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Fuck yeah, teacher of the year. How do you think she got those votes? Fat asian though, so going to jail for life.

just found out patron has discontinued my favorite adult beverage. I don't know why, but it's only been around for a few years and most people have never heard if it, so i'm guessing poor sales because of no advertising. Roca Patron. Before it came out my goto was Patron Silver. i'm not...

I continue to be pissed off that these nudes are not publicly available. How the fuck are they keeping them secret?

Yeah what brozak said. It's a cheap trick they pull so the number your bidding is smaller and you don't realize what you're actually paying. Most of the time when an auction house uses it, they use it on all lots with more than one item. Often times even if the items are no where near equal...

Just bought some ammo at an online auction. 3 boxes and I didn't realize they were doing that bullshit 3X the money thing until after the bid was finalized. Nobody else fell for the fuckery so the overpriced ammo is now mine.

I was going to picard him till i read that line.

I think we need pics of the neighbor and her dog as proof. Not fucking the dog necessarily, but she must walk him.

The question says hottest transwoman. That's subjective as hell. If he needs his twig and berries to be hot to you, then there's your answer. Speaking of subjective, I don't believe gender can be changed, so a trans woman is imaginary. To fuck the granny, I'm going to need to know she's...

FTFY. You were close. If a dog attacks a person and does damage (so this doesn't apply to poodles), it'll get called a pit bull. That lab was clearly a pit bull mix.

If not for the typo at the end, I would have guessed this was generated by AI.

Probably too many people voting for both. I voted only for bacon because with bacon as an option, there is no second choice.

All part of the interview process. Do they want a candidate who can't find the right link?

they also have motion detectors. The one my wife just bought has both of those options.

I think it needs to be an alliteration to take hold. Dollars to dildos? Dollars to d-rings? I guess it doesn't have to be US money. Pesos to pickles? Euros to urine?

I thought that said erections at first.

If you wanna fuck it in the butt, the state of it's front-hole makes no difference.

You might want to check the weight rating on your chairs bro.

Yeah I'm going to keep using it till someone comes up with a replacement. Dollars to bullets? Dollars to Primers? How about dollars to Ramen? How much does that shit cost now?

OK so then any dog over 40 lbs doesn't belong in society? Nor does any cat. Purse dogs only in Tuco's suburbia.

Those tools wouldn't have worked against a miniature poodle if the poodle didn't want to be controlled. Pretty much any animal kept as a pet will be too fast.

If he'd showed up to the second day of fireman axe swinging class, they would have covered how the pointy edge is the one you want to use in that situation.

4. Didn't you see the man squirting them with the water hose? I'm guessing that was the owner since they wound up inside the fence with him. He looks like he's going to get raped in prison a lot. Also, it was 2 pitbulls. If the second one wasn't there they could have pinned down the first...

Well, we don't really need help at defensive tackle ..... so yeah, no doubt. Go ahead and slap a star on his prison uniform.

How much training do you think a fireman gets in axe swinigng? Like, is it a full semester long course? Do they train daily for years to attain the rank of master axe swinger? I bet it's a lot more like "Here's an axe, we use it to do this. Grab an axe and go do the thing. Congrats...

Was working with a cute girl last week. She looked to be in her 20's so not too hard to still look good. But she had the ugliest laugh and it amused the everloving fuck out of me. When she laughed, her head would go back (not tilt back, just move back) which made her chin disappear. Then her...

Why don't they allow prison inmates internet access? It would pacify the fuck out of them. They'd all be braindead zombies just like any millennial walking around with their heads in their phones. Plus it would give you another avenue of punishment to take away their internet access. Only...

If this wasn't the grown up section I would mention that you could always start rumors about him.

Try pretending you're white next time. Works surprisingly well.

Was it Austin? In most parts of Texas, 50% of the male bystanders would be armed.

I just finished season 1 a week ago, 2 at the most and I didn't know season 2 was out either. that is really bad advertising when you don't even tell people who are watching the show about season 2.

How much does it know about us? Can it write a poem about tanoomba in the style of boozecube? If it just responds with :emoji_fork_knife_plate::emoji_poop::emoji_coffin::emoji_gay_pride_flag: I will be terrified.

How would the cheatriots know what the seachickens were doing? What, exactly, are, you, suggesting?

I missed some news. Payton is coaching again?

Challenge accepted.

Great analogy. Because I don't give a fuck about charities just like you don't give a fuck about her. I do, however, give 100% to my marriage. I'm sad for her that she fell for a sociopath.

If you do that she will think in the back of her mind that she can wear him down. The talk will do no good. If he did then he wouldn't only care about how a relationship would benefit him. He'd see making her happy as a benefit in itself. That may not be enough to overcome the negatives...

Move the goalposts much? You got BTFO by an AI twice.

i keep hoping he'll take a page from Brady's book and start signing team friendly contracts.

I was wondering about that. I didn't hear they had recinded that rule. I assumed they were just letting them get away with it because they weren't being obvious like the refrigerator picking the guy up and toting him across the line. (Is that what happened? It's how I remember it but it...

We have a murder pact in place. When the time comes to end this, one of us will kill the other. Divorce is not an option. BTW a bangmaid is not the future. We were doing that shit 40 years ago.