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  1. Zaara

    The Kink Thread (Semi-NSFW)

    Yeah, sort've a hard sell, that. I dropped the whole 'hey buddy did you know you had a prostate' beguilements a few times and got a hard no.
  2. Zaara

    Weather

    So he's fired now, right?
  3. Zaara

    The Kink Thread (Semi-NSFW)

    I don't bother asking people to send me pictures they take because then random people know your e-mail/phone. Only other pictures I have are from 2 years ago but were taken by a 6'5 person. I'm 5'3. If I find one that doesn't make me look like a gremlin maybe I'll toss it up.
  4. Zaara

    The Kink Thread (Semi-NSFW)

    Boring here. I dabbled in fetish culture a bit in college but honestly, besides some of the clothes and whatnot, it really didn't do it for me. Mental instability and general creepiness is a turn-off so it wasn't going to be a thing. Still like costuming and getting dressed up, though. I don't...
  5. Zaara

    Queens of the Stone Age - Villains

    Got the silly deluxe vinyl. After giving it a few more listen-throughs I've started to like it a bit more. Nice that they pulled back a tiny bit from Like Clockwork, as good as that was. Josh Homme can ape Bowie and throw in eensy bitty Ronson-does-Kyuss for the next 3 albums and I'd be okay...
  6. Zaara

    The Fermi Paradox -- Where is everybody?

    Look, man, if I wanted to get into spaghetti space arguments with you I could namedrop random quantum mechanics bits and state thereoretical nonsequitors too. All the shit supposedly possible within realms of spooky quantum science is completely detached from you, your physics, the Newtownian...
  7. Zaara

    The Fermi Paradox -- Where is everybody?

    Everyone already stated it, but people who whine about the paradox's conclusion ('So where are they, then, those billions of planets with life?') are fundamentally incapable of processing the space and time between us and everything else in the universe. The average human brain is by and large...
  8. Zaara

    Star Trek: Discovery

  9. Zaara

    Weather

    The Wikipedia article for Hurricane Katrina is interesting, in that you can see someone tried to fuck with the information about the widespread looting and the clusterfuck at the Superdome. Uncited references to the looting and pillaging being 'greatly exaggerated', that people were 'only...
  10. Zaara

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    New thing: people walking in the streets, with traffic, ignoring the fact they are blocking said traffic, because not one of these poor motherfuckers has a car and needs to take it out on everyone else by 'defying' status quo by walking 4 feet away from the sidewalks. Running 6 deep with your...
  11. Zaara

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't see how his wife could be operating under the assumption that she's some great catch.
  12. Zaara

    The Astronomy Thread

    And thereby, hundreds and hundreds of new welfare/aid recipients because they made themselves go blind staring at the goddamn sun
  13. Zaara

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    When I was a wee nipper this fat lady and her greasy boyfriend moved into the apartment overhead. Their bedroom was over mine. The bed squeaking didn't bother me so much (he was nothing if not...consistent), but after some point there would be this weird fucking vibration coming through the...
  14. Zaara

    The Emoji Movie (2017)

    I don't get it what he's saying. Is he throwing a tantrum because the movie sucks?
  15. Zaara

    Alien: Covenant (2017)

    The entire sequence with the classic xenomorph and the girl on the crane was just so fucking bad. Yeah, I get it, CGI makes it so you can have spaceships and aliens and a lady flying around all crazy and shit, but it was actually boring to watch. We've seen the same thing getting repeated in all...
  16. Zaara

    Ready Player One

    Edit: forgot I already said my bit on this.
  17. Zaara

    Stephen King's The Dark Tower

    Well, that's disappointing.
  18. Zaara

    Guild Wars 2

    I don't PVE, can only comment on PvP stuff. WvW tanked. The new Conquest map they came out with is an absolute dud that nobody queues for (reasonable idea in copying a second-rate MOBA, horrible in execution.) sPvP's...alright, I guess. They've been pretty good about cycling the metas season to...
  19. Zaara

    One million dollars!

    Neat!
  20. Zaara

    One million dollars!

    31 Windy Cross Lane, Rangeley, Maine.
  21. Zaara

    Phobia of flying...what to take?

    You better practice crying like a bitch, then. Don't know if you've ever seen someone have a full-blown panic attack but it's not cute.
  22. Zaara

    Guild Wars 2

    The page may have been buggered yesterday because it was so soon after the announce. I don't know the logistics of it but their store on the website is sometimes effected by the same maintenance that brings down the TP.
  23. Zaara

    Phobia of flying...what to take?

    I've had a phobia of air travel after a spooky incident that happened during landing approach at TF Green. It started out as just being batshit scared every time I took a flight (was flying to and from the States 3+ times a year), and evolved into the full blown deal. Panic attacks in the middle...
  24. Zaara

    Guild Wars 2

    It's just funnier when everybody's on foot.
  25. Zaara

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    The magically teleporting characters bothered me before, but the time crunch on this is getting ridiculous. Dany's sitting up in her rock room for a span of time that encapsulates: -The interception of Yara's fleet -The Unsullied ships sailing around the continent to Casterly Rock -The...
  26. Zaara

    Guild Wars 2

    Yeah, HoT was rough. I'm just happy because it means a temporary boost the pool of people queueing PvP. That turned into a really shallow puddle this last season.
  27. Zaara

    Star Trek: Discovery

    No offense bro but that's a whole lot of random anti-SJW shit to blow out of your ass based on a trailer. I have no plans to watch it either but maybe you should dial back on the fantasized hysterics until you watch it.
  28. Zaara

    RIP Chester Bennington

    Gorrilaz' debut album sold 7 mil, around 18 mil total across 5 albums.
  29. Zaara

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Licensed therapist calling one of the clients of a joint therapy session to actually talk shit about the other one. Lady's a hack. You haven't been doing this long enough to have her express doubts about the efficacy of her therapy, much less in a manner so unprofessional as a fucking phone...
  30. Zaara

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Haven't seen it yet, looking forward to having to listen to a (justified) angry speech about how they're wasting screen time with dumb, useless shit.
  31. Zaara

    Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018)

    Maybe 'pedo' as in mako's adult actor didn't look like an adult to phazael?
  32. Zaara

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Women did and said things that fell under the increasingly bloated umbrella of 'shit women characters can't say without triggering the fuck out of me', let's bitch about it for pages and not see the irony
  33. Zaara

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  34. Zaara

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    30 years of MGS
  35. Zaara

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  36. Zaara

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  37. Zaara

    2017 Emmy Nominations and Awards

    Was a pretty shitty year for TV, tell you what
  38. Zaara

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You live in an age of convenience. We buy dishwashers and washing machines and vacuum cleaners for a reason. This isn't the 1950s where a housewife could have being a home maker be a full time job, but don't underestimate the amount of hours a person has to spend keeping a house actually...