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    Dungeons & Dragons (2022)

    Those were probably the first novels I ever read. Definitely the first series and definitely the first of whatever you call this genre. But I didn't recognize that was what you were talking about until I saw the name Lloyd Alexander because I didn't remember prydain (I always called them the...
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    Futurama

    Is this more AI art?
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    What tickles your pickle

    when I go offshore, I can usually find a place to sit or stand on the rail and look at the ocean and not see anything else. No other rigs, no boats, and obviously no land. Gives me the illusion of being out there all alone. It's even better at night.
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    The D&D thread

    I thought he said this was his first campaign to DM, but he's done other adventures and has been playing for a while. All I know for sure is he said we'd be able to control when we turn and when we die as the wolf we'd revert back to human form with whateve HPs we had when we turned. He also...
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    The D&D thread

    It's my first campaign so I wouldn't know either way. I've played like 4 AL one shots, 2 non AL one shots, and now we're 3 sessions into it with this group.
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    UNO rules question

    Bro, there's not much ambiguity. Take a few breaths and reread it. It says in plain english that the player has until the next player has taken his turn. If you want ambiguity you can argue over whether that means the next player has to play a card or if drawing one is good enough.
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    The D&D thread

    I'm already calling it a gift.
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    The D&D thread

    I'm in a 5e campaign and I just got turned into a werewolf. I'm trying to decide if I want to lean into this or get cured in the next town. Anyone got any insight on playing a werewolf? It looks like the wolf has worse AC than me, but about 50ish hps whereas I as a lvl 3 bard only have about...
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    The Mandalorian

    Have you seen how fat favreau is? No way.
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    The Mandalorian

    Is that guy an actual actor or a member of the RL 501st? I think most of them are 501st cosplayers and if he is too, maybe he just couldn't deliver the line.
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    Dating

    I actually use soap for showering. It really increases the effectiveness. So that means the soap is there for the shower sex. I'm not sure if any gets deep in her vag because she's got natural lubrication in there.
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    Dating

    The soap we use is pretty slippery. Maybe you have really hard water.
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    What tickles your pickle

    that is a good story. I probably would have told the father not to worry about the money just have the kid do the work.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    We know retards have retard strength. Maybe retard dick is a thing too.
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    RL Picture Thread

    Because he hangs upside down and cries about how much his life sucks.
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    Dating

    Maybe if we had a tankless water heater. But there's no way the hot water would last long enough. I hate coconuts. The smell makes me gag. I suspect I'm allergic to them but since I can't get past the smell I don't eat it very often.
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    Dating

    I think they're guessing when it comes to Testosterone. Doctor said I had low T and I had no symptoms at all. So I went on a couple of treatments just to see. Gels didn't work, weekly shots did, but I felt no different at all. All they did was get my numbers up. My wife was worried it would...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I used to know all those special searches. I can't remember what it's called but I think it's related to Grep. A buddy of mine taught it to me. He used to use those modifiers to search for porn. He'd find tons of pics that people had on the web, unsecured, but not actually posted anywhere...
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    Dating

    There's nothing wrong with a sample full of strippers.
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    Dating

    Except in this case you're the green haired moldy locks chanting ACAB. I'm not even sure what you're suggesting. That I know no women? That I only know 1 token woman?
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    Dating

    Definitely give it a few dates. I've had girls grow on me because of their personality.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    God, I hate reddit. Can I seek out a woman with aids and fuck her instead? I mean, if I'm going to get aids, I might as well enjoy it. I have to give UPS some credit though. When I redirect with Fedex it always takes days. They say it will take 1-2 days and they'll send me a text when...
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    Dating

    I don't know wha'ts funnier. That you think women know what they want, or that they would tell you. I was also going to tell you to stop using tinder if you don't want hookups, but that's already been said. I used ehamony and had good luck. I think paying for the service weeds out the people...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Explain to her that Uncle Sam needs people who speak russian to fight the russians.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Since when? I've had at least 2 fedex packages diverted to a pickup location in the past year. No extra charge and while I don't remember how I did it, I know it wasn't a pain in the ass. I also don't think I have account with them. They text me updates and I'm pretty sure I clicked a link...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Goddamn Fucking UPS. I ordered some liquor so a signature is required. Fine, that's not their fault. But they come to deliver and claim I'm not home when I am. I'll give them a pass because I was in the shop. It's possible they knocked, but they didn't look very hard is all I'm saying...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Did they trailer their bikes into town or ride them in?
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    That doesn't sound like a 1000 year journey. Pretty sure that could be done by this weekend if I really wanted it. Maybe a little longer if I wanted them to both happen together every time.
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    The dog don't smoke?
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    The Mandalorian

    Yeah another thing pulled from legends. Han and Lando dealt with them first. Apparently there are things that live in hyperspace. And like was mentioned, foreshadowing of ezra and thrawn since they were taken away by one of them. Last I heard he refused to wear blue makeup. My wife asked...
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    Star Wars: The Bad Batch

    I was told scorch was in The Outpost and I don't see him. Did anyone else see where he showed up?
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    History of the World, Part II

    Watched the first ep. I got a drunk history vibe too, but I'm going to keep watching. I do wish they'd do it in longer pieces like I remember the original being. It's silly comedy though and that's what the original was. I'd say it's more like The Kentucky Fried Movie than the original...
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    Dungeons & Dragons (2022)

    I expect it to be garbage. But I'm going to watch it anyway to see what temperature the garbage is.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Can we all take a moment to laugh that the name of the judge who let the ugly teacher off (though this is Australia so maybe she's a victoria 10) is named smallwood.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    That's reasonable. That's why we have 2 different words for it. Pedos are technically only fucking pre-pubescent kids. The other category is something like ephebophile. I'm not looking it up to see if I spelled that right.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Oh fuck yeah if they will serve you, do it. I signed up with tachus and requested service half a dozen times now. I would use them in a heartbeat to get away from my cable company. I have no other reasonably fast options. Satellite internet always sucked but it looks tempting sometimes. I...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

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    Cheated out of my youth

    Reading the article, sounds like the judge is saying 16 is the age of consent and he's not sure the law applies unless there is a child involved. I love how this is kicking off again now that the zoom classroom bullshit is over.
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    What tickles your pickle

    Make it a pic of him on the wheaties box though.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    The bigger your compressor, the better it works. I looked into one for my reloading room because normal vacuums cause a lot of static electricity buildup and I knew i was going to spill some powder. I don't remember what's recommended, but if all you have is a pancake compressor, it won't...