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Why the new thread? did it get another season? Hope so, I liked it. Skinny black dude was the gay. Don't think there was a lesbo unless the girl in pink becomes one. No troonies but the main actress in the center is definitely impersonated by cross dressers somewhere. You should watch the...

This is my fault. I didn't realize you were high when I tried to make sense of your post and asked for clarification. yah man south park and family guy are totally older than simpsons man. groovy.

yup it's gotta be fucking grueling. Even more so for the writers. Surely they don't work all year though.

huh? Do you mean total episodes added together? Because neither is anywhere near as old as the simpsons. Their clock starts with the Tracey Ulman Show in the mid 80's. It was a least a decade before either of those other 2 showed up. Whats mind blowing is when you look at the numbers for...

Yes. All shows get canceled eventually. Except for the handful that haven't been canceled yet.

Watched Episode 1. So is this going to be like kung fu or the hulk where she goes town to town every week taking on odd jobs and helping strangers solve problems? If so, I'm in 100%.

Really, spelljammer? I played a couple sessions and that shit is hot garbage. How the fuck are we flying around space and still using melee weapons? Your ship has a catapult and a ballista and it can dash based on the pilots abilities. who am I kidding, I'd probably watch hoping it was a...

Technically not a movie and she's not 100% true to the DnD Barbarian, but she's pretty close.

That's one of my top movies of all time. I only saw it once and barely remember anything about it, but it was great. Went to a chicks place, she started it up, and during the opening credits she said "I've already seen this, can I suck your dick?" So she blew me though the entire movie. No...

Is that 100k total value or 100k more than your strike price?

I'll have to remember this next time I pull the "wrong hole" trick. sorry babe, I didn't mean to heavily lube up your asshole then slowly ram my cock in there while ignoring your shouts and holding on to you tight enough keep you from escaping. That's only second degree sodomy.

To be clear, I knew going in that I was too close to the source material and hollywood takes liberties with everything. But deep down I was hoping it would be as accurate as the deepwater horizon film where they had survivors of the actual disaster consulting.

I work on oil platforms and I was pretty disgusted with the first episode. You probably don't want to hear the whole list, but the first one was that it was a production platform, not a rig. Drilling rigs have derricks.

I'm like 4 episodes in. I liked it until they had their fight. Jizzlord is probably the best character.

two counts of second degree sodomy made me lol. So many questions. I bet she didn't peg him and just let him use the backdoor. But WTF makes it 2nd degree? What are the other degrees of sodomy?

Doesn't it compound the crime? The thing about statutory rape is that all you have to prove is that it happened. It's always illegal. The positional authority thing could be argued in some cases that the sex was consensual outside of the authority.

Oh it's a manufacturer's warranty? I thought you were tied to that one dirtbag company.

I don't understand why you're looking for a motor. Tell them to drop off the replacement and all the parts needed to install it. Don't hesitate to call them back if they shorted you even so much as a wire nut.

The phrase "without futher ado" is in itself, further ado.

The only good team the niners have beat this year are the cowboys. Your point is dumb because the other team falls even shorter of meeting the benchmark you're setting. that said, die eagles die. Go niners. Bengals beat the niners in the superbowl.

What should I do for lunch voyce?

Yeah, that's the most reliable move we've seen work. If one was attacking me, (and I didn't have my gun for some reason) I'd probably still try for the rear naked choke. A 6 ft 2x4 to the noggin from atop a car also works. But you have to be lucky enough to have that 2x4 and connect with it...

It's gunna suck when the cowboys lose to the giants in the NFC Championship game.

Whoever made that jumped the gun a little.

Around here it's only legal to turn right on red from that inside turn lane. I thought that was going to be the rustle at first because people turning right from the outside line rustles mine.

It's caused by testosterone which is highest first thing in the morning. I usually don't get morning wood when I didn't get enough sleep. overall testosterone goes down with age too so its expected to happen less frequently as you get older.

Is that the ass in your keep? As opposed to the ass you get on the road.

Towards the end Richie was getting froggy with mac too. So I still think it was a part written for him and they just changed the name. I had heard about the renegade HL 2, but I didn't know about the other versions of the other ones. What you talked about with HL1 was just deleted scenes...

You wanna see my usual level of effort? Check your reaction scores buddy!

We could test that theory by comparing the doak walker (top RB) award winners to the Davey O'Brian (top QB) winners.

Sweet. So he'll be ready by the chanmpionship game or are we going to have to wait for the superb owl?

#1 I guess we're supposed to believe that you downloaded grindr just for this gag #2 that's not a valid email address. #3 Stop trying to hack hossix's account.

I keep it simple by using my favorite porn searches as passwords.

I was wondering if he meant keypass. But he said keep ass.

I have an app called "a fucking sticky note" and it really does keep all of your passwords under your control. not under your pretend control like keep ass.

How about blessed by God? That's a trait. Alls I'm saying is that if you win and people can't figure out how; it still counts as a win. That would explain why the numbers weren't adding up for me. But I didn't care to dig any further. I only took exception to the characterization of him...