. Money that is going...

Oh no, we aren't paying a dime outside of the obvious things like dressage and grooming. I'm a trust baby. The money for the wedding was set aside before I hit puberty.

It wasn't exactly toward to go 'YEAH BUT I AINT GOT INSURANCE' when we made the announcement, so we held off on telling my parents/sis about the situation until this weekend. They reacted in a pretty standard way- they're perfectly fine with his dad/dad's wife not being there, given all the...

So, 11 years in we finally announced to the fam that we're getting married. Was given two options- big ass wedding a la my sister's, or parents will cut a check for the difference in what they'd pay for a smaller, more intimate event. Going with the second as I don't really have that much...

Been playing this co-op with two friends, having an awesome time with it. Gripes are largely minor and have been stated, though I will emphasize that I think they went a little too overboard with the ground effects and the interaction between fields and spells. Have had to reload more than a few...

66 minutes of a 120 minute run time occupied only by Jennifer Lawrence's face. No thanks.

Love the undead inclusion. Made my solo character, was playing an elf cleric in a 3 man we got going last night. The poison wand is OP as hell. You spent a point auto-attacking ontop of Fane and he's got automatic heals for the rest of the fight.

She does it because she knows she can get away with it. I'm speaking from experience. I grew up as a complete fucking slob. I think its one of those funny things that might alternate generations. My mom kept an immaculate household and of course I was brought up to clean up after my own shit...

Don't do it, then. Let her deal with the shame and embarrassment of not doing what she's supposed to do and having people judge her for it, maybe it'll be a nice wake-up call.

Never go full retard

Spot reserved I guess, hit post too early

Maybe?

Grandfather lived in Sebastian FL up until a little while ago. I remember being down there when a storm came through and the road outside turning into a river. Parents are going off yesterday about how he'd be fine if he was down there, because 'the house was constructed out of brick.' Didn't...

Yeaaaaah.

Radical. Good news, then.

Amending what I said before. Family down in PR saying shit went on lock-down, the ghost-town stage. Bayamon/San Juan metro low-lying areas are going to get it rough if it's the 10-15 surge they're forecasting.

Puerto Rico is used to this kind of shit. Obviously something of this unprecedented scale is new, but a certain amount of mindfulness went into infrastructure considering the majority of your population lives on northern/eastern coast. A few Cat 3s rolled through when I lived there. Most high...

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